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07-01-08, 09:15 AM
If anyone beat me to this, and I didn't notice, I apologize.


Headlines from 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but Pr esident Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every

High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. < SPAN lang=en-us>

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.

If you can read this, Thank a teacher!

If you are reading it in English, Thank a Marine!!





Old Marine
07-01-08, 09:39 AM
Thought you wingers might like these pictures.


Old Marine
07-01-08, 09:51 AM
Lets try this one more time. Thought you Wingers might like these pictures.


Old Marine
07-01-08, 09:54 AM
Sorry about that guys. It's not working. I guess I should read the book "Computers For Dummies" These pictures are of WWII vintage aircraft from the Chino, Ca. Air Show. Some great pictures. I received them in an "E" Mail. If someone knows how to transfer them to this site let me know.

07-01-08, 02:46 PM
It is sad that we are headed down that path.I just hope America wakes up and smells the coffee.