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[jinelson]

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all
naval installations in the Middle East , and it was obviously directed at
the Marines.

To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon
receipt.


The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any
military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

a.. "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

b.. "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

c.. "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and
Arabic versions]

d.. "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but
some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

e.. "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English
versions]

f.. "Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

g.. "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of
this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon
receipt of this message:

a.. "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

b.. "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

[yellowwing]

g. "Infidel", damn right! :banana:

[outlaw3179]

lol.funny.

[SkilletsUSMC]

I need to get one of each. I wonder where I can find the clearance sale?:D

Heres another good one. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/jihadikiller-shirt.jpg

[semperfi170]

Stupid, PC, squid officer!:D Granted, freedom of speech is restricted in the Armed Forces but who is trying to please? I'd like to get some of those t-shirts.

[bigdog43701]

i still have one that says, "made in the usa...tested in japan. with a large mushroom cloud on it. japs hated it.

[marinegreen]

WOW ! Our troops have to worry about getting blown up or zapped 24/7 over there but dont wear anything to offend anyone. What a crock ....... Back in 79 I had a friend who was a prisoner in the Iran hostage taking (Sgt. Rocky Sickman) and I wore it and wore it alot and it said, If it worked in Japan, why not Iran ( mushroom cloud)....I think today it would be way to small to fit me, *heavy sigh*

[MacAngus]

I like the Spring break in iraq shirt that has a map of iraq and on the back it says Marine Corps Spring Break "While you were chillin we were Killin"

[DWG]

Some of those shirts can be found at thoseshirts.com or lifelibertyetc.com . Any tips on the others?
;) :thumbup:

[YLDNDN6]

I have two of them from Desert Storm (from a friend who was active at the time as I was out by then)...one says "Do not run. You will only die tired." The other is the surrender instructions in arabic and english. My wife doesn't understand why I don't wear them, and keep them in a drycleaning bag in the closet...some things are meant to last forever, I tell her...

[SkilletsUSMC]

the Jihadikiller shirt can be found here.

http://patdollard.com/support/