Hypocrite Liberal

[jahhead88]

I'm a hypocrite liberal,
notice me.
I put 1000 paperworkers out of a job,
I saved a tree.

We must end our dependence on fossil fuel,
I'll preach my position from my SUV.
Don't I look cool.

Be open minded and listen to what I say;
as long as you agree with me;
We'll get along fine; if you don't agree,
well you've crossed a line.

I want the world to embrace diversity;
but don't assert your religious beliefs.
I'll label it bigotry.

We must raise taxes to help the poor,
but each time I was asked to make a charitable donation;
I decided to ignore.

I control the media,
their information I skew.
I'll exaggerate the truth,
and calll it news.

I'll take control of your kids,
and strip you of your parental rights.
I'm the one with the degree,
I know what's right.

I'll make laws to allow your kids to get abortions;
with out your consent.
And if you intervene and try to discipline your kids;
I'll label you abusive.
Yet if you tell me how to raise mine;
you're being intrusive.


But yet if someone victimizes me;
I want my rights protected;
not the guilty to go free.

Yet if somone rapes your wife or daughter;
they were just misunderstood.
I'll make sure they get treatment;
for what I term the greater good.