View Full Version : I Just Made Up The Worst Marine Joke Ever:
AmericanJarhead
05-29-08, 02:45 PM
Why do Marines always have very clean necks???
Answer:
Scrool down...
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Becuase we're "Lather-necks"... Sorry :sick:
outlaw3179
05-29-08, 02:46 PM
wow..unbelivable. Choke yourself lol.
AL49BGN
05-29-08, 02:51 PM
All I can say is "okay".
sparkie
05-29-08, 05:42 PM
OK,,,,, That one ranks with ,,,,,,,,, I'm lost. Maybe it should have been a Knock Knock.
http://www.earlham.edu/~efs/jacket3.jpg
"Choke yourself"
E5NAMKROW
05-29-08, 05:55 PM
:) Good initiative, bad judgment!
Marine84
05-29-08, 06:49 PM
yeah.............you got it right - it's pretty bad. Almost as bad as ...............
When Tickle Me Elmo was made - how did they know he was a male?
Because they gave him two test tickles.
You're right, pretty bad, lol.
PatriotGirl422
05-30-08, 11:06 AM
Can you tell that joke again in about 10 hours after I had a few beers maybe?
jinelson
05-30-08, 11:16 AM
No choke yourself with my hand then haze yourself.
Jim
yellowwing
05-30-08, 11:19 AM
It still a good clean joke. :D
awbrown1462
05-30-08, 11:21 AM
that was bad and I work on a Army Base and hear alot of Marine jokes
pablox1139
05-30-08, 01:31 PM
Feel free to jump on that frag!
sparkie
05-30-08, 05:25 PM
Ok, Ok,,,,, How 'bout, Bend over and kiss your comedy career goodby.
montana
05-30-08, 07:18 PM
come on everyone give the guy a chance.....maybe its one of those jokes that takes a little time to sink in...come back in here i about 8 months and then see if it still sound ?? uh?....well or lack of a better word...dumb..lol
be safe
AmericanJarhead
05-30-08, 08:05 PM
Hey now! I knew it was bad and horrible when I posted it... I suggest chillin' and having a beer. -AJ
sparkie
05-30-08, 08:13 PM
Welcome Aboard,,, Bro. :beer: Drop your shet, and grab a beer.
OK .....I had my beer.........HAHAHA HELL
Lather this:banana: