Roberto T. Cast
04-29-03, 04:04 PM
Here are more blond jokes. Have a good laugh.
1. A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning. The wife, undoubtedly blond, said, "How should I know, that's about 200 miles from here.!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
2. Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, look in the mirror and says, "Hmm, that person looks familiar." The second one looks in the mirror and say, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
3. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door he finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she's overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yell, "No honey don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you'r next."
4. A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "Ok, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
5. What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?................."Is it mine?"
6. Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her Government Class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
Returning home from work, the blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 Officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
1. A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at two in the morning. The wife, undoubtedly blond, said, "How should I know, that's about 200 miles from here.!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
2. Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, look in the mirror and says, "Hmm, that person looks familiar." The second one looks in the mirror and say, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
3. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door he finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she's overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yell, "No honey don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you'r next."
4. A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "Ok, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
5. What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?................."Is it mine?"
6. Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her Government Class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
Returning home from work, the blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 Officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."