crusty old man

[sgt8089]

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church office and says
to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies,
"I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him
of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul
language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old man, "Sir, what
seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says.
"I just won 200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this
damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
""I see," said the pastor.
"And is this ***** giving you a hard time?