View Full Version : Woman jailed for testicle attack
jetdawgg
08-02-07, 11:02 AM
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
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He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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marinepooly1361
08-02-07, 11:25 AM
OOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHH:scared:
jetdawgg
08-02-07, 11:40 AM
This part kills me:
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
NOT VIOLENT?????
This part kills me:
NOT VIOLENT?????
Apparently she's the "nice" one in her family. Her sister is REALLY mean!:scared:
Zulu 36
08-02-07, 12:39 PM
Apparently she's the "nice" one in her family. Her sister is REALLY mean!:scared:
That would be Marine84? :cool:
That would be Marine84?
I want it on record that I had nothing to do with this post; don't know this guy; never inferred anything in regard to the sweet M84!!!!!!!!!!!!:angel:
(zulu; what you said! OMG she's not some Brit-she won't spit 'em out or give 'em back):scared: :cry:
jetdawgg
08-02-07, 03:00 PM
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/6-2-Amanda-Monti.jpg
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/6-2-Amanda-Monti.jpg
Thanks for the heads up (no pun intended). We should all be on the look out for this fiend!:scared: :thumbdown
jetdawgg
08-02-07, 04:30 PM
DWG, remember she states that she is not violent:D
3077India
08-02-07, 05:06 PM
Any guy who would have her for sex or as a girlfriend after this would be a fool.:evilgrin:
sparkie
08-02-07, 05:10 PM
Not violent? She just gently rips your "heart" out ;] Least we all know she's a spitter ;]
yellowwing
08-02-07, 05:20 PM
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
At least her girlfriends are calm cool and collected. Those are the girls you want to buy a drink for.
You'd have to get the crazy buddy of your team to distract Amanda Monti. I'd volunteer to take the first watch, but someone else got to drive her home. ;)
DWG, remember she states that she is not violent:D
If that is how she acts when she is "mellow" I'd hate to be around her when she's PMSing! What exactly does she consider to be "violent"?:scared:
Any guy who would have her for sex or as a girlfriend after this would be a fool.:evilgrin:
Loreena Bobbit remarried!:confused:
10thzodiac
08-02-07, 07:47 PM
What a kick in the nuts !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbUPkmJZzoQ&mode=related&search=
3077India
08-02-07, 08:23 PM
Loreena Bobbit remarried!:confused:He must not have known who she was or he was just desperate. :nerd:
3077India
08-02-07, 08:28 PM
Loreena Bobbit remarried!:confused: The following can be sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.
> Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named
> John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,
> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
> Penis, that is.
> Clean cut.
> Missed his nuts.
> Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by
> his side, And Lorena's in the car taken Willie
> for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-
> headed friend, And tossed him out the window as
> she came around the bend.
> Curve, that is.
> Tossed the nub.
> In the shrub.
> She went to the cops and confessed the attack, And
> they called out the hounds just to get his weenie
> back. They sniffed and they barked and they
> pointed, 'over there!' To John Wayne's Henry that
> was waving in the air.
> Found, that is.
> By a fence.
> Evidence.
> Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
> So a dick doc said, 'Hey, I can fix that dong!'
> 'A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need'
> And the whole world waited till they heard that
> Johnny peed.
> Whizzed, that is.
> Even seam.
> Straight stream.
> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his
> case to court, With a half-assed lawyer cause his
> assets came up short. They cleared her of assault
> and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the
> only thing they didn't show on tape.
> Video, that is.
> Unexposed.
> Case closed.
bootlace15
08-02-07, 08:57 PM
she went fishing for trouser trout and came up with samon eggs.
jetdawgg
08-03-07, 09:16 AM
Couple things, she get 9 months per testicle (the judge must have been a homo or a woman). The guy may not reproduce again, ever.
With the statement that she is 'not a violent person'. She impacts how men think about women. It is easy for us to misunderstand them. Let me see, a punch in the face from her is 'violent' but biting your testicles off is not.
OK:scared:
OLE SARG
08-03-07, 09:35 AM
I would like to introduce her to hairball reid, jane fonda kerry, and ms "nutless" murtha!!!!!!!!!!!! None of those pieces of feces need them anyway!!!!!!!!!
SEMPER FI,
Dave Coup
08-03-07, 11:54 AM
Welcome back 10th,
10thzodiac
08-03-07, 01:02 PM
Welcome back 10th,
Dave,<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
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jetdawgg
08-03-07, 01:22 PM
Dave,<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
<O:P></O:P>
I was in the VA hospital because I thought Sgt Lep screwed my brain up at Leatherneck, it got to the point all I could say was, “The terrorists are coming…”
<O:P></O:P>
The doctor asked me my name, and I replied, “The terrorists are coming …”
<O:P></O:P>
The doctor decided to remove part of my brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, I still said, "The terrorists are coming …”
<O:P></O:P>
The doctor figured he did not remove enough of my brain. So, he removed some more, I still only said, “The terrorists are coming …”
<O:P></O:P>
The doctor, got p!ssed and decided to take the rest of my brain out. Now, with no brain, I stood up and started singing, "From the halls of Montezuma..."
<O:P></O:P>
He said, I‘m okay to go now …
<O:P></O:P>
I missed you guys ! :D <O:P></O:P>
10Z good thing she did not have anything to do with your stay at the VA:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/6-2-Amanda-Monti.jpg
May have been a little different:D
10thzodiac
08-03-07, 01:43 PM
10Z good thing she did not have anything to do with your stay at the VA:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/6-2-Amanda-Monti.jpg
May have been a little different:D
I must confess, I use Viagra (when I'm with two women) getting old, balls still hanging in there :D
jetdawgg
08-03-07, 01:48 PM
I must confess, I use Viagra (when I'm with two women) getting old, balls still hanging in there :D
When you go for three use this:
https://www.online-pharmacy.cc/images/cialis304.jpg
Those 36 hours work out well:D
10thzodiac
08-03-07, 02:09 PM
When you go for three use this:
https://www.online-pharmacy.cc/images/cialis304.jpg
Those 36 hours work out well:D
BTDT, my pecker is still sore :D
jetdawgg
08-03-07, 02:13 PM
BTDT, my pecker is still sore :D
10Z better than that other Chicago guy:
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/2072/jordan_gamewinner.jpg
10z for THREE and he gets fouled:D
10thzodiac
08-03-07, 02:42 PM
10Z better than that other Chicago guy:
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/2072/jordan_gamewinner.jpg
10z for THREE and he gets fouled:D
:D Maybe someday I'll tell you about Kowloon, maybe even Panama :p
bootlace15
08-03-07, 03:28 PM
why use pills,theres always monica,they say its always in your head.
bootlace 15 out
Marine84
08-03-07, 06:47 PM
She probably did it because he ****ed her off, you think? And, that was just NASTY as hell for trying to swallow (the testicle) it.
Even I ain't that evil - bout as evil as I ever was was breaking a man's (and yes he was a Marine) leg with a baseball bat and I pulled a married one out of the bed by his fking earlobe OVER his wife. If I'm lieing may my computer blow up and my split tail grow together!
sparkie
08-03-07, 06:52 PM
Calm down 84 I'm sure it aint about you ;] Chill
3077India
08-03-07, 07:08 PM
now that took balls !:confused: :sick:
sparkie
08-03-07, 08:03 PM
What???
Marine84
08-03-07, 09:42 PM
LOL - sorry sparkie - was going on with DWG and Zulu from the first page. I wouldn't DREAM of doing anything stupid like that now that I'm older - guess my testosterone level dropped some too as I've aged - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3077India
08-03-07, 09:55 PM
Just curious, after she had them what did she do with them? Did she "put balls to the walls?" :marine: :D :p
Ironrider
08-03-07, 11:28 PM
Now I remember why I'm single....................
sparkie
08-04-07, 10:06 AM
Were you a victem too? Down to being "single" ;]
jetdawgg
08-04-07, 10:16 AM
Were you a victem too? Down to being "single" ;]
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/6-2-Amanda-Monti.jpg:D