davblay
04-26-07, 11:41 PM
Marines, I got this from a friend in my email, thought I would share it with you Marines:
Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..
Moses Lake , Washington2/2/96
Bethel , Alaska2/19/97
Pearl , Mississippi10/1/97
West Paducah , Kentucky12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas12/15/97
Jonesboro , Arkansas3/24/98
Edinboro , Pennsylvania4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon5/21/98
Richmond , Virginia6/15/98
Littleton , Colorado4/20/99
Taber , Alberta , Canada5/28/99
Conyers , Georgia5/20/99
Deming , New Mexico11/19/99
Fort Gibson , Oklahoma12/6/99
Santee , California3/ 5/01
El Cajon , California3/22/01 and
Blacksburg, VA 4/16/07 ?
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
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Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry,
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
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How did this get started?...
-----------------
Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained She
didn't want any prayer in our schools.
And we said, OK.
------------------
Then, someone said you better not:
Read the Bible in school;
the Bible that says
"thou shalt not kill,
Thou shalt not steal,
And love your neighbors as yourself,"
And we said, OK...
-----------------
Dr. Benjamin Spock said
We shouldn't spank our children
When they misbehaved
Because their little personalities Would be warped and we might
damage their self-esteem.
And we said,
An expert should know what he's talking about So we won't spank them anymore...
------------------
Then someone said
Teachers and principals better not Discipline our children when
they misbehave.
And the school administrators said No faculty member in this
school Better touch a student when they misbehave Because we
don't want any bad publicity, And we surely don't want to be sued.
And we accepted their reasoning...
------------------
Then someone said,
let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, And they
won't even have to tell their parents.
And we said, that's a grand idea.
------------------
Then some wise school board member said, Since boys will be boys
And they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the
condoms they want, So they can have all the fun they desire, And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.
And we said, that's another great idea...
------------------
Then some of our top elected officials said It doesn't matter
what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.
And we said,
It doesn't matter what anybody, including the President, Does in
private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good....
------------------
And someone else took that appreciation a step further And
published pictures of nude children And then stepped further
still by Making them available on the Internet.
And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
------------------
And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and
movies that promote Profanity, violence and illicit sex...
And let's record music that encourages Rape, drugs, murder,
suicide, and satanic themes...
And we said,
it's just entertainment
And it has no adverse effect
And nobody takes it seriously anyway, So go right ahead.
------------------
Now we're asking ourselves
Why our children have no conscience, Why they don't know right
from wrong, And why it doesn't bother them to Kill strangers,
classmates or even themselves.
------------------
Undoubtedly,
If we thought about it long and hard enough, We could figure it
out.
I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
"WE REAP WHAT WE SOW"
------------------
Why is it our children can not read a Bible in school, but can in prison? :confused:
Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..
Moses Lake , Washington2/2/96
Bethel , Alaska2/19/97
Pearl , Mississippi10/1/97
West Paducah , Kentucky12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas12/15/97
Jonesboro , Arkansas3/24/98
Edinboro , Pennsylvania4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon5/21/98
Richmond , Virginia6/15/98
Littleton , Colorado4/20/99
Taber , Alberta , Canada5/28/99
Conyers , Georgia5/20/99
Deming , New Mexico11/19/99
Fort Gibson , Oklahoma12/6/99
Santee , California3/ 5/01
El Cajon , California3/22/01 and
Blacksburg, VA 4/16/07 ?
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
-----------------------------------------------------
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry,
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
----------------------------------------------------------
How did this get started?...
-----------------
Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained She
didn't want any prayer in our schools.
And we said, OK.
------------------
Then, someone said you better not:
Read the Bible in school;
the Bible that says
"thou shalt not kill,
Thou shalt not steal,
And love your neighbors as yourself,"
And we said, OK...
-----------------
Dr. Benjamin Spock said
We shouldn't spank our children
When they misbehaved
Because their little personalities Would be warped and we might
damage their self-esteem.
And we said,
An expert should know what he's talking about So we won't spank them anymore...
------------------
Then someone said
Teachers and principals better not Discipline our children when
they misbehave.
And the school administrators said No faculty member in this
school Better touch a student when they misbehave Because we
don't want any bad publicity, And we surely don't want to be sued.
And we accepted their reasoning...
------------------
Then someone said,
let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, And they
won't even have to tell their parents.
And we said, that's a grand idea.
------------------
Then some wise school board member said, Since boys will be boys
And they're going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the
condoms they want, So they can have all the fun they desire, And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.
And we said, that's another great idea...
------------------
Then some of our top elected officials said It doesn't matter
what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.
And we said,
It doesn't matter what anybody, including the President, Does in
private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good....
------------------
And someone else took that appreciation a step further And
published pictures of nude children And then stepped further
still by Making them available on the Internet.
And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
------------------
And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and
movies that promote Profanity, violence and illicit sex...
And let's record music that encourages Rape, drugs, murder,
suicide, and satanic themes...
And we said,
it's just entertainment
And it has no adverse effect
And nobody takes it seriously anyway, So go right ahead.
------------------
Now we're asking ourselves
Why our children have no conscience, Why they don't know right
from wrong, And why it doesn't bother them to Kill strangers,
classmates or even themselves.
------------------
Undoubtedly,
If we thought about it long and hard enough, We could figure it
out.
I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
"WE REAP WHAT WE SOW"
------------------
Why is it our children can not read a Bible in school, but can in prison? :confused: