I have a present for LaDYLEATHERNECK!

[Sparrowhawk]

What is Beano?

Beano is a dietary supplement that helps prevent gas.* Beano is not a drug. Beano is a food enzyme from a natural source that breaks down the complex sugars in gassy foods making them more digestible. Beano is available in convenient tablets and easy-to-use drops.


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<B>Beano es un suplemento dietético que ayudas previenen Los PEDOS (gas).* <I>~ROTFLMAO</I> </B>

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[LadyLeatherneck]

ROTFLMAO! Okay Sparrow you name me one Mexican
that DON'T fart. Hey I eat refried beans okay, it's bound
to happen :p ...especially at night and early in the morning..ROTFLMAO!!!

[Shaffer]

Do you feel comfortable to fart around us?:rolleyes:

SF
Jerry

[LadyLeatherneck]

My see-ster may not, but I don't have a problem with it.
I mean what's the big deal, it's something natural, right?!

:banana: <~~farting banana

[Shaffer]

I don't like a women who fart...soooooo,
Maybe you can use this banana :banana: as a plug!

LMAO!!!:yes:

SF,
Jerry

[LadyLeatherneck]

Well then you'll be single FOOOOREVER Jerry because
ALL women fart and if they say they don't well you better
just keep walking cause she's a LIAR! :tired:

[Shaffer]

Not if they use the banana!!! LMAO :yes:

SF,

Jerry

[lindagr41]

Dang Cook. Sounds like your leaving some royal skidmarks there. LMBO May I suggest a side trip...http://pages.prodigy.net/allret/outhouse_occupied_md_wht.gif

Personally, I don't, or should say... won't fart in mixed company.

Thus the blue face Hahaha :no:

me

http://wowjoke.com/image/1003.gif

[Static_Sky]

this is one of the grossest post's I've ever read, I Love it lol, reminds me of my g-ma though.... hmm anyone got a spare gas mask?:o

[lindagr41]

Please..as a curtosy...lite one of these before you leave. http://animations-galore.com/gallery/Fire/LP_match.gif

And for those of you with the heavy duty...duty? One of THESE!!!http://animations-galore.com/gallery/Fire/campfire.gif

me

http://wowjoke.com/image/1003.gif

[GrimReaper]

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE HAVING A PASSING THE GAS CONTEST.

AND THE WINNER IS: LL, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Grim Reaper has Spoken.

[lindagr41]

LL, Order one of these...and keep them guessing. :rolleyes:

http://animations-galore.com/gallery/Fire/campfire.gif (http://)

me

http://wowjoke.com/image/1003.gif

[lindagr41]

Common Fart > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/common.wav

THE ANXIOUS FART > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/anxious.wav

THE COUGHING FART > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/cough.wav

THE WET FART > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/wet.wav

THE BLOWER > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/blower.wav

TIGHT BUN FART > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/tite.wav

THE RIPPER > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/ripper.wav

THE LEVITATER > http://www.ediblebrain.com/wav/levitate.wav

[USMC0311]

http://animations-galore.com/gallery/Fire/LP_match.gif
Is it safe 2 come in yet???
I agree with Jerry
:yes:

[Sparrowhawk]

A simple present to you and now you've got everyone passing gas and wearing gas masks.

See if I ever buy you a present again... and its not even your birthday!:no: