tripledog
09-01-07, 09:41 AM
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a
tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in
Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them
one last request before they were beheaded.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd
like one last plate of fried chicken." The leader nodded to an
underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York, so
I'd like to hear the song; "The Moon and New York City" one last
time". The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist
who had studied the Western world and knew the
music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and
played the song. Gibson sighed and declared he could
now die peacefully.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it
and know that I was on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the a**," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the a**," insisted
the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the a**.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his
M4 carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place?
Why did you ask him to kick you in the a**?"
"What?" replied the Marine, "and have you three a**-holes report that
I was the aggressor?"
tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in
Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them
one last request before they were beheaded.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd
like one last plate of fried chicken." The leader nodded to an
underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York, so
I'd like to hear the song; "The Moon and New York City" one last
time". The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist
who had studied the Western world and knew the
music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and
played the song. Gibson sighed and declared he could
now die peacefully.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it
and know that I was on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the a**," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the a**," insisted
the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the a**.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his
M4 carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place?
Why did you ask him to kick you in the a**?"
"What?" replied the Marine, "and have you three a**-holes report that
I was the aggressor?"