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thedrifter
03-08-07, 02:18 PM
Awesome Weapon
Posted By Blackfive

"Heave, the Technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god, redecorate the alley, puke, be the mother bird, upchuck, supermodel training, spew, psychadelic spit, barf, calling Ralph on the porcelain telephone, hurl, blow chunks, tossing your cookies, yak, shouting groceries, meet my friends Ralph and Earl, harf, mag, deliver a street pizza, vomit..."

Noah Shachtman at Wired's Danger Room writes about the development of a new weapon that causes the enemy to vomit - Navy Researching Vomit Beam.

Put your name or acronym for the weapon system in the Comments. Come on, you contractors are already thinking of them...

blog.wired.com/defense/2007/03/navy_researchin.html

Ellie

killerinstinct
03-08-07, 02:24 PM
wonder if it would work on somalians.

I also forsee if that ever gets issued to Marines it would be a very amusing thing to use on each other during downtime

drumcorpssnare
03-09-07, 08:29 AM
The Marine Corps already has a weapon that causes it's members to vomit.

It's called Liberty!:sick:

Personally, I think it would be awesome to have a weapon to use against the "towel heads" that would cause Tourette's Syndrome!!!:D
drumcorpssnare:usmc: