How To Properly Use Toilet Tissue

[Ed Palmer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/Ed15Palmer/sherylcrowrs7.jpg
Caution do not (I repeat do not) chew your fingernails afterwards

[drumcorpssnare]

Ed- I have used this method since I was 2 yrs. old. I've only used 12 rolls of toilet paper my entire life! I, like you, use my left hand for this procedure, because I eat with my right hand.
Do you suppose Cheryl Crowe uses this method for #1, as well as #2?:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

[Ed Palmer]

I dont think that I would want to lick any of her fingers

[drumcorpssnare]

Ed- "Roger that!" BTW, this method does not work for Rosie. She "wipes" with a backhoe!:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

[mark king]

i thought she had a d!ck.

[thedrifter]

May 10, 2007

E = 1 T Square (a poem)
Tim Schieferecke

E Equals One T Square,

an equation of Einstein,

is science aware?


Is it as an oracle

locked deep down in a mine?


Does it solve dire issues

on which we opine?


Which issues?


Oh, tissues!


Say, what did you say?


What issues do tissues

solve for us today?


Who said that?


That's silly,

I simply must know.


Oh wow, big surprise,

it's Sheryl de Crow!


Oui, Oui, Oui,

says cherie,

only one you may tear!


Earth's in the balance,

use butt one tissue square!


Butt, if you do as she says

using one, rarely two,

you'll have butt one friend

And that's Pepe Le Pew!!!


Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com

Ellie

[marinegreen]

For you peeps who have ever lived or worked on a farm here's the real azz wiping tool............
http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2503842567 (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=corn&rs=0&fr2=xpl&_adv_prop=images&vf=all&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-501&vf=)

[Ed Palmer]

[QUOTE=marinegreen]For you peeps who have ever lived or worked on a farm here's the real azz wiping tool............
QUOTE]

doesnt that make your popcorn tast funny

[drumcorpssnare]

...not if you cook the sh!t out of it.:D

drumcorpssnare:usmc:

[MOUNTAINWILLIAM]

I don't think you want to be holding hands with this hussy.