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10-16-07, 04:42 PM
To: My son Daniel Joseph Ouellette

Effective 0300 on 16 October 2007, you are hereby assiged to report to the Supreme Commandant, Heaven. Your mission will be to enjoy eternal life and exaltation in Heaven.

You will be eternally reassigned to eternal duty as an angel in Heaven. To the Marines that stand guard, please extend all rights, courtesies and privileges; making sure that he is kept under your watchful eye until such a time, as I can assume command, which I estimate will be in approximately 50+years. Until that time, I leave him in your capable hands.


Brian A. Ouellette
United States Marine Corps