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JIPeterson
06-12-07, 02:17 PM
It's a little late but I still have to reflect on the best pool function ever before I go to SD in two weeks. Anyway, back in May our pool function was a mini-bootcamp up at Camp Ripley(Actually Fort Ripley but it belonged to the Corps that weekend) in Minnesota which has every RSS in the RS Twin Cities region present, bout 250 to 300 poolees. It was the most motivating weekend ever(I can't believe I got the most motivated poolee award) and I will always remember a few funny moments that me and some friends had up there.

1. We were getting smoked by the DI's there and one of the them came across my friends Army waterbottle. He picked the bottle up, looked at it slammed it down, and put his foot through it busting it in pieces. He said, "Army of One, guess it's an Army of three pieces now." :D Hilarious

2. We were talking to the CO of RS Twin Cities, Major Marx. Just hanging out because the event was coming to an end and we had to leave soon. My friend says something funny but stupid as ever. "Where are those DI's at? They can't hide from us forever!!!" Major Marx goes and finds 5 DI's and brings them over, we got smoked for a half hour straight. After that the DI's bursted out laughing and we went into a Q&A session and just hung out for an hour or so.

3. We got asked by a 1st Sgt what our MOS's were, we had to sound off though. We got all the way to the last guy in our pool who had lost his voice by that time so had a tough time sounding off. 1st Sgt gets in his face to make him yell louder and finally he blasts out, "I'm gonna be a ****ing machine gunner." All the Marines standing around laughed and yelled O-rah. It was great.

Anybody else got any good stories?

Marinewannabe15
06-12-07, 09:30 PM
We just had a little version of your story...1 DI and like 12 poolees, still very motivating but heres my story,
We were in formation and the DI was making the whole group sound off and one guy just wouldnt say, "Aye Sir!" Of course the DI recognized it immediately and came right to him, "Oh so we dont want to sound off do we? GET ON YOUR FACE!!" The poolee gets down and doesnt say anything so, "Oh nope, GET UP!" He doesnt say anything, "NOPE ON YOUR FACE" Once again nothing, "YOU BETTER START SOUNDING OFF NOW PUSH!!" Finally he said, "Aye sir!" I couldnt believe that guy wouldnt say anything, how stupid could you be?

I ended up with the most motivated too. Im shipping on the 25, well leaving my house the 23. How bout you?

Covey_Rider
06-12-07, 09:34 PM
If those motivate you then you'll loooove boot camp. Those stories are weak compared to the ones that you're going to have after boot camp believe me.

JIPeterson
06-12-07, 10:08 PM
I also ship the 25th to MCRD SD but I leave the 24th. Noticed you were from GI also, used to go there all the time when I lived in Norfolk. Good to at least know someone from here who's shipping the same time. Since i'm the only one from RSS Sioux Falls shipping that day.

Marinewannabe15
06-13-07, 08:15 AM
Yea lol...I have to drive up to Des Moines Iowa (not sure how you spell it) then I fly west to San Diego. I guess I might see you there but some how I think we wont have time to socialize.

JIPeterson
06-13-07, 09:10 AM
yeah you're probably right. I will be looking for the guy who is asking everybody about leatherneck.com before bootcamp and when it's all over.

Marinewannabe15
06-13-07, 12:04 PM
Good deal, I hope to meet up with you :)