Sparrowhawk
05-04-03, 11:42 PM
Fidelity
Lance wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in
front of him, all clean and pressed.
Lance looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,
spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and
notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-fast
and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Lance asks, "Laurence, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Lance asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married'!"
Lance wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in
front of him, all clean and pressed.
Lance looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,
spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and
notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-fast
and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Lance asks, "Laurence, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Lance asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married'!"