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Parks
05-28-08, 12:47 AM
...for Haynes, who refuses to give up.

The Background:

I grew up in Texas (Fort Worth, specifically) and was raised a good Texas girl, i.e. to believe in God, Country, and most importantly, Texas and the Alamo. My family was very proud of our strong military tradition, even if we weren't really allowed to talk about it because it upset my grandmother (her father died on D-Day). So even though I was expected to go to college, it was perfectly okay that I had set my heart on Norwich Univeristy to participate in their ROTC program (Texas A&M was out because my father went to UT). Well, several family issues later, I decided to move to Oklahoma and live with my mother to finish out the last year and a half of high school in Stillwater. At this point, I must point out that up until then, my grades were bad. Horrible. So bad I even failed religion. (Yes, I did have to repeat it.) My SATs were okay, aced the English, failed the Math, but scholarships were almost totally out of the picture.

Climax:

The family issues that led to my moving also made Norwich hard to attain since the family I had alienated was the wealthier side of the family. This noted, I began looking into other options. After looking into pretty much every college I could afford, I determined that the thing I was really wanting was a military type challenge. It didn't take long until I was researching the Armed Forces. (At this point, I again have to interject another personal point: I love to research. I'm actually kind of obsessive that way.) I spent weeks reading everything I could about the military and the different branches. I figured out right off that the Navy wasn't a good fit, if only because I look horrible in white (laugh, go on, I know you want to, but it's completely true). The Air Force was out because they had an identity problem. And finally, I nixed the Army because they were just too big and didn't have the brotherhood that I saw in the Corps.

Branch decided, I had to figure out how to break it to my parents. I decided on the slow approach so I wouldn't overload them with too much at one time. A few weeks in to August, I told them I had decided to join the military. They were slightly shocked. My step-dad is in the news business and we watched CNN at dinner time, so my decision to join the military during a war was not really logical in his mind, especially since I had made it clear I was a very strong Democrat. My mother just cried and told me I was getting to get myself killed. Many Kleenaxs later, it was agreed upon by them that the only branch I was allowed to join was the Air Force because it was the safest option.

I employed my family's longtime motto (Tis Better to Ask Forgiveness than Permission) and decided to skip the second part about joing the Marine Corps.

This settled, I made a trip to the Air Force recruiting office and started the enlistment process, taking plenty of time to lose paperwork and ask questions I knew the answers to. Since I had told my parents I was in no hurry to join, waiting until my birthday at the end of October was perfectly logical. By the middle of October I had contacted the Marine recruiter and after a short battle for dominance, had begun the enlistment process for the Corps. I spent a week and a half sneaking across town to finish paperwork for the Corps before my brithday finally arrived. Finally, I told my parents I was going to MEPS. Now, I would like to point out that at no time did I lie to my mother about joining. I'm rather proud of that myself. I made an effort to never specify what I doing, just using general terms. Even when I left for MEPS I said I was just going to the processing station to enlist in the DEP, which all branches have.

Anyway, I walked into my house the next day wearing my poolee shirt with a Marine on either side of me. Needless to say, my parents were a bit shocked.

Conclusion:

My parents took it all pretty well and they're even rather proud now that their girl is going to be a Marine. It took me a few weeks to tell my father though, which was the best part of the entire process. He had been rather upset at me because I had been considering A&M for money reasons, so when I told him I had joined the Marine Corps, he just let out a big sigh of relief. Apparently, anything is better than being an Aggie. And he's the most vocal supporter I have actually, always wearing Marine shirts and boasting about how his daughter is a Marine. I keep correcting him, but he says it sounds better than saying I'm a Poolee. Oh well, I leave in August so he's only going to be wrong for a few more months.

Marine84
05-28-08, 12:51 AM
Somebody really needs to take your coffee away girl :)

Parks
05-28-08, 12:54 AM
Somebody really needs to take your coffee away girl :)
Blame Haynes. He badgered me. :angel:

CJ Haynes
05-28-08, 01:00 AM
@Parks: That's a great story! To me, it shows how dedicated you were to joining the Marine Corps! And I am really glad you didn't have to lie. That was smooth on your part. :D Lol, yeah, my mom was the one in my family who flipped out when I came into dad's room after talking with SSgt Cox on the phone and I told my parents I was joining the Corps.
Just asking, but can you tell us a bit more about the Air Force recruiter and your Marine recruiter? Both guys sound like real characters to say the least (from what you said in the other thread). :D

Add: Oh yeah, blame me.....
well, ok, I did badger you, but still!!! :D

Parks
05-28-08, 01:19 AM
Sure. I just didn't want to a long story any longer. lol

The AF recruiter was actually busy when I walked in, someone going to MEPS and someone asking questions, so when I did introduce myself, he asked if we could schedule something a few days later. I came back at the scheduled time and the door was locked. This was odd in and of itself since he shared an office with the Navy recruiter, but I stuck around and just assumed he was late. Twenty minutes later he's arrived and he's apologising about his late tee-time. Apparently, he tried to finish his 18 holes as fast as he could, but that late start time really threw him off. (*see me rolling my eyes*) Anyway, it was pretty fun dealing with him because I'd ask all these questions that I already knew the answers to and play dumb while he gave the answers. We met a few more times, but he just gave me some paperwork to fill out and never seemed in a hurry to enlist me.

I had to be really patient though for the Marine recruiter because I knew I could only sneak around for so long without acting suspicious, so I waited until the middle of October to contact him. Lucky for me, the same day I was going to call him he showed up at my school during lunch. There were a few football guys hanging around him, asking questions and grabbing free stuff, so I waited a couple minutes before heading over. (I can be kinda dramatic at times.) I walked over, introduced myself, and told him I wanted to join. For Gunny, who was then a Staff Sergeant, this was unreal. He had been on recruiting duty for three months and hadn't recruited a single person and here was this little girl with red hair telling him she was joining, thanks very much. He kind of paused, and then told me I'd have to wait until my Senior year to join. I glared at him, raised up on my tippy toes, and told him I was a Senior. After that he got all excited and asked when I could talk with him. Well, the meeting was funny because he was giving this Join the Marine Corps speech and I was all I Already Want to Join the Marine Corps. Anyway, I was his only Poolee for a while so we're pretty chummy, but not that chummy because the last recruiter that was here retired after getting too chummy with a Poolee, so it's a big no-no here.

He's pretty funny though. He's the worst recruiter ever. It's hilarious. Guys will come up to him and be all "The Army'll give me 20 grand to join, what will you give me?" and Gunny is just like "I'll give you a swift kick in the butt if you don't get out my door in five seconds." Plus he just doesn't smile well. He looks like a Marine, so it makes him look really unfriendly and no one walks up to him. lol

He's really into only enlisting Poolees he'd be willing to call brother/sister Marines.