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HOLM
05-09-07, 08:31 PM
Democrats Push For New Iraq Strategy: Care Bears™ (http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1030&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=) <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td valign="top">By Propaganda Department
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</td> <td valign="top">Capitalizing on the enormous success achieved by Democrats with the display of children at the inauguration ceremony, the new leaders are proposing to take this strategy even further and manage the situation in Iraq with the help of Care Bears™ (http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/index.html).
WASHINGTON, Jan. 6 - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent a letter (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/05/prnw.20070105.UNF014.html) to President Bush urging him to reject any plan that could potentially result in a military victory in Iraq. The leaders warned that a surge in troop levels might further antagonize al-Qaeda's already-overtaxed fighters, and cited the dangers of U.S. victory to the future of the Democratic Party, liberal media, and world's progress towards socialism. The two leaders called on the President to heed the will of the anti-American forces, make up with dictators in Iran and Syria, and recognize the need to abandon the silly notion that all people are born equal and desire freedom.
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<table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="360"> <tbody><tr> <td align="right"><table align="right" bgcolor="#f25f73" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="350"> <tbody><tr> <td class="TitleRed" valign="top" width="321">Care Bears fighting powers</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="genmed" bgcolor="#d0eefa" valign="top">http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/CareBears_Harmony.gif Harmony Bear
Caring Mission: Hugs enemy combatant letting him work out his anger by trying to shake her off until he is free of all negative energy and can face personal anxieties in a constructive, non-threatening way.
Points for the world peace: 7
</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="genmed" bgcolor="#d0eefa" valign="top">http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/CareBears_Friend.gif Friend Bear
Caring Mission: Invokes the inner child within a suicide bombing attacker, making him want to be friends and hold hands with all the children of the planet, as opposed to blowing up a school bus.
Points for the world peace: 10
</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="genmed" bgcolor="#d0eefa" valign="top">http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/CareBears_Share.gif Share Bear
Caring Mission: Selflessly shares jelly beans and US military secrets with al-Qaeda militants, giving them an example how they can also share a place under the sun with appeasing nations that are not stingy enough to pay them off.
Points for the world peace: 6
</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="genmed" bgcolor="#d0eefa" valign="top"> Stare Bear
Caring Mission: Her unblinking stare penetrates the soul of an attacker, turning him into a gentler, kinder, more sensitive Jihadist.
Points for the world peace: 8
</td> </tr> </tbody></table></td> </tr> </tbody></table> "Our soldiers are unqualified to combat the freedom fighters who see us as hostile invaders and ruthless killers that we are. We need to convince the insurgents that we love them, rather than alienate them with bullets and what not," the letter stated, proposing to replace U.S. troops in Iraq with a small contingent of Care Bears (http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/index.html) who would send a message of love and caring throughout the Middle East.

Many in the military and in the Bush White House have cast an immediate and abruptly skeptical eye on the plan. While we have seen no official comment from the Pentagon, several issues have been raised by laymen that require further analysis. "The success of the Care Bears in dealing with Professor Coldheart has been well documented, but will they succeed in Iraq?" says Wesley Clark, a retired four-star general who currently leads a political action committee Securing America (http://securingamerica.com/splashpage/). "I'm not even sure the Care Bears would want to leave Care-a-lot for deployment."
Every Care Bear wears a bright-colored tummy picture that tells the world its name and special area of caring. While this is helpful in civilian areas, it may prove a hindrance in a combat zone. In addition, the patented "Care Bear Stare," so often used to great effect by the squad, may be in conflict with the Geneva Conventions.
Herb Finkler of the non-partisan ACLU states, "The Care Bear stare is clearly a psychological weapon with a severe long-term effect. To use this weapon on men whose only crime is desiring to detonate themselves in a crowded market is unconscionable."

While the details and efficacy of the plan remain up in the air, one thing is clear. The Democrats are not the party of "cut and run," but are indeed the party most interested in an effective and humane outcome in Iraq.
<table bgcolor="#f25f73" border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="genmed" bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="top">Wish Bear: "We do love everyone in the Middle East. But we also love people everywhere, so we might have trouble staying for a long time."</td> <td class="genmed" bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="top"> Speaker of the House Pelosi: "Adding more combat troops will only endanger our Jihadist allies to the breaking point for no strategic gain. They helped us win the House and we're not going to disappoint them. The same goes for our radical base at home."</td></tr></tbody></table>

drumcorpssnare
05-10-07, 07:49 AM
ROFLMFAO !!! Start sending American troops to Iraq dressed as Care Bears.
Then, as soon as the enemy gets that "warm fuzzy feeling," our troops ditch their leftist, whimpy camouflage....and come out shootin' !!!:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

Sgt Leprechaun
05-10-07, 09:46 AM
That's freakin hilarious!!!!