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SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 08:18 PM
When a guy goes without underwear it's called free balling. When a girl cause without what's it called?

The only ideas I can come up with are:

1. Snatch swinging
2. Loose lips

I need your help with this one people.

Thanks in advance

SgtOfMarines

:evilgrin:

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 08:25 PM
SOM, I've labeled you PERVERT for life now! :lick:

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 08:28 PM
I take much offense to that, considering it was you and I that were having the conversation to begin with. I might be a pervert, but you are just plain old perverted.

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 08:30 PM
if you weren't complaing about getting yer panties stuck up the crack of yer ass we wouldn't have had that discussion in the first place.


Semper wedgie:yes:

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 08:34 PM
You are SOOO dead Ross!!! See if I ever have an intimate
conversation with you again! :p And I'm NOT old, just
perverted...wait..I mean I'm NOT OLD OR PERVERTED!! :mad:

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 08:37 PM
as you can see, I am not perverted. I was just trying to help out a fellow devil dog in need. Someone had to come up with a name for her underwear fashion or lack of it in this case.......

Sgt E

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 08:42 PM
Wait a second there speedracer. You're the one that suggested
I not wear any. I have not had a problem picking the wedgie
out all these years so why stop. You suggested to not wear
any and all I said is that that MIGHT not be such a bad idea!
Don't be trying to twist this around you PERVERT!!!

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 08:46 PM
Who are you going to believe? A self-confessed wedgie picker or me, a man who has never lied to this forum before?

Sgt E

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 08:55 PM
When I have I lied?!! :p

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 09:01 PM
I never said you did....... Just a character reference.... a Wedgie Picker or an upstanding citizen (me).

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 10:19 PM
Hey, I'm an upstanding citizen and a wedgie picker.
What's wrong with that??! :D

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 10:22 PM
there is nothing wrong with being a wedgie picker. But there is something wrong with not washing your hands after doing the deed.

Gee-wiz don't you have any concern for public health...........

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 10:27 PM
I don't need to wash my hands after picking my
wedgie because unlike you I do a good job of
wiping my butt :banana: LMAO!!!

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 10:30 PM
for a quick second I thought that you had me there with that quick witted come back. But then I realized the only reason you wipe yer butt better than me is that you have more practice since you ARE SO FULL OF SH!T..............................:tired:

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 10:37 PM
Well you know the old saying..."takes one to know one!" :evilgrin:
Isn't your sh!t stacked up to about 5'11"?...LMAO

mikemac64
07-26-02, 10:40 PM
It's called cool!!!!!!

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 10:44 PM
why I have brown eyes baby. Still doesn't excuse your sh1tty situation. I might have to make a call to the CA Public Health Department..... although they might allready have your mugshot on their wall somewhere.

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 11:23 PM
is this one! :evilgrin: :banana: :evilgrin:

LadyLeatherneck
07-26-02, 11:33 PM
Sorry I had to repost this picture because you look
much better WITHOUT the mustache ;)...and don't
forget "luv ya"..so try and be nice :yes:

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 11:42 PM
dog has the right idea

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 11:51 PM
now.......

SSgtOfMarines
07-26-02, 11:57 PM
i didnt know you were listed:



http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/1509.jpg

LadyLeatherneck
07-27-02, 12:09 AM
Oh that hurt SOM...stand by for incoming :banana:

Ready2Rumble
07-27-02, 12:24 AM
I figured that at some point in time I'm gonna owe SOM something so ...

Besides us FEMALES have to stick together!!

tferg78
07-27-02, 12:31 AM
When women don't wear under garments its called 'commando' or thats what we used to call it back in the San Francisco bay area....

LadyLeatherneck
07-27-02, 12:33 AM
SgtOfMarines don't forget I know where you work at.... :evilgrin:

Barrio_rat
07-27-02, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by tferg78
When women don't wear under garments its called 'commando' or thats what we used to call it back in the San Francisco bay area....

I thought that when women in San Francisco went without under garments it was called freeballing... :scared:

Sixguns
07-27-02, 07:23 AM
"Airing the cat!!"

Sixguns
07-27-02, 07:25 AM
"Walking the kitty!!"

:bunny:

Sixguns
07-27-02, 11:17 AM
That is too funny!

"Now Hiring All ****s"!!! Apparently, even with you working there, they are still in need of a few more ****s!!! Stop messing with the Chalupa and get back to work. Next time we catch you goofing off it's going to cost you $6.15!!!! I know it's an hour's pay, but if we don't start cracking down on those goofing off, the chihuahua will get very angry.

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 12:48 PM
Apparently you weren't told this, but there is a rule that you are not allowed to re-use someone else's "joke picture" edit for your own use. Since you weren't officialy warned, I will take it easy on you this time. Next time it will be much worse.......

BTW, nice

:banana:

P.S. for those that have never seen Rumble's pic before, well she's the one on the right.......

LadyLeatherneck
07-27-02, 02:19 PM
Just FOR EVERYONE'S INFORMATION....

SgtOfMarines and I are just joking around. We actually
happen to be good friends (I think). So please
don't take what we're doing on here seriously. We don't
have anything against each other (I think...LOL). We're not
fighting for reals, but for the person that sent me the
private message...thank you for caring :)

So maybe some day when you stop smoking SgtOfMarines
I'll give you a kiss so everyone knows we're just joking ;)

Ready2Rumble
07-27-02, 02:35 PM
Lesson learned SoM

Ready2Rumble
07-27-02, 02:59 PM
use parts of the original photo tho?

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 03:12 PM
why she's Ready 2 Rumble

p.s.
Lord help you, if I EVER find a "clean" pic of you.....

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 03:30 PM
Now I see why you don't have to go out on Saturday nights anymore. I heard you taught your pet some new tricks.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tongue.jpg


btw
Did you get him his lick-her license?

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 03:41 PM
didnt I tell you girls the next time you assumed this "numerical position" to get a room......

http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_11081.jpg

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 03:58 PM
didn't ya hear, drinking too much is bad for your "image"?

SSgtOfMarines
07-27-02, 04:17 PM
I know you like to dance, but c'mon, aint this a little too extreme?

Sixguns
07-27-02, 05:28 PM
Way to go SOM! Don't take any @$*% from the ladies. LL had to find someone to help her plan an attack. Besides, she was tired of losing all the time!! I guess some things never change! Oh well, LL, better luck next time.

Sixguns
07-27-02, 05:34 PM
I think you can use this. Of course, now everyone knows where your hiding spot is!!!

http://www.headlinehumor.com/images/signs/s46.jpg

Ready2Rumble
07-27-02, 05:52 PM
You really need a haircut dude!

Tude
07-27-02, 05:55 PM
FREE LUNCH

Tude

Taking cover:yes:

Ready2Rumble
07-27-02, 06:40 PM
I'm out.:)

Static_Sky
07-28-02, 03:15 PM
what we call it here (kinda windy) is chapped lips but I dunno about cali maybe sandy ego?:D

CAS3
07-29-02, 08:35 AM
I call it going commando..unless it is that time of the month...


http://www.insanepictures.com/pic.shtml?0828.jpg

Sixguns
07-29-02, 10:22 AM
RAPPELING!!!

CAS3
07-29-02, 10:29 AM
THAT WAS NASTY BRUCE!!!

LMAO...



http://216.40.241.68/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif

Sixguns
07-29-02, 10:29 AM
YOU ARE!!!!

JAMarine
07-29-02, 10:55 AM
LL? When will you ever learn?

Looks like you took the wrong turn again and got lost.

HaHaHaHa. Your a Marine though. Buck up Soldier!

LadyLeatherneck
07-29-02, 11:53 AM
That's a funny picture. I guess that would be me :D
I fear no evil (SgtofMarines, Sparrow, Six, SgtT, Shaffer)...
ever notice how all the evils start with S, including Satan..
makes you wonder huh?...LMAO!! :evilgrin:

Sixguns
07-29-02, 11:58 AM
Lame and Laura begin with "L." Ever notice how all the LOSERS (another "L" word) begin with "L"??

LadyLeatherneck
07-29-02, 12:00 PM
I'd rather be Lame than Evil :lick:

Sucker!! oh!!! another "S" word! :evilgrin:

Sixguns
07-29-02, 12:02 PM
S = Evil
L = LOSERS

So you are a loser, which also makes you lame!!!