Osotogary
07-01-08, 07:31 PM
Just happened about 20 minutes ago to me. Being that I am on vacation I was invited to a neighbors house to make a vodka and orange juice drink. I had it, and it tasted good, then went back to for a second one. I poured the vodka and then was given permission to go into the refrigerator to add some orange juice. There wasn't much available so I saw some orange colored, what I thought was Gatorade type beverage in a Gatorade container, and poured it into the drink. I took it home and was about to drink it when I smelled a strong kind of petrolium aroma coming from the glass. There was a film on the drinking glass and my hands were sticking to the glass. Holy Sh*t, that wasn't Gatorade that I poured into the glass, it was either paint remover or glue. Yep, my azz would have been grass if I had been drunk enough to disregard the aromas that I had smelled and just drank the sh*t.
I immediately brought my findings back to the house where my self poured drink originated and told the folks about my discovery. Man,oh,man, there was a serious injury, maybe even death, waiting for some unknowing, unthinking individual who wanted a swig of Gatorade. How the H it got stored in the refrigerator I'll never know.
I suspect that I saved a few lives emergency care. I also suspect that it was an unintentional occurence by an overtired individual who used a recognizable commercial beverage bottle to put some super glue/paint remover type substance.
I'm happy to still be here and not being pumped out or administered to in some hospital. What I right need now is a drink with some real orange juice that I will go to the store and get it myself.
Please remember to smell what you are about to drink. If your senses say, "Aww, sh*t, this smells like sh*t....it probably is."
Adios, for now.
Gary
I immediately brought my findings back to the house where my self poured drink originated and told the folks about my discovery. Man,oh,man, there was a serious injury, maybe even death, waiting for some unknowing, unthinking individual who wanted a swig of Gatorade. How the H it got stored in the refrigerator I'll never know.
I suspect that I saved a few lives emergency care. I also suspect that it was an unintentional occurence by an overtired individual who used a recognizable commercial beverage bottle to put some super glue/paint remover type substance.
I'm happy to still be here and not being pumped out or administered to in some hospital. What I right need now is a drink with some real orange juice that I will go to the store and get it myself.
Please remember to smell what you are about to drink. If your senses say, "Aww, sh*t, this smells like sh*t....it probably is."
Adios, for now.
Gary