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Osotogary
04-10-07, 10:16 PM
You're all foam and no beer. Punch yourself in the face for that choice numnuts.

Echo5November- All foam and no beer I'll draw but I'm not ready to get into
drawing numnuts. LOL
Gary

Ed Palmer
05-16-07, 08:24 AM
Miles Per Beer


This should make the environmentalists happy!!

A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon - not bad!

jinelson
05-16-07, 08:50 AM
I must be a beer guzzler then because I consume many more gallons of beer than I walk miles lol.

Jim

Osotogary
05-18-07, 11:17 AM
You are right about that, Jim.
The more gallons of beer I drink, the less I am able to walk.....anywhere. LOL

imike24
05-20-07, 01:27 AM
Yeah, the more alcohol you consume the less alert you become and that is why I seldom drink a lot.
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Quinbo
05-20-07, 01:47 AM
I'm always on the alert for free beer. BB-Q up

Dave Coup
05-20-07, 10:19 AM
BB-Q? Did someone say BB-Q?

SkilletsUSMC
05-20-07, 11:47 AM
Yeah, the more alcohol you consume the less alert you become and that is why I seldom drink a lot.


No chit huh??? Ill be damned.:beer: :sick: :thumbup:

FistFu68
05-20-07, 02:09 PM
THAT'S GREAT,I'LL STAY IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR;AND DRINK ALL THE FUC-EN BEER.I WANNA BE LIKE "WING"(LMAO):beer: :beer: :beer:

Osotogary
05-20-07, 11:03 PM
Maybe this "Guzzle Beer" idea will take off. Of coarse it's pay before guzzling.

airframesguru
05-21-07, 06:10 AM
Good one Gary!

Where have you been Marine?

Missed ya Bro.

Wheres the pic with the babes beer and brew????????????:beer: :beer:
:D

10thzodiac
05-21-07, 08:07 AM
My buddy (army) use to drink two cases of beer a day, until they had to pump his stomach out for a couple of weeks (pancreatitis).

The doctor asked him, "do you drink allot of beer ?" He said, just a couple a day. The doctor told him, "No, that wouldn't do it."

He told me he started drinking in Korea. He re-enlisted out of boot camp for missile school to avoid Vietnam and was sent to Korea as a missile radar technician up on the DMZ.

He had a repair van that had secret equipment to go and make repairs. The MP's couldn't check what he had in his van at the gate when he went to the DMZ (girlfriends hooch) and he always had it loaded with beer for her to sell on the black market.

He said the water wasn't good in Korea, so he started drinking beer.

BTW, they only would let you bring so much money back to CONUS and he couldn't figure out what to do with all the black market money he made. Knowing him, he partied.

His nickname was "Flies"

drumcorpssnare
05-21-07, 08:47 AM
Between 1969 and 1999, I drank enough beer to float a carrier battle group.
These past eight years have been nice. I have enough money to eat now!
:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

10thzodiac
05-21-07, 09:35 AM
Between 1969 and 1999, I drank enough beer to float a carrier battle group.
These past eight years have been nice. I have enough money to eat now!
:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

Drums,

Drums, I tried all the vices, but never could get myself to like any of them. I'm sure some it was physical with me, the rest I just did not find pleasureful.

Maybe in hindsight that wasn't so bad after-all.

If the alcohol and tobacco industry depended on the likes of me they'd be in out of business.

A little off the subject but related, I believe that drinking and smoking go hand in hand. Personal observations of friends and relatives suggest to me that smoking causes poor oral health, namely gums. I'm believe gum disease caused by smoking allows bacteria to enter the blood stream which causes premature cardiac events, i.e. plaque build up. There is big-time heart disease in my family and all them were smokers and younger than me. I'm the one that never smoked. Am I the anomaly, or was it the not smoking ? Go figure.

An in-law, army post-office, Korea war veteran quit smoking at 65, at 75 he got lung cancer suddenly and you don't want to die the way he did, they should of had a closed coffin funeral.

He was the only in-law I could swap sea-stories with, I will and do miss Ross at the family get together's, RIP.