hydraulic
02-24-08, 04:35 PM
A General - Leaps multi story buildings in a single bound Runs as fast as a high speed train Moves faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Sometimes gives policy to GOD
A Colonel - Leaps small buildings Runs as a fast as a speeding bullet in sight Walks over rivers with the aid of a Mae West Talks to GOD
A Captain - Clears Nissen huts with favourable winds Recorganises a train two times out of three Can sometimes fire a weapon Walks through puddles Occasionally gets an audience with GOD
A 2nd Lieutenant - Runs into the side of buildings Says "look at the choo choo" Shouts bang bang Makes mud castles takes advice from GOD
A SNCO Lifts small buildings and walks under them Stops high speed trains with one arm Catches speeding bullets in his teeth Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD
A Marine - Builds the buildings for GOD to lift Drives the train for GOD to stop Fires the bullets for GOD to catch Fetches the water for GOD to freeze He is the son of GOD
Courtesy of an ex-RSM of HM Royal Marines
A Colonel - Leaps small buildings Runs as a fast as a speeding bullet in sight Walks over rivers with the aid of a Mae West Talks to GOD
A Captain - Clears Nissen huts with favourable winds Recorganises a train two times out of three Can sometimes fire a weapon Walks through puddles Occasionally gets an audience with GOD
A 2nd Lieutenant - Runs into the side of buildings Says "look at the choo choo" Shouts bang bang Makes mud castles takes advice from GOD
A SNCO Lifts small buildings and walks under them Stops high speed trains with one arm Catches speeding bullets in his teeth Freezes water with a single glance HE IS GOD
A Marine - Builds the buildings for GOD to lift Drives the train for GOD to stop Fires the bullets for GOD to catch Fetches the water for GOD to freeze He is the son of GOD
Courtesy of an ex-RSM of HM Royal Marines