ianmusto
05-09-07, 02:21 AM
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the
middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat
said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines
shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Mar ine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other
shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.
As the plane was landing,
the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to b e this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and ****ing in cokes?"
THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the
middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat
said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat,
I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines
shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Mar ine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other
shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.
As the plane was landing,
the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to b e this way?" he asked.
"How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and ****ing in cokes?"
THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN