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07-26-02, 07:34 PM
Flying out at 6am tomorrow so this will be prob my last post till 1 aug. Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. They mean a whole bunch to me.

Ya Gotta Watch Those Little Old Ladies...

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to
keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she

Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog. As she
walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He
whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."

The old lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car.

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be

So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.

Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome,
young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old
lady turned into?

come on, guess........

The first motel she could find------- (She's old, not dead)

07-27-02, 06:49 AM
Be sure to pull out your AARP card to get that senior citizen's discount when you pull into that motel!!!

Have a safe trip!!