View Full Version : Poolees, listen to me very carefully.
Male and female poolees alike, if you earn the title, and you are in the Marine Corps, please remember this one thing.
Stick to dating CIVILIANS.
Trust me. Girls, you will see those guys, they are in great shape, and they just love to hang out with you. You've never gotten that much attention before! (Before you think he loves you, ask yourself if its because of a lack of options?)
Gentlemen, you will see those girls with their cute buns in their hair and they will be all happy and flirty and fun to mess with because they're just so adorable. Trust me. Oh, poolees, TRUST me. Alright? They can be ALOT of fun...oh, yes... aww crap, I forgot! I'm supposed to be telling you why you need to stay away from them.
Listen, I'm not going to list all the reasons that you need to stay away from dating Marines, but lets just say, the reason's you've heard, are not bs. They happen to real Marines like...LCpls on leatherneck who warn potential future devil dogs about the dangers of doing what he did (literally).
Just wait until you're at least an NCO, dating ANOTHER NCO, don't be that corporal who's taking one of his PFCs out to La Mirage, or the Hook and Jab, or Dave and Busters...oh don't be the one...
Trust me trust me trust me devil pups. You don't know, you don't know...
sparkie
05-23-08, 06:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,Achped,,,Your learnin.
Never have, never will. But I trust, Achped, that you and I have similar reasons, which we'd both rather keep between us Marines.
Zulu 36
05-23-08, 08:13 PM
La Mirage Is Great!!!!
Did your sergeant take you?
Zulu 36
05-23-08, 08:20 PM
Achped,
I must reserve comment and defer to Marine84. Nothing I say will match her response, yet to come.
Male and female poolees alike, if you earn the title, and you are in the Marine Corps, please remember this one thing.
Stick to dating CIVILIANS.
Trust me. Girls, you will see those guys, they are in great shape, and they just love to hang out with you. You've never gotten that much attention before! (Before you think he loves you, ask yourself if its because of a lack of options?)
Gentlemen, you will see those girls with their cute buns in their hair and they will be all happy and flirty and fun to mess with because they're just so adorable. Trust me. Oh, poolees, TRUST me. Alright? They can be ALOT of fun...oh, yes... aww crap, I forgot! I'm supposed to be telling you why you need to stay away from them.
Listen, I'm not going to list all the reasons that you need to stay away from dating Marines, but lets just say, the reason's you've heard, are not bs. They happen to real Marines like...LCpls on leatherneck who warn potential future devil dogs about the dangers of doing what he did (literally).
Just wait until you're at least an NCO, dating ANOTHER NCO, don't be that corporal who's taking one of his PFCs out to La Mirage, or the Hook and Jab, or Dave and Busters...oh don't be the one...
Trust me trust me trust me devil pups. You don't know, you don't know...
Haha, alright Sergeant. I will accept this advice but I do wonder why we should avoid or female counterparts that are Marines.
-Brown
Big Jim
05-23-08, 08:51 PM
Achped,
I must reserve comment and defer to Marine84. Nothing I say will match her response, yet to come.
HAHA...I have to agree with you there Zulu...Kim doth have a way with words...and she's dam cute, too. But I also have to say that I have seen a Marine Corps marriage where both man and woman were enlisted and one rank was definitely in question when it came to fraternization.
From what Ive observed ...it worked! But these relationships and marriages rarely ever do work because of the strains on the relationship by the demands of the individuals bound by duty to the Corps. It still never ceases to amaze me though...you see two young people in love with no hope of having a lasting relationship...but yet they do it anyway...then comes the divorces, the fights over custody and cars and property. Sometimes the women just waits for the man to go overseas and just packs up and leaves while he's gone. Leaving a nice surprise for him to come home to...I do know that marriage and the Marine Corps do not mix 90% of the time and if it does work...you can bet neither one of the people are being deployed!
Haha, alright Sergeant. I will accept this advice but I do wonder why we should avoid or female counterparts that are Marines.
-Brown
Cause when you break it off or she finds out you had another she won't mind running you over with her car........... friend told me that, yea thats it :confused:
Haha, alright Sergeant. I will accept this advice but I do wonder why we should avoid or female counterparts that are Marines.
-Brown
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Oh ****, I mistaked his rank for Sparkie's. Won't happen again. Sorry about that LCpl.
Sgt, wow...haha.
But yeah, definitely want to keep these things off a public forum, if only because...its a public forum.
Poolees Im telling you, STAY AWAY FROM THE FEMALES. You will hear this over and over and over again, from drill instructors, SOI instructors, MOS school instructors, NCOs in the fleet, EVERYONE will tell you.
I didn't listen, I thought "I was different", I thought "There's no way that'll happen to me."
It did.
davblay
05-24-08, 02:11 AM
Sgt, wow...haha.
But yeah, definitely want to keep these things off a public forum, if only because...its a public forum.
Poolees Im telling you, STAY AWAY FROM THE FEMALES. You will hear this over and over and over again, from drill instructors, SOI instructors, MOS school instructors, NCOs in the fleet, EVERYONE will tell you.
I didn't listen, I thought "I was different", I thought "There's no way that'll happen to me."
It did.
DUMBASS!!!!
bigalholmes165
05-24-08, 02:28 AM
Still can't figure out which head to think with, can you??
Marine84
05-24-08, 07:12 AM
Matt, honey, I feel for ya babe cause you're learning the hard way but, you shouldn't be mad at the WM's.
Stand by for a phone call!
Marine84
05-24-08, 07:13 AM
Still can't figure out which head to think with, can you??
That's exactly what the problem is - lol!
yellowwing
05-24-08, 07:36 AM
Oh there are plenty of Patriotic Gals willing to show you how liberal they are on sexual matters. DO NOT trust them on birth control matters. Two months later you will be standing tall before the First Sargent discussing your options on pregnant civilians. Actually with a First Sargent its not really a true dialogue and debate. ;)
AndreBlanks
05-24-08, 08:32 AM
I would've assumed that dating a female Marine would be easier because she would understand about deployments/"how things work", etc.
Marine84
05-24-08, 03:51 PM
It can be Andre.................you just have to use your head on your shoulders for more than just a hat rack. LOL!
Covey_Rider
05-24-08, 04:29 PM
Achped you crack me up. I'm not sure if it was you or not...but I remember some new Marine asking about dating WM's a little while back. Don't worry though, I was the same way...had to touch the stove to see if it was hot. And it was lol. Keep your chin up though. Go spend a night out at hooligans or go up to Wilmington or Virginia Beach and find somebody new...that's NOT in the Marine Corps haha.
I'm in Hawaii bro, hooligans? Haha, thered be more girls in a prostate clinic. I never even went to that place.
As for finding somebody new, its not necessarily that easy...
Covey_Rider
05-24-08, 10:29 PM
Haha never mind. Though you were in Lejeune...but that's Woody. What were you doing with a WM while you're stationed in Hawaii??? I can maybe understand if you were here in Oki...but common bro, HAWAII. Women just wash up onto the beach and go and pick the best one haha.
Haha, thats the weird thing, she's in Oki haha...so...yeah...whatever.
This was before I got sent to Hawaii
davblay
05-25-08, 02:49 AM
Haha, thats the weird thing, she's in Oki haha...so...yeah...whatever.
This was before I got sent to Hawaii
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63410&page=2
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59457
any of these sound familiar, Achped?
Dave
Marine84
05-25-08, 07:10 AM
We need to move this one to the Hooch ya'll.
Moderator UP!
Did your sergeant take you?
got a hotel room the night before checking into MCT. me and about 20 guys went out for some fun in town.
la mirage and the cave. never got to goto toby's
HurricaneRJ
05-25-08, 11:05 AM
got a hotel room the night before checking into MCT. me and about 20 guys went out for some fun in town.
la mirage and the cave. never got to goto toby's
La Mirage is pretty good, Cherries is better IMHO. A couple of my buddies got a lap dance from this hot chick, only to find out that she was married to one of my Combat Instructors:marine: .
Toby ain't worth it. One guy in my ITB Platoon spent $125 to loose his V-Card and then he got real sick and got dropped in training and we were put on quarantine because of it. :thumbdown
Heard his dick looked like corn:sick: .
hahahaha the cave had an awesome VIP section but la mirage had a better stage side show. i do recall wearing a DARE shirt and a track jacket with my dog tags under my jacket(i was over moto at the time) and the girl was wearing woodlands but made into a belly shirt and daisy dukes. she picked me up by the tags, unzipped my jacket and saw the shirt and said "oh you dont like drugs" and pushed me down on stage. my buddy then slipped her a 10 to give me the worst wedgie of my life
skaterjon89
05-26-08, 02:56 AM
Well I leave to MCT on tuesday, but lastnight went to Morongo/ Club there/ then some strip club and this Russian stripper I paid for one lap dance felt all sorry for me that I'm going to be with a bunch of guys (she said I looked depressed, I told her because I'll miss women and **** like that) so only 2/3 dances were free and we were in the room for like 30min (which is a long ass time in lapdance land). She was real cool though, we talked and I found out she was from Russia, moved to Israel and was in the Russian Army. She thought like MCT was like in Afghanistan or something because when I left, she hugged me for like 2minutes and kept whispering "Be careful, I don't want anything happening to you..." and seriously looked like her eyes were watering. Some night...
Anyways, yeah our SDI kept telling us some WM's may look real good, but STAY AWAY. It is true though there are women all over that will gladly do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight, some girls I havn't talked to since HS found out I left, then found out I came back and were contacting me, **** was weird. Gotta rep the high and tight :)
HurricaneRJ
05-26-08, 08:36 AM
OOOO****ingRAAh Devil Dog.
Wait until you get weekend liberty off base and head down to Wilmington.
Ooops your going to be a MCT. NVM. Good times down there.
bgsuwoody
05-26-08, 09:32 AM
Why am I not surprised to see this thread from you Garrison...****ing hilarious...heed this warning poolees
Marine84
05-26-08, 09:48 AM
You guys LUUUUUUUUUV WM's - who ya'll think ya'll foolin'? You guys are going through the same thing a kazillion other men BEFORE you have gone through and a kazillion more AFTER you will do the same. You get thrown in that great big "candy store" and you want to try all these different flavors of candy that you never saw in the store back on the block.
Been there, done that, got several Tshirts for it! ;)
Jdncowboy
05-26-08, 10:00 AM
Tshirts!? Dang I wanna a Tshirt.:yes:
You get thrown in that great big "candy store" and you want to try all these different flavors of candy that you never saw in the store back on the block.
??? We still talking about WM right?
The store back on the block was much better IMO than the Marine Corps. I mean...you all dress the same for Christ's sake. And WM have gas, and aren't scared to let everyone know. Women should hide their gas until marriage, not bust ass in formations!!! :sick:
Carry on.
haha ive heard stories from WM's about WM's and their worst than guys
Marine84
05-26-08, 12:48 PM
LMFAO BR! Be quite honest, none of the WM's I knew (myself included) did that - maybe that's why we're so mean - no way to vent. LOL!
skaterjon89
05-26-08, 03:46 PM
2 WM's from my RSS that left around the same time as me are some pretty ladies, freaken frat rules :P lol...
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