Revised General Orders

[SSgtOfMarines]

1. To take charge of this table and all drinks within reach. <br />
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2. To walk quickly to and from the bathroom to prevent serious <br />
interference with drinking. <br />
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3. To report all soda drinkers to the...

[LadyLeatherneck]

11. To be especially watchful for nights that the drinks are free,
and during the times that the liquors are running short, to challenge anyone who seems to be getting more to drink than myself, and allow no one to get drunker than I do.


THOSE ARE SOME GOOD ORDERS SERGEANT!!!