firstsgtmike
02-27-03, 10:35 PM
None of these are original. They were all taken from various sources and I thought them worth sharing.
Enjoy.
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According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques, the rest were college students.
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I am a Vietnam Vet and I would like to stand with other
Vietnam Vets along the route of an Antiwar demonstration. I want to stand there with other vets, silently, and hold signs that say, "If you must spit on America's warriors, spit on me. I'm experienced in rejection. Just ask your parents."
In really small print, under the signs, "This time I spit back."
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I have been following the reports of US citizens going to Iraq
to become human shields. There is a positive aspect to this
in that it is increasing the IQ of both countries.
Keep them going.
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"The French, of course, don't believe it and are demanding more
inspections".
--Andy Borowitz discussing Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.
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"France wants more evidence...The last time France wanted
more evidence it rolled right through France with a German flag."
--David Letterman
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"Why are there no fireworks at EuroDisney? Because every
time they went off, the French tried to surrender."
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Human shields are really CIA operatives carrying laser designators. The proper term for them is actually "aiming stakes".
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The U.S. Census Bureau states that as of the
year 2000 the United States had a population of 286,196,812
people. Now, if there are even 500,000 protestors marching
in various cities across America (and that's a BIG if) do you
realize that that's only 0.00174705 percent of our total
population? In my book, by default, that makes the support
of our military an overwhelming majority by the people
of this country.
Enjoy.
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According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques, the rest were college students.
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I am a Vietnam Vet and I would like to stand with other
Vietnam Vets along the route of an Antiwar demonstration. I want to stand there with other vets, silently, and hold signs that say, "If you must spit on America's warriors, spit on me. I'm experienced in rejection. Just ask your parents."
In really small print, under the signs, "This time I spit back."
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I have been following the reports of US citizens going to Iraq
to become human shields. There is a positive aspect to this
in that it is increasing the IQ of both countries.
Keep them going.
-------------------------------------
"The French, of course, don't believe it and are demanding more
inspections".
--Andy Borowitz discussing Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.
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"France wants more evidence...The last time France wanted
more evidence it rolled right through France with a German flag."
--David Letterman
---------------------------------
"Why are there no fireworks at EuroDisney? Because every
time they went off, the French tried to surrender."
------------------------------------
Human shields are really CIA operatives carrying laser designators. The proper term for them is actually "aiming stakes".
---------------------------------------
The U.S. Census Bureau states that as of the
year 2000 the United States had a population of 286,196,812
people. Now, if there are even 500,000 protestors marching
in various cities across America (and that's a BIG if) do you
realize that that's only 0.00174705 percent of our total
population? In my book, by default, that makes the support
of our military an overwhelming majority by the people
of this country.