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Phantom Blooper
03-30-08, 04:25 PM
If it wasn't for Dr.Phil I would not have found inner peace:

By following this simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you, too, can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Mad Dog , a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Wild Turkey, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the chocolate cake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might being need of inner peace! It works!:beer:

:evilgrin:

RYDERKUR
03-30-08, 04:27 PM
Staff Sergeant, that's just hilarious!!

Marine84
03-30-08, 04:29 PM
LOL! I'm with ya Phantom!

Twitchell
03-30-08, 06:06 PM
WOW! Works for me to. ThAt's AmAzInG.

sparkie
03-30-08, 06:22 PM
Thanks Phantom,, I'm gonna go finish all my blood pressure pills, Why wait???LOL. Guess I should finish all my toilet paper and shaving creme first. Wanna help me finish the Vaseline???

SGT7477
03-30-08, 08:20 PM
What next,lmfao?

Wyoming
03-30-08, 08:23 PM
I found a halve bittle od Crwon an somd wodka in de frgerfrter an dididi my drr phil ting.

i chur fellllllll guds now.

iThink.

RYDERKUR
03-30-08, 08:55 PM
That's still better than some poolies grammar and spelling, lmao! This thread made my day.

sparkie
03-31-08, 02:33 PM
Maybe Dr. Phil will help me finish my vaseline. And those damm frozen fish sticks.

Ed Palmer
03-31-08, 02:45 PM
Maybe Dr. Phil will help me finish my vaseline. And those damm frozen fish sticks.
have you tried the vaseline on the fish sticks?
might work better if you warm them up first, as it might feel a little better than cold ones

sparkie
03-31-08, 02:48 PM
Thanks, Ed.It may speed things up a bit.

maverickmarine
03-31-08, 03:16 PM
That's good chit!

Twitchell
03-31-08, 03:41 PM
F N A Cotton.

jetdawgg
03-31-08, 05:51 PM
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-01/34610011.jpg

Quinbo
03-31-08, 06:07 PM
Never know what you are gonna see on here. You all are eating frozen fish dicks now? Leave it to a Marine LOL

sparkie
03-31-08, 09:02 PM
Play it as you see it,,,, SF, OUT.