To all the Moms

[kubba]

Here is wishing youall the happiest of Mothers Days.
Thank you for the gift of life. God Bless.
Stan:) :) :banana:

[lurchenstein]

Right on Kubba. You opened the door for the Mother's day posts.
From recent e-mail:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." (Gee mom, if I'm in an accident I'll probably crap my pants anyway.)
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
would love to eat that spinach."
12. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
13. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't
exaggerate!"
14. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
" Just wait until we get home."
15. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
16. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
17. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
18. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
19. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
20. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
21. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
22. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

[kubba]

Chris, isn't it amazing how moms all over seem to say the very same things. When my kids were young my wife would use the same manual that my mom used . God bless them all,
Semper FI
stan

[thedrifter]

To all our moms and wives......

Happy Mother's Day.......

Sempers,

Roger



A Gift For Mom
by, Max The Poet ©2000


Today, is a very special day,
And Mom, there's something,
I'd like to say.

Through the years,
You've watched me grow,
You've guided me,
And loved me, so.

Today, I am returning the love,
That you have shown to me,
Because, I love you so much, Mom,
You gave your love, abundantly.

As I write these special words,
I recall the many days,
When you would help me color,
And show your love, in many ways.

The toys you bought for me,
The pictures that you took,
All the things you did for me,
God, I could write a book.

That special hug, that only you could give,
That look in your eye, when you say my name,
For all of this, I am grateful,
My love for you, will always remain.

Oh, and Mom, I should really mention,
That no matter what or when,
I will be right here, loving you,
For, my love will never end.

So this gift, I send to you,
Today, on Mother's Day,
Because the words, "I love you",
Are words, I had to say.




To Our Wives


~You've created
something wonderful
in my life...
something beautiful...
Being with you
has given new meaning
to each day
we welcome together.
And, with you, I've found
something within...
a confidence, a strength
I never knew without you.
You are my inspiration,
my reason for happiness.
You are my wife...
And my joy forever.
Happy Mother's Day
with My Love Always!~

[Sparrowhawk]

Happy Mother's Day


So, last night I figure, I'll get a jump-start on everyone else. Marines think like that you know. So I ran her bath water, got some strawberries and dipped them in chocolate and placed them in a bowl (okay, so I didn't have melted chocolate, so I used Hershey's chocolate syrup). I then poured her a nice glass of wine, flower pedals all over the place, candle, even went next door and got some of my neighbors flowers that she says she likes.

Okay, so I wasn't sure which flower she said she liked so I got the wrong ones, I think. You see my neighbor wasn't home, so I well sort of had to sneak up at night to get the flowers, and when I got home I found out they maybe the wrong ones, since it was pitch dark when I got them. Anyways so now I got these flowers for her and my neighbor would have been upset with nothing but stumps at the end of his flower plants, so I took out the whole bush (always thinking of others feelings).

So, now I had, flowers, candles, soft music, wine, chocolate covered strawberries, warm bath. Figured hey, I am way ahead of the game especially those East Coast Marines, since they get up about 3 hours before us in the west, so I'm doing good.

Now, I did all this last night, sort of a before Mother's Day gift. Figured I'm ahead of the game. Come 3:00 am when I normally get up, figure maybe I'll get lucky and she’s fast asleep. What's up with that?

Wimen who can figure?


<size=5>Happy Mother's Day to all the Women that post here.</size=5>


Now, will somebody tell me again, how come we don't get rewarded for Mother's Day? I mean we sort of contributed to that, didn't we...LOL

Hey, I even saved this pop up spam mail for her .....

http://spweb.whenu.com/pop_up/pop_imgs/aud_zipflower108.GIF






Happy Mother's Day