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Achped
10-23-07, 09:50 PM
Just curious...because I got EXTREMELY lucky that this girl's father was the hippy/no violence/free love type :cool:

But what would you do if you knew your daughter was friends with a Marine or anything, you'd met him a few times but he wasnt a regular, he didnt live nearby and they weren't dating or anything.

But you came home one day and...there he was...in the flesh...with your baby girl.

How would that work out?

HardJedi
10-23-07, 09:58 PM
i'd beat his A$$!

Phantom Blooper
10-23-07, 10:15 PM
So lets get this straight. Your slappin' the monkey and the old man comes in the house. And he said nothing to you and did the peace,love,dove hug while you both were putting on you clothes or wrapping' yourselves in the sheets and blanket....in his house.

Achped....Between the WM PFC .... daddy's little girl....and promiscuity.... one day your wee wee is going to fall or get cut off.:banana:

I wouldn't give Mr. Tree hugger another chance to see you in the rack. Naked with his daughter. Sometimes the real passive ones are the sadistic & masochistic ones when it comes to delayed pain. By the way how old is this girl?

You may get shot one day being in what you think is the right place....but,it may be your wrong time.:evilgrin:

huey guns
10-23-07, 10:35 PM
active or retired?

semperfi170
10-23-07, 10:54 PM
Watch out for Suzie Rotten Crotch! At your rate she is going to find you! Also, discretion is the better part of valor, next time the father may not be so forgiving.:banana:

sgt tony
10-23-07, 11:09 PM
My statement would be if you can make it out the door or window before I get my rifle and make it out of range. Well don't think about making back because it sure won't happen.

Isrowei
10-24-07, 05:14 AM
I think I could find more than a few ways to make sure he didn't come back. But I'd be more ****ed at my daughter than with the Marine. After all, it does take two to tango.

But if I walked in on it... well... *twitch*.. who knows?

DWG
10-24-07, 06:47 AM
Have you deserted? You've seemed to have been on leave for about 2 months!:scared:

Maybe it just seems that way because of all of your "adventures"!!:D

Hopefully you are keeping the condom manufacturers in a nice profit. If not, you better start!:banana:

Zulu 36
10-24-07, 06:51 AM
I can tell you what I did do earlier this year. I caught my 14-year old daughter doing the dirty with her 15-year old boyfriend.

He got the bum's rush out the front door dressed just as he was (t-shirt, socks, and condom). I literally threw him over the front hedges onto the front lawn. Luckily for him we live in a semi-rural area and those houses close had occupants at work. My daughter, in hysterics, managed to throw his trousers to him before I put her back into the house.

I told him that he was now her EX-boyfriend and if I ever saw him around her he was a dead man walking. He had to walk three miles to his grandmother's house in bare feet. I then called his mother (who lived about 12-miles away) and told her what happened and what my ruling was regarding her son. She didn't argue. She did tell me to throw his combat boots away as she didn't like them anyway. I did.

He was also lucky in that as a former police officer, I knew how far I could go and beating him senseless was too far (although I did consider it). Plus, it does take two to tango as pointed out by Isrowei. The daughter was grounded for the rest of summer vacation, no cell phone, no regular phone, no Internet.

She is still closely monitored and rarely does things outside of the house without selected adult supervision. His phone number is blocked on her phone and the house phone (I know that can be easily circumvented). She was also promised she would go back to live with her mother if she violated my rules (a fate worse than death to her). I know many students, teachers, staff, and the sheriff's resource deputies at the high school. They've been told the two are no longer are to be an item and will rat them out. My daughter knows this.

Just last week I was at the high school on unrelated business. As I exited the office, Mr Hard Dick was walking up. As soon as he saw me, he went pale, turned and RAN away. So much for being a rough, tough, grunge sort of guy. I did notice he got a new pair of combat boots.

Achped
10-24-07, 06:52 AM
lol, I'm on convalescent leave until our Birthday again. My light duty chit says nothing about working out in bed!

Shes 18, and of course the Marine would be active.

I need to stay away from girls. They need to stop granting me leave, but even up there....Navy corpsman and female Marines! They're everywhere. Its going to bite me in the ass though, I can already tell.

bootlace15
10-24-07, 07:11 AM
take a pill,you'll feel better........LMAO........

bootlace15 out

Covey_Rider
10-24-07, 07:58 AM
Haha I've been in your shoes while on leave...she just graduated HS and was still living at home...the only difference was that her dad was standing outside the window that I had crawled in and her mom walked in to tell me to leave. Yeeeaaahhh that was a fun night. I about popped to parade rest for her dad while he talked to me. He even offered me a ride home, turned it down of course...talk about awkward. Good times...good times...

Achped
10-24-07, 03:53 PM
Hahaha Zulu! I love to hear from fathers about stuff like this...me, being 18, I have no idea what its like to have "a little girl", and finding your little girl in bed with some nasty disgusting teenage guy who you know only wants...that out of your daughter.

dadsgyrl
10-24-07, 05:14 PM
Achped I think you best take your interests back to jeeps and other outdoor activities before you loose a member you dont want to!

Osotogary
10-24-07, 05:54 PM
I don't know what I would do. How about video taping it for the world wide internet with the young ladies' face blotted out; maybe even e-mailing it to the nearest Marine Corps Camp or maybe Leatherneck.com. As a father, if I could not bounce a quarter on the bed after you and the missus where through, I guess I'd shoot you. LOL
After all cleansliness is next to Godliness.

Apache
10-24-07, 05:57 PM
Exercise GREAT caution little one
I would cause excessive pain to you if you were caught:usmc: :mad:

SlingerDun
10-24-07, 08:59 PM
I suppose it would depend on in what room i had the sorry pleasure of catching you banging. Since its a 'walk in' scenario im gonna assume the living room.

I reckon i would start yellin such as...you disrespectful SOB where the f*ck you think you are, get your f***ing clothes on and clear the f*ck outta hear and forget this f***ing address ASAP, and you better be fully dressed when you walk outside my front door, if it was a genuine embaressing moment for you i would leave it at that.

If on the other hand i saw a look of arrogance or 'just pumped the neighbors cat and got caught grin' or any other foul looks i might help you get dressed and escort you through the hatch. Fight back Jarhead, go ahead.

--->Dave

Wyoming
10-24-07, 09:06 PM
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achped, or whatever, from the theme of your last couple of posts, and your itty bitty jump in and answer replies, Son, you are either full of yourself, OR, you are soon to be in big trouble.



As far as the Corpsmen go, I would tread carefully.

Male or Female, I hold Corpsmen in EXTREMELY HIGH REGARD!!!

sparkie
10-24-07, 09:21 PM
17 posts,,,, and 265 visits,,,,,I don't believe this,,, Just be glad you're not dead yet,,,since you didn't show up at my house.

Achped
10-24-07, 10:40 PM
To be honest Marines, I have a little bit of a problem. I've been trying to fix myself for a while, but I can not say no to girls. And I keep trying to find more and more. Full of myself, maybe. But I realized that confidence is the breadwinner for the females, hence my attitude.

I just spoke with a pastor this evening at church and I bought the book "Every Young Man's Battle"...

Don't worry, I'm trying. I honestly feel like I'm addicted to girls, what's worse is I'm a sweetheart, I can charm any girl, and I usually only go for the good girls, girls I actually like and care about but know a relationship would never work. So I just end up hurting them when I don't call them "the next day". I'm done with that.

It seems so far that every time I've come home on con leave, I've only done two things. Crutch places and get with girls. That's going to change.

I know, I'm every father here's worst enemy, but I assure you, its over!

LeonardLawrence
10-25-07, 12:42 AM
Achped....they have a name for you.....slut ;)

As for your question....my daughters will most definitely be NOT hanging out with Marines.....ever!

Are you using the "I'm going to war" as your bait???!?!? :)

Phantom Blooper
10-25-07, 06:26 AM
Achped,

You can give a pig a bath,put bows in its hair and put lipstick on its lips. But it's still a pig!

FistFu68
10-25-07, 07:54 AM
:evilgrin: (LMFAO)JODY JR. IS BAC...YOU WOULD NOT MAKE A VERY GOOD SPECIAL OP'S OPERATOR,FIRST OF ALL (REKUNT'S)AREN'T SUPPOSE TOO GET CAUGHT.I'D MOVE MY A.O,TOO JUST OUTSIDE;A WOMEN'S COLLEGE DORM OR OUTSIDE THE W.M'S BARRACK'S.YOU'R LUCKY I DIDN'T CATCH YOU,I'D HAVE TOO ESCORT YOU'R LIMP AZZ-HOME AND RETURN THE FAVOR AND FUC,'YO MAMA!!!:D SEMPER-PAY-BAC:yes:

Phantom Blooper
10-26-07, 08:59 AM
Achped,

Are you in sickbay....cause you got shot,your wee-wee rotted off, or you jumped out a window and broke you other leg?

Or are you now a card carrying member of Nyphos Anonymous ?


Wherever you are... take it easy Sweetheart!:beer:


Your words...not mine!:evilgrin:

Marine84
10-26-07, 07:55 PM
How's the deformity coming along Matt? Sounds like you got that "candy store" syndrome going for you.

Achped
10-26-07, 09:31 PM
Its getting alot better, my range of motion has stayed the same (not so good), but the pain is pretty much gone entirely except when its twisted or bent (such as stepping on a rock or something). Its getting better.

What is candy store syndrom?

Phantom Blooper
10-26-07, 09:53 PM
"candy store" syndrome

Like a little kid in a candy store....you lick all the lollipops and put them on the back shelf...wrapped or not.:banana:

LeonardLawrence
10-26-07, 10:47 PM
except when its twisted or bent (such as stepping on a rock.......

or having sex in the gumby position. ;)

jahhead88
10-26-07, 11:08 PM
Let's see, I would probably give them both a big hug, and tell them it's perfectly o.k. ( not). It's a toss up. There's throwing him out, calling the police. I know I could think of something creative.

jrhd97
10-26-07, 11:34 PM
Let me catch some S*** head gyrine in bed with my little girl, god help him if he's some nasty civy. Thats going to be one hurting dude

Marine84
10-28-07, 02:38 PM
Matt...............you ain't got an addiction dip$h!t - you've just been thrown into a "candy store" and there are soooooooooooooo many different kinds of candy in THIS store than that po' pitiful one back home on the block. You just got a "sugar" addiction - that's all. You have a lot more to worry about these days so just be careful - and, if the b!tch don't live by herself or with a roomie - stay away from her!

semperfiman
10-28-07, 08:25 PM
well if her roomie is a she then its double the fun

JIATF USMC
10-29-07, 04:00 PM
if the b!tch don't live by herself or with a roomie - stay away from her!

Kind of funny to see a female refer to another female as a *****.

Camper51
10-29-07, 05:01 PM
Kind of funny to see a female refer to another female as a *****.

It's quite plain that you don't know Marine84 very well. She's our sweetheart, and knows all about the candy store...........

killerinstinct
10-29-07, 08:30 PM
well first i would hope i taught my daughter not to hang out with Marines since i know how they are.

second if I did catch my daughter with a jarhead the next week htere would be a wedding or funeral. Dont know which i'd prefer but no other options remain.

mark king
10-29-07, 08:34 PM
i would have to run his a$$ throught boot again, then i would beat his A$$!!!

rvillac2
10-29-07, 10:01 PM
MATT!

I don't know what I'm more disappointed in; you're failure to put out local security or your failure to select a defensible position!
Marines are not supposed to get caught with their pants down!

And to answer the question: Fire mission, Danger Close, over.

Marine84
10-30-07, 08:12 AM
Kind of funny to see a female refer to another female as a *****.

I mean it in a totally loving way ;)

PatriotGirl422
10-30-07, 06:02 PM
Don't worry, I'm trying. I honestly feel like I'm addicted to girls, what's worse is I'm a sweetheart, I can charm any girl, and I usually only go for the good girls, girls I actually like and care about but know a relationship would never work.

I am proud to say that I am one of the few remaining women in the world who hasn't been with Matt. I am one "good girl" that can't be charmed.

But seriously, you are getting a little crazy there. We all have our fun times, but you don't need to be having that much fun. It's gonna catch up to you and I'm sure you'll regret some stuff later.

Phantom Blooper
10-30-07, 06:20 PM
It's gonna catch up to you and I'm sure you'll regret some stuff later.


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Phantom Blooper
10-30-07, 06:22 PM
And he might need some of this......

Achped
10-30-07, 09:57 PM
MATT!

I don't know what I'm more disappointed in; you're failure to put out local security or your failure to select a defensible position!
Marines are not supposed to get caught with their pants down!

And to answer the question: Fire mission, Danger Close, over.
It was bad intel Sgt! Intel said haji wouldn't be close to the perimeter for another hour, but Haji got wind of the operation from a hostile friendly in the region.


I am proud to say that I am one of the few remaining women in the world who hasn't been with Matt. I am one "good girl" that can't be charmed.

But seriously, you are getting a little crazy there. We all have our fun times, but you don't need to be having that much fun. It's gonna catch up to you and I'm sure you'll regret some stuff later.
You're probably one of the best looking female Marines I've ever seen, bar none. I'd have to be on my A-game, but I just might...... lol I'm just messing with you (But for real, they don't make female Marines like you where I'm at.)

PatriotGirl422
10-30-07, 10:54 PM
You're probably one of the best looking female Marines I've ever seen, bar none. I'd have to be on my A-game, but I just might...... lol I'm just messing with you (But for real, they don't make female Marines like you where I'm at.)

See, now he's trying to charm me! And he even knows my boyfriend. Shame on you. I appreciate the compliments though. I don't get much of those around here.

Marine84
10-31-07, 08:13 AM
I am proud to say that I am one of the few remaining women in the world who hasn't been with Matt.

HAHAHAHAHA! Give it time................you'll run across him in the fleet ;)

Achped
10-31-07, 08:50 AM
See, now he's trying to charm me! And he even knows my boyfriend. Shame on you. I appreciate the compliments though. I don't get much of those around here.

Speaking of your boyfriend, where is he at? Did he go to ITB at Geiger or MCT?

maverickmarine
10-31-07, 09:05 AM
And he might need some of this......


That's freakin' hilarious!!!........but true too.

PatriotGirl422
10-31-07, 11:40 AM
Speaking of your boyfriend, where is he at? Did he go to ITB at Geiger or MCT?

My boyfriend went to MCT and now he's at Ft. Leonard Wood in Missouri for engineer school. He's a 1361.

Achped
10-31-07, 12:12 PM
Sweet! That's my friend's MOS, he's at Lost in the woods right now too.


Now....where are you at? :)

Oh, and Kim...I changed my profile picture, I know you didn't like the "Marine Thinking" pose, and this one's more my style anyways.

Arlene Horton
11-01-07, 03:35 PM
You are one sad s.o.b. A nice ice cold shower would help, no doube. If I was still nursing and I had you as a patient with Priapism I'd be happy to wield the nice long and DULL needle......

GunsUp
11-01-07, 04:39 PM
Ach, you'll either be filling out a paternity affidavit or having your bore punched on a regular basis should you continue to march in this direction... Now, hurry and get to fleet so you can do float or two and taste some other delicacies of the female persuasion besides your local talents!

SlingerDun
11-01-07, 05:53 PM
If I was still nursing and I had you as a patient with Priapism I'd be happy to wield the nice long and DULL needle......Savage

Phantom Blooper
11-01-07, 08:32 PM
You are one sad s.o.b. A nice ice cold shower would help, no doube. If I was still nursing and I had you as a patient with Priapism I'd be happy to wield the nice long and DULL needle......



Arlene, I like the way you speak......don't hold nothing back dear!!! Tell him the way you really feel!:beer: DULL needles..Damn! :cry:


:evilgrin:

Marine84
11-01-07, 09:46 PM
Ms Arlene!!!!! Good to see you out and about again. Go get him with one of them dull needles honey - don't pull it out till WE get tired of hearing him scream!

Matt get rid of that $h!t BOY! I would smack you upside your bald head if I was there. It's OK if you like it like that - just DON'T put ANYTHING on film (or memory card) and, for heaven's sake child, I hope you wearing raincoats.

HAHAHAHAHA! And you KNOW that ain't what I called your "thinking" pose - I'm going to give you the opportunity of telling it first cause you KNOW..................if you don't I will.

thewookie
11-01-07, 10:44 PM
To be honest Marines, I have a little bit of a problem. I've been trying to fix myself for a while, but I can not say no to girls. And I keep trying to find more and more. Full of myself, maybe. But I realized that confidence is the breadwinner for the females, hence my attitude.

I just spoke with a pastor this evening at church and I bought the book "Every Young Man's Battle"...

Don't worry, I'm trying. I honestly feel like I'm addicted to girls, what's worse is I'm a sweetheart, I can charm any girl, and I usually only go for the good girls, girls I actually like and care about but know a relationship would never work. So I just end up hurting them when I don't call them "the next day". I'm done with that.

It seems so far that every time I've come home on con leave, I've only done two things. Crutch places and get with girls. That's going to change.

I know, I'm every father here's worst enemy, but I assure you, its over!

No offense or disrespect to Ms. Horton but I think this reminds me of a lot of good young, single, male Marines,,, especially me! Man the trouble I had fighting them girls off, we all did, so why do you think you're sick? What a sickness! There's nothing sick with being a healthy heterosexual male Marine. Was she legal, well then get-er-done. Only thing I'd say is be careful or you could end up like me and be 35 and still not married,, but still loving every minute of it! Eventually someday you'll have to settle down and stop but while it lasts it hard to stop! Literarily, good luck. And I have no daughters/kids so I really can't say much else but I imagine I'd chase your azz out the door real quick! You can't be getting caught like that. It still don't make you a criminal! Just a playa, men can do that just as much as women can do that.

Achped
11-01-07, 11:02 PM
OORAH SGT!!!! That's what I like to hear!!!

Good thing too! I just took a girls v-card tonight :(...I'm such an @$$hole! But its not my fault. I warned her. I just don't know what she'll do when I don't answer her phone calls tomorrow.

MsMaeAlabama
11-01-07, 11:45 PM
Ha ha... Just a note to all you Marine Dad's with daughters. Do NOT tell your daughters to stay away from Marines. It didn't work for my daddy or any of my friends either.

But really with the alternative... who would you rather have them with?

SlingerDun
11-01-07, 11:46 PM
Cadence...

Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun, he kept it in the spring time in the merry month of May, and if you ask him why the hell he kept it, he kept it for her young Marine so far far away, far away, far away, he kept it for that young Marine so far far away.

Achped
11-02-07, 08:12 AM
Ms Arlene!!!!! Good to see you out and about again. Go get him with one of them dull needles honey - don't pull it out till WE get tired of hearing him scream!

Matt get rid of that $h!t BOY! I would smack you upside your bald head if I was there. It's OK if you like it like that - just DON'T put ANYTHING on film (or memory card) and, for heaven's sake child, I hope you wearing raincoats.

HAHAHAHAHA! And you KNOW that ain't what I called your "thinking" pose - I'm going to give you the opportunity of telling it first cause you KNOW..................if you don't I will.

Aye Lance Corporal! You'll like this one better anyways, I promise. :D:D:D

MsMaeAlabama
11-02-07, 03:57 PM
Well. Now I'm a bit worried about my little sister. haha

jahhead88
11-02-07, 05:03 PM
Here's one thing I've thought of:

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