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jetdawgg
08-20-07, 01:10 PM
Derek Jeter Gave Jessica Alba Herpes - The Derek Jeter Herpes Tree (http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/2007/08/10/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-herpes-the-derek-jeter-herpes-tree/)


This is the fastest growing story on the internet -

Everyone is reporting that Jessica Alba developed herpes from ex-boyfriend Derek Jeter. Jeter, the ultimate bachelor who has been linked to numerous female stars, apparently gave Alba Herpes and caused her to use Valtrax full time:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter. Read more on LA Rag Mag (http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter).

This bizarre story has caused HolyCandy.com to create the Jeter Herpes Tree:

http://holycandy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hollywood-herpes-tree-2.jpg
The ‘Fantastic Four’ star – recently voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 – previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

A source who worked as Jessica’s assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription – a treatment for herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.
Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake’s new girlfriend Jessica Biel.

Seventy per cent of herpes spreading is said to happen when there is no sign of infection, according to a US STD awareness campaign.

Jessica, 26, recently split from lover Cash Warren because he wouldn’t marry her.

The ‘Sin City’ actress, who reportedly called time on their two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation last month, grew tired of waiting for the movie producer to propose.

A source said: “He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It’s as simple as that. It’s kind of cold that people are saying she has just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”

The pair met on the set of the first ‘Fantastic Four’ film in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director’s assistant. Read more on eCanadaNow. (http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/entertainment/jessica-alba-caught-herpes-from-her-ex-20070810.html)

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/2007/08/10/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-herpes-the-derek-jeter-herpes-tree/

ROHO
08-20-07, 01:28 PM
The gift that keeps on giving!!!

jetdawgg
08-20-07, 01:38 PM
Well the Red Sox just lost another one. They said that Jeter has no d1ck:D

FistFu68
08-20-07, 01:54 PM
:evilgrin: FRIGGING KNUCKLEHEAD~SHOULD OF BEEN WEARING HIS GLOVE :D

jetdawgg
08-20-07, 02:13 PM
:evilgrin: FRIGGING KNUCKLEHEAD~SHOULD OF BEEN WEARING HIS GLOVE :D

Maybe he thinks he is 'The Natural":D