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crate78
04-28-07, 01:16 PM
Q. How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They only promise a change.

Q. How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It's irrelevant. They still don't know they're in the dark.

Any others?

crate

OLE SARG
04-28-07, 01:53 PM
HE, HE, HE - Funny and true!!!!!!

SEMPER FI,

10thzodiac
04-28-07, 06:22 PM
Yeah, I have one:

They told me if I voted for Barry Goldwater there would be a war ! I voted for Goldwater and you know what ? They were right, there was a war !

Actually I voted for LBJ (the no war president) by absentee ballot while sitting offshore Saigon 1964. I remember discussing with my CO who we were voting for, I teased him saying, a corporal is going to cancel your vote Captain. The Skipper got his wish anyway, the war. Why do so many officers want war http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/06.gif

As if I didn't know http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/18.gif

DougRagan
04-30-07, 02:18 AM
I think we should raise taxes on the rich to pay for universal light bulb insurance for the poor.

Sgt Leprechaun
04-30-07, 07:50 AM
The Democrats will "save us all". You obviously haven't been reading the New York Slimes, the Washington Compost, and other 'papers of record'. Better start readin up!

Universal light bulb insurance.....we don't need it. Just sue everytime your bulb goes out. Pretty soon, you'll be a gazillionare, and John Edwards will be able to buy another "McMansion".

marinegreen
05-01-07, 04:15 AM
The Democrats will "save us all". You obviously haven't been reading the New York Slimes, the Washington Compost, and other 'papers of record'. Better start readin up!

Universal light bulb insurance.....we don't need it. Just sue everytime your bulb goes out. Pretty soon, you'll be a gazillionare, and John Edwards will be able to buy another "McMansion".


SGT Lep,Do I detest a lil jealousy ? Edwards cant help it he went to college to become a lawyer and to take the hypocritical oath, hell none or should I say most of your/our politicians are lawyers so that automatically gives them the right to lie to us everytime they open there suqs. Dont all politicians say there gonna change things for the better but to me it seems like we go backwards a lil more each yr. Look at our school system,health care,the poor, seniors care, it is all in a world of hurt and look at the billions it will cost to try and fix this mess. Our society has become nothing more then a giant sesspool and we're stuck swimming and smelling the chit on a daily bases !!

10thzodiac
05-01-07, 07:34 AM
SGT Lep,Do I detest a lil jealousy ? Edwards cant help it he went to college to become a lawyer and to take the hypocritical oath, hell none or should I say most of your/our politicians are lawyers so that automatically gives them the right to lie to us everytime they open there suqs. Dont all politicians say there gonna change things for the better but to me it seems like we go backwards a lil more each yr. Look at our school system,health care,the poor, seniors care, it is all in a world of hurt and look at the billions it will cost to try and fix this mess. Our society has become nothing more then a giant sesspool and we're stuck swimming and smelling the chit on a daily bases !!

The defining thing that caused me to vote (once) for Bush Senior was that he promised to be the "Education President", yeah right !

He educated me alright; MF.

I have a deep anger at these *******s ruining our country.

I hope all the money these schemers and lier's have swindled be spent on medicine to keep their sorry asses alive.

BTW, I heard his suck of a son say, he was going to be the education president too.

Are we, the American people really this dumb that we haven't learned anything from both of these characters promising stuff that never happens ?

I know some will say, it not the Bushes fault, it's Congress.

No, It's our fault !

Sgt Leprechaun
05-01-07, 07:36 AM
Jealous? Not really. I know some very fine lawyers, as well as dirtbag ones. I have problems with hypocritical trial lawyers who have gotten their 'pile' but come out and preach to me the standard socialist rhetoric. I actually resent the living hell out of those living in 'McMansions' and such telling me about how much they support 'the common man' and all that noise.

I have nothing against those who work the system and make lots of money while doing so. Instead of going to college, I enlisted; that was my choice, and realistically, I knew that I would suck in college. Heck, I had a 'full ride' to Kemper Military institute that I turned down, because I sucked at Math (and still do). So be it.

Again, my issue is against the hypocritical, Edwards, Algore, Hillary!, and the like. Those who claim that they support 'the common man' yet demand socialism and 'equality', or 'sacrifice', or 'higher taxes' while they walk around with bodyguards, limos, private jets, etc. It's all about feeeeeelings. These things make them feeeeeeellll better. Twaddle.

Our school system was far better before the gummint got involved in it, as was health care (look at tricare, which was Hillary!'s plan for America...), etc. "The poor". Sorry, but America's "poor" are far better off than most middle class people in foreign countries. I'm tired of all the hand wringing about 'the poor'. Hell, 'the poor' have just as many chances to succeed as I do, or did. Just because they chose NOT to, or took the wrong path at the time, why the hell should I, or my kids, pay for THEIR mistake? Nobody is giving me a thing, I gotta work for whatever I get. Nor do I expect anyone to. As soon as you start taking stuff from the gummint, you are beholden to them, and stuck with whatever goofy schemes they come up with. "You do this, or we take away your money/funding/grants/etc etc".

Selling your soul would be cheaper in the long run.

rktect3j
05-01-07, 08:04 AM
The defining thing that caused me to vote (once) for Bush Senior was that he promised to be the "Education President", yeah right !

He educated me alright; MF.

I have a deep anger at these *******s ruining our country.

I hope all the money these schemers and lier's have swindled be spent on medicine to keep their sorry asses alive.

BTW, I heard his suck of a son say, he was going to be the education president too.

Are we, the American people really this dumb that we haven't learned anything from both of these characters promising stuff that never happens ?

I know some will say, it not the Bushes fault, it's Congress.

No, It's our fault !
You seem to be more ****ed off because a politician lied to you then what the politician lied to you about. It seems personal from my standpoint. Didn't anybody ever explain politics to you? Politicians are liers,..er lawyers, no wait.. I was right the first time, liers. That is on both sides of the fence 10th.

10thzodiac
05-01-07, 08:24 AM
You seem to be more ****ed off because a politician lied to you then what the politician lied to you about. It seems personal from my standpoint. Didn't anybody ever explain politics to you? Politicians are liers,..er lawyers, no wait.. I was right the first time, liers. That is on both sides of the fence 10th.

I couldn't of said it better myself, but I don't understand how you got the disconnect from what was promised and who promised it http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/06.gif

No, no one ever explained politics to me, my ******* just gets sore, thats how I learn. Don't even have to bend over anymore. I still can't tell who has the longer one, Defeatocrats or Repuglicans http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/11.gif

Lawyers, Lier's, but I repeat myself...

Have a good day Joe http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/01.gif

ggyoung
05-01-07, 11:44 AM
What would happen if we voted into congress people who were just averges people? What would happen if there were no lawers in?

Sgt Leprechaun
05-01-07, 12:15 PM
Things would get done? There would be less bickering and more 'doing'?

I dunno....more common sense legislation instead of some of the garbage we get now?

I kinda like the idea, really...

marinegreen
05-01-07, 12:15 PM
What would happen if we voted into congress people who were just averges people? What would happen if there were no lawers in?



Hell I'd be one of them average joes willing to right all that been wronged by the scumbags running this country now. 1.)I'd implement the draft for 3 yrs and load up on the hot spots, hire generals who have a set of balls ( dont kiss my azz just general the war and do it swiftly), the taxpayers are counting on you !! 2.)There would be buses,shuttles,school buses lined up ready to haul all illegals back across the border. 3.) Border agents would be allowed to carry ammo with there weapons and signs posted that says: you cross this line and we see you we wont ask ?'s 1st or arrest you so if you wanna try it "GO AHEAD, MAKE OUR DAY!" 4.) Our Veterans and seniors would be taken carer of as they are not just wasted pieces of human parts now that there usefulness is up. 5.) Put a stop to the drug makers on price gouging and the hosp's price gouging, 6.) There will be police posted in each and every school and they will not tolerate puke azzed kids starting troble, your there to learn and school hr will be 9-5. 7.) You will be able to say "SO HELP ME GOD" & The Pledge of Allegence will be said each and every morning at shool. 8.) The DEATH PENALITY will be enforced, if you kill someone your trial will be quickly and if found guilty you will be taken out and shot behind the courthouse. 9.) Any politicians caught taking bribes or lying will be shot on site, 10.) Anyone disrespecting any military uniform will be shot, 11.) and anything else I decide to make law will be expedited into law and those who dont like it will be shot, 12.) All big manufactures who left this country for cheaper labor will be told to come back and if they dont all sales of there products will be discontinued in this country. The rich will have there lil azz'es taxed more so then those who are on a fixed or lower incomes which is 3/4 of the US population. Hey I'm kinda liking making my own laws up.

drumcorpssnare
05-01-07, 12:32 PM
marinegreen- I see where you're comin' from brother! You're gonna need a chitload of bullets though!:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

JinxJr
05-01-07, 02:30 PM
marinegreen- I see where you're comin' from brother! You're gonna need a chitload of bullets though!:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:
And if S&W and Winchester don't make the bulletts fast enough, the CEO's will be shot ! LOL

bootlace15
05-01-07, 02:43 PM
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what a bunch of cry babies!!!!!!!!!! They see their shrink the Madame,she guides them as to which hole to put us in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bootlace15 out

there was no sex involved,and I did'nt inhale either!!!!!!!!!!!!

bootlace15
05-01-07, 02:45 PM
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what a bunch of cry babies!!!!!!!!!! They see their shrink the Madame,she guides them as to which hole to put us in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bootlace15 out

there was no sex involved,and I did'nt inhale either!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

bootlace15
05-01-07, 02:47 PM
my computer must have gotten stuck,so sorry

bootlace15 out

drumcorpssnare
05-01-07, 02:59 PM
As much as I'm sick of the Damnocrats whining and snivelling about every move that Bush, the Republicans, and our troops make.....

there's a part of me that hopes and prays the Republicans, Conservatives, Independants, and average Americans badger the Dems relentlessly, if they win in '08.

I hope if Pelosi farts, she gets crucified for " a clear disregard for our environment."

I hope that if some towelhead blows up a gathering of 300 Dems, our troops will say, "Gee, that's too bad. Sucks to be you. Shoulda let us finish our job when ya had the chance!"

And the next Dem that molests a little boy, I hope the kids dad murders the creep, live on national t.v. !

...and just sit back and smile, sayin' "There, how do you like it?"

drumcorpssnare:usmc:

marinegreen
05-01-07, 05:30 PM
As much as I'm sick of the Damnocrats whining and snivelling about every move that Bush, the Republicans, and our troops make.....

there's a part of me that hopes and prays the Republicans, Conservatives, Independants, and average Americans badger the Dems relentlessly, if they win in '08.

I hope if Pelosi farts, she gets crucified for " a clear disregard for our environment."

I hope that if some towelhead blows up a gathering of 300 Dems, our troops will say, "Gee, that's too bad. Sucks to be you. Shoulda let us finish our job when ya had the chance!"

And the next Dem that molests a little boy, I hope the kids dad murders the creep, live on national t.v. !

...and just sit back and smile, sayin' "There, how do you like it?"

drumcorpssnare:usmc:


Hold on a sec. you mean to tell me its OK for a re-pubic-lican to molest lil boys like that disgreaced congressmanhomo did who hassert was covering for. I cant think of the peterpuffer'S NAME but he was hot to trot for the boy pages. Come on dude, be fair on the punishment:mad: Myself I say we cut the nuts outta all child molestors. Theres another law I would impletement.
:yes: MG

DougRagan
05-01-07, 10:56 PM
MG, who are you talking about? Haster wasn't covering for anyone and no one came up with any evidence that Foley actually touched anyone. Is this from another century?
Now there was that democrat who admitted to having sex with an underage boy back in the 80s. He was re-elected several times and after he died, Kennedy said he was a great man.

drumcorpssnare
05-02-07, 08:09 AM
marinegreen- I didn't mean to imply that any pervert should get a "free pass."
Yesterday was just my day to really vent my absolute disgust for the Democratic party...across the board. They make me wanna puke !
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

jinelson
05-02-07, 08:27 AM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/N/democrats_traitors.jpg

marinegreen
05-02-07, 08:47 AM
marinegreen- I didn't mean to imply that any pervert should get a "free pass."
Yesterday was just my day to really vent my absolute disgust for the Democratic party...across the board. They make me wanna puke !
drumcorpssnare:usmc:


1st and foremost, I'm not defending any party as hopefully by now those of you who read my self righteuos posts know that I have a dislike for both party's, but on the other hand they both have things I do like. Guess you could say I go both ways, lol ! I just get tired of hearing and seeing some who have horse binders on and cant see the corruption that is going on with our politicians. Slick willy lied to us,Bush lied to us and still is,cheney is a fuqing arrogant puke. I dislike politicians who talk the tough military talk but have never served and or found ways to not serve. In my opinion we need to elect only those who have worn and fought in a war. Myself I think we should implement the draft for 3 yrs ,load up on the troops in the hot spots, let our generals general that particular war and get the chit over with instead of letting the suit and tie folk up on the hill dictate this or any war.:devious:
I could go on and on with my opinion but thats all it is,my opinion !
:yes: MG