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wrbones
07-27-02, 03:37 AM
I wasn't gonna do this, but then some Rat wanted to play.....I have the right to remain silent, don't I?
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:38 AM
I think I'll let the evidence speak for itself.
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:39 AM
...B....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:41 AM
....C....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:43 AM
...D.
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:45 AM
although LEO's run into some rather strange things in the course of a day....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:47 AM
...has been .....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:48 AM
...impaired.....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:50 AM
...by all of that....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:51 AM
and....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:53 AM
.....lobbying gor strange new laws....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:54 AM
...facilities....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:56 AM
....un-godly array....
wrbones
07-27-02, 03:57 AM
...and expensive equipment.
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:00 AM
their minds....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:01 AM
....well....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:02 AM
...that they should.....and all that sugar.....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:04 AM
have most certainly affected their visual acuity.
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:06 AM
....from certain local citizens.....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:07 AM
...to be taken at local functions.....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:08 AM
...doing the job......
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:09 AM
...when you've had too much sugar....
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:10 AM
Don't we?
wrbones
07-27-02, 04:11 AM
...and gentlemen.....
wrbones
07-28-02, 02:50 AM
Ok, ok, here's a little ditty to make ya feel better
Song: Day Old Donuts
(Tune: Banana Boat Song -- Day, Oh!)
**CHORUS
Day old, Daaay old
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day old
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Work all day in the donut shop.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Some are filled with jelly, Some are glazed on top.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. **
Come Mr. Policeman, buy my aging pastry.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
They are cheap, but they're not very tasty.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. **
Half dozen, whole dozen, buy a whole bunch,
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Put 'em down at breakfast, Bring 'em up at lunch.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. **
Once there was a donut,
Boy was it humongous.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Took a bite and found it full of fungus.
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. **
wrbones
07-28-02, 03:22 AM
Flatfoot wanted a pic of a skinny cop! I'm still lookin', fer crying out loud! Now where was that next link.........( Hmmmmm. I wonder if any of 'em did and NCIC yet?)
Sparrowhawk
07-28-02, 09:09 AM
Okay, so's I wreck the patrol car a few times....LOL
wrbones
07-28-02, 11:17 AM
....Flatfoot said skinny.........LOL. ( A note to the serious types, this stuff all came offa sites devoted to, for, and about cops so I know some of ya have a sense of humor! LMAO)
Sparrowhawk
07-28-02, 12:46 PM
:banana:
It's just that its taking us some time to get your arrest warrent processed.
LOL :banana:
wrbones
07-28-02, 01:22 PM
Ain't nuthin' but a thing!
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by wrbones
I wasn't gonna do this, but then some Rat wanted to play.....I have the right to remain silent, don't I?
Bones, ya must be getting old! Sure, I'll play. I just wanna know why you're going after the cops? I'm not a police officer. I've enjoyed your posts and sure, I can man up, I'm a Correctional Officer. So if ya wanna play, be informed. Maybe you just didn't bother to read my profile or see my post in the other law enforcement thread. Perhaps you need glasses. :glasses:
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:22 PM
Bones, we've been practicing....
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:23 PM
And we've gotcha in our sights...
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:34 PM
Perhaps you'd enjoy a stay at the Gray Bar Hotel... We have all the accommodations you'd need... 18 hole miniature golf, weights, softball, horse shoes, volleyball, basketball... Even some "affection" (if so desired) that I'm sure you've been craving since you gave up the swab.
Some people call this home...
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:38 PM
all you like, bones.. Ya don't scare me! ;)
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:42 PM
This is what happens to vermin where I'm from...
(btw, this is a 20 Lbs nutria a buddy of mine killed with his 10/22 Magnum)
Barrio_rat
07-28-02, 02:53 PM
After you dopped the swab, bones, did you do an internship?
I had to get "one" laugh in!http://www.insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?0826.jpg
Sparrowhawk
07-29-02, 08:20 AM
I have something for you!
http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0836.jpg
Hope you know how to use that tongue!!!
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ed/angel2.gif
:banana:
Sparrowhawk
07-29-02, 08:35 AM
I was waiting for you to teach me!
You send me this picture of you!
then you said something about bikini night then you didn't show up!
ALL TONGUE, no action!
LMAO
http://users.ticnet.com/tongue/3Nici01.jpg
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:13 PM
...umarked police cars......
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:14 PM
....their own!
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:16 PM
.
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:17 PM
.
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:19 PM
.
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:20 PM
.
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:22 PM
...no matter what they're doing.....
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:24 PM
...Their only thought.....
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:25 PM
.
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:27 PM
Well, you could go here! www.dunkindonuts.com/shoponline/catalog.jsp?cid=50
wrbones
08-10-02, 04:29 PM
....a pig roast! Just follow the signs!
wrbones
08-11-02, 01:09 PM
...ridin around here somewhere? Bet he wins a lot of money racing that horse!
wrbones
02-17-03, 11:08 PM
Some of the new guys are in law enforcement. I just wanted to make sure they saw this.
I gotta wonder though...am bein' a smart ass or just bein' stupid......
Sometimes it's a pretty fine line! :banana:
Here's some more!
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=555&highlight=donuts