BBQ with Big Jim

[Artemis]

When's the party and what do I need to bring?

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Party is at my casa. It will be filled with beer, bbq, and healing. All are invited to the Big Jim self help seminar. Unless you don't like red meat. Then find another poultry self help seminar.

;)

[Marine84]

We gonna have to have it somewhere else (or I'll sit this one out) - I spent 21 days in Yuma one time and I ain't NEVER going back.

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

haha, its a joke Kim. :D

[Marine84]

DAMN! And I thought I was getting ready to go to a party. I have one in my head sometimes anyway :banana: .

[Big Jim]

I don't care where we have it as long as it happens!!! Is this an 'adult' party or just a BBQ and beer party? ...will there be....strippers...? (sshhhh!) LOL!

;) :thumbup: :sick:!!!!!!!!!

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

We'll leave the female nudeness planning up to Kim and Nelly, since they both are interested in the party. Don't dissappoint us girls!

:D

[sparkie]

What????? I wasn't invited? Must be cookin Buffalo, Not for the white man. Ps, I don't want to see Kim nude,,,,, Ruin me for all the rest.

[Big Jim]

We'll leave the female nudeness planning up to Kim and Nelly, since they both are interested in the party. Don't dissappoint us girls!

:D

Cool!

[Big Jim]

What????? I wasn't invited? Must be cookin Buffalo, Not for the white man.

LOLOL!! Sparkie, my brother, anywhere I am you ALWAYS got an invitation!!! Buffalo steaks....mmmmm!!! :p

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Ps, I don't want to see Kim nude,,,,, Ruin me for all the rest.haha, they're logisitics, not the working party.

[Artemis]

Hey we can have women strippers only if we can have a couple men as well. It'll be dinner and a show.

[Marine84]

haha, they're logisitics, not the working party.

Logistics hell! Get your 20s ready shorty! :banana: I'm old enough to not give a damn whether you laugh at my 1/2 (can't go totally nude for less than $100)naked ass or not! LOL! ;)

[Big Jim]

Hey we can have women strippers only if we can have a couple men as well. It'll be dinner and a show.

Damn...you got us there....oh, ok...! This reminds me of the bananas, (for the girls), and tacos, (for the guys), eating contests at Bikini's at Atlantic Beach in Morehead City! Man, THAT was fun to watch!!

[Big Jim]

Can I just write you a blank check or run a tab or somethin...and how much do you charge for a private lap-dance? LOL! Love ya Kim!!!

[Phantom Blooper]

This reminds me of the bananas, (for the girls), and tacos, (for the guys), eating contests at Bikini's at Atlantic in Morehead City! Man, THAT was fun to watch!!

Oh yeah PARTY!

The human body is such a wonderfully designed masterpiece!

The only design flaw is when the toxic waste dump was put right next to the playground!

But what the hell it's all relative and we can adapt and work around the small flaws!:beer:

:evilgrin:

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I dont know about anyone else here, but i think bloop should be the male dancer. anyone got a dollar?

[Phantom Blooper]

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I'm worth more than that....but after a few beers I can be had pretty cheap!:beer:

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[Marine84]

I'll pay to see THAT Phantom! <br />
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Big Jim - no blank checks (you can stop payment on it), no credit cards (cause you can dispute the charge).................got to be cold hard cash <br />
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(can you tell...

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

EEeewww, that means that Kim already knows whats up. Dirty dirty girl.:confused:

[Artemis]

Guess no one else wants to join our party, oh well, more beer for us. Who's bringin the cards and the horseshoes?

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I'm down for hold em.

[Artemis]

Well you statement about bananas reminds me of the show on the Rock, when I threw up the tacos I just ate. lol:sick:



Damn...you got us there....oh, ok...! This reminds me of the bananas, (for the girls), and tacos, (for the guys), eating contests at Bikini's at Atlantic Beach in Morehead City! Man, THAT was fun to watch!!

[montana]

ill bring a few turkys to the bbq....sure they may look like plucked eagles and spotted owls but they really arnt......taste like chicken...i never gets naked....it spooks the horses...sooo guess i cant get in on the fun part
i have never gotten sick eating tacos???

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: I'M GOOD TOO GO,I'LL BRING MY OWN BANANA;WITH THE 1ST.BITE ALREADY PEELED(LMFAO):banana: :D

[Artemis]

Shaking my head laughing, Missed you lately Jack, make sure you bring those super cool pants of yours.





:evilgrin: I'M GOOD TOO GO,I'LL BRING MY OWN BANANA;WITH THE 1ST.BITE ALREADY PEELED(LMFAO):banana: :D

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Are you kidding me? Forget the pants, all the pants.

[Artemis]

Have you ever seen the banana show in Okinawa? Well I had just eaten Taco Bell before I saw that, so yeah I got sick eating tacos.



ill bring a few turkys to the bbq....sure they may look like plucked eagles and spotted owls but they really arnt......taste like chicken...i never gets naked....it spooks the horses...sooo guess i cant get in on the fun part
i have never gotten sick eating tacos???

[Artemis]

Are you kidding me? Forget the pants, all the pants.



Have you ever seen the pants that I am talking about? They are Jacks football pants. He is wearing them in one of his pictures. :yes:

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: NO BUT I SAW THE GLEEM IN THE DONKEYS EYES,AT THE INFAMIOUS SHOW;IN "TJ" THAT BASTARD WAS A TACO BENDER(LMAO):sick: :yes:

[Artemis]

:evilgrin: NO BUT I SAW THE GLEEM IN THE DONKEYS EYES,AT THE INFAMIOUS SHOW;IN "TJ" THAT BASTARD WAS A TACO BENDER(LMAO):sick: :yes:



Thanks I just tasted my breakfast for the second time today.

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: (LOL)SORRY 'BOUT YOU'RE MEAL,I LUV THE HELL OUTTA YOU NELLY;WAIT ONE?I'LL PUT YOU'RE FAVORITE PANTS BACK ON,JUST"4YOU"!!!:D :iwo:

[Big Jim]

Damn, This Got Bad Real Quick....but I Like It! Man, This Would Be One Helluva Bbq!!! A Hoot-n-nanny To Remember, Boy...and One For The Record Books!!!

Kim, I Promise To Give You My Bank-card...sign Over Power Of Attorney...give You Many $100 Dollar Bills....whatever you want... For Your Sweet Lap Dance!

[FistFu68]

:usmc: DON'T WORRY I'LL BRING THE BEEF :D :iwo:

[Big Jim]

Yep, I remember that donkey show on BC street at the moonlight club! We'd rent a car from Schwab and drive down a party! It was pretty damn disgusting...seen many a drunk jarhead jump under there with their mouth wide open and that last chunk of banana get pushed out and into his mouth where he ate it!! Yep...it was disgusting!! Never did it myself mind you...(there ain't enough Jack Daniels in the world to make THAT happen),...but I seen it happen!

Jack, my brother,...we injecting some Indian at this party and making SOMEBODY Indian, brother!!! LOL!

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I went to the donkey show one time, but it was at fistfu's garage. And i remember we had to keep it down lest the cops come.

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: (LMFAO)I WOULDN'T ADMIT TOO CHIT LIKE THAT MARINE,'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT A FRIGGING GARAGE!!!SEMPER~FI~THAT~:D :iwo:

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Wait, your right, maybe it was Jim's garage...(pleasehaveagaragepleasehaveagarage)

[Artemis]

:evilgrin: (LOL)SORRY 'BOUT YOU'RE MEAL,I LUV THE HELL OUTTA YOU NELLY;WAIT ONE?I'LL PUT YOU'RE FAVORITE PANTS BACK ON,JUST"4YOU"!!!:D :iwo:


You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear you say that Jack.

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Fist and Nelly, sitting in a tree. This is going to be a sweet BBQ.

[Big Jim]

You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear you say that Jack.

I DO have double car attached garage! Its big enough to have a banana or a donkey show! yeah right! Like we'd have one in my frikkin garage! LOL!

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: OH~'YEA I'LL BE BRINGING THE"HEAD-CHEESE"TOOOO-:sick: :iwo:

[Artemis]

Holy crap look what I started. MOTG, not so much Jack and I in the tree but Me and Jacks pants.

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Holy crap look what I started. MOTG, not so much Jack and I in the tree but Me and Jacks pants.

Or lack there of. Owned.

[Artemis]

Or lack there of. Owned.



You startin something with me? We gonna have to duke it out at the BBQ?

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

You startin something with me? We gonna have to duke it out at the BBQ?

Not if you have a pantless Fu on your side. :)

[FistFu68]

:evilgrin: THAT WOULD BE SET OF NEW TROUSERS-UTILITY TYPE(USMC)LARGE-REG.WITH ADDED EXTRA MATERIAL IN THE GUNN.AREA.:D :iwo:

[Artemis]

LOL, mud wrestlin anyone?

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

Hey, what you and fu do on your own time......

[Artemis]

lol, I was thinkin more like Kim and Big Jim.

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

/popcorn

[Marine84]

:evilgrin: THAT WOULD BE SET OF NEW TROUSERS-UTILITY TYPE(USMC)LARGE-REG.WITH ADDED EXTRA MATERIAL IN THE GUNN.AREA.:D :iwo: LOL! You wish! It's always the ones that claim that that ain't got it. Little as that thing is, all that room in them pants.................would be like giving a whale a tic tac!

[SlingerDun]

Peg Bundy stained glass leopard lycra is what those tights resemble. Football pants BS http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

LOL! You wish! It's always the ones that claim that that ain't got it. Little as that thing is, all that room in them pants.................would be like giving a whale a tic tac!

Silence follows, and a tumbleweed flys across the streets as the challenge is issued.

[Big Jim]

lol, I was thinkin more like Kim and Big Jim.

KIM...I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO MUD WRESTLE WITH YOU ANYTIME!!


:beer: :D :p !!!!!!!!!!!

[Artemis]

My money is on Kim, Sorry Big Jim.

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I dont think its so much about winning or losing Nelly. Just let them be...;)

[Phantom Blooper]

KIM...I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO MUD WRESTLE WITH YOU ANYTIME!!



NONE of that bikini or speedos.....we need nekid! :beer:

[Big Jim]

NONE of that bikini or speedos.....we need nekid! :beer:


I'M GAME IF KIM IS....!!!! CAN YOU JUST HAVE THE HOSE READY TO SPRAY US DOWN...I DON'T LIKE WHERE THAT MUD IS GONNA GO...I'M SURE KIM WON'T EITHER!!!! LOL!!

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I'm not going to lie. This thread is getting creepier and creepier.....






I call match versus Bloop!

[Big Jim]

I'm not going to lie. This thread is getting creepier and creepier.....






I call match versus Bloop!


I AGREE...LET'S STOP....

[sparkie]

My internet barely works, so I haven't begun. WOW,,,, Look at all the Cr@p I missed!!!

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

I AGREE...LET'S STOP....
We don't have to stop if you dont want to Jimmy. :nerd:

[Marine84]

My internet barely works, so I haven't begun. WOW,,,, Look at all the Cr@p I missed!!!

That's what you get for living on the outskirts of Vegas. LOL!

[Marine84]

Big Jim - let's go for it dude! Ya'll get ya money ready.

[Big Jim]

Big Jim - let's go for it dude! Ya'll get ya money ready.


ALLRIGHT KIM...YA TALKED ME INTO IT!!! LET THE DECADENCE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phantom Blooper]

let's go for it dude!


That reminds me of rolling in flour and bleepin' the wet spot....but the more I think about it ALL the spots will be wet!:beer:

[Marine84]

That reminds me of rolling in flour and bleepin' the wet spot....but the more I think about it ALL the spots will be wet!:beer:

That's about all you could probably do to it - LOL! It's OK Phantom - at least we can talk about how good we used to be, huh?;)

[MotivatorOfTheGuard]

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[Marine84]

To all civilians that read this................as you see, we have short attention spans too. LOL!

And we fall asleep fast...................

[yellowwing]

I AGREE...LET'S STOP....
Okay, if y'all insist. I was just starting to enjoy the weirdness of this discussion, which I guess is kinda creepy. :p