Just A funny comment

[acidtuch10]

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech,
and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to
help you, I will do." The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers
back, "It's because it takes place in the future....
:marine:

[mrbsox]

Another...

An Indian, a Muslum, and a Texan are setting in an airport, waiting for their flights. They are chatting about the weather and such, when the Indian says;

"Once we were many, now we are few".

The Texan just kicks back, props his feet up, and pulls his hat down over his eyes a bit.

The Muslum says;

"Once we were few, now we are many".

The Texan lifts the brim of his hat just enough to say;

"That's just because we ain't played 'COWBOYS AND MUSLUMS' yet !!

[yellowwing]

A Texan dies and is met by St Peter. St Peter shows him around some of the magnificant sites of Heaven. He takes him to the main square where a giant marble and gold fountain glistens. The Texan replies, "We got'em bigger in Texas."

St Peter then takes him to the Ivory Palace surrounded with beatiful gardens. Same reply, "We got'em bigger in Texas."

Finally St Peter is really getting disgruntled and takes him right to the edge of Heaven. They look below to the endless lakes of fire of Hell itself. St Peter asks him, "Now are those fires bigger in Texas?"

The Texan scratches his head and thinks a moment and says, "No sir, but we do have some fellers' that could put it out for you!"