View Full Version : Apple just made a huge breakthough in technology

08-14-07, 02:48 PM
Apple has done it Again!!

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

08-14-07, 02:49 PM

08-14-07, 03:48 PM
If I'm staring at 'em, I'm listening! They just weren't verbalizing.

08-14-07, 03:53 PM
Just think how much fun it will be to pick your tunes using the little round touchpad <br />
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and I heard they run on those self charging batteries... <br />
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Ya know.. The ones you just shake to recharge.