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firstsgtmike
02-17-03, 08:23 PM
The following descriptions are posted here as a public service, to enable poolees to catagorize the respondents to their inquiries.


Types Of Answers

Abusive .. What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?
Ambivalence .... Well, it could be yes and it could be no.
Amnesia .... I forget.
Antipathy .... You would have to ask me that.
Amorous .... I love the way you ask that question.
Apathy .... I don't care.
Apologetic .... I'm sorry that you have to ask me that.
Argumentative .... Are you looking for a fight?
Authoritarian .... I'll tell you when you can ask me questions!
Bigotry .... I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Blasphemous .... God Dammit, I told you not to ask!
Compulsive....I want to tell you right now,I have to tell you right now!
Conditional .... Well, it depends.
Damnation .... You and your questions can go to hell!
Depressed .... You would have to ask me that.
Dyslexic .... Gniees sdrawkcab.
Egotistical .... I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive .... Have you done your homework today?
Exhausted .... I'm too tired to answer you right now.
Flatulent .... That question really stinks!
Greedy .... What's in it for me if I tell you?
Hemorrhoids .... You know, this is a real pain in the butt!
Hostility .... If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!
Hypochondriacal .... The thought of it makes me sick.
Ignorance .... I don't know.
Indifference .... It doesn't matter.
Influenza .... You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insecure .... I don't think I want to know the answer to that question.
Insensitive .... I don't care if you don't know the answer.
Insomnia .... I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Intoxicated .... ** BURP **
Irreverent .... I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Masturbation .... I can single-handedly answer that question.
Narcissism .... Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Nausea .... That question is going to make me vomit.
Nonchalant .... It's not important.
Obstinate .... I'm not going to tell you.
Over-Protective .... I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Over-Sensitive .... How could you ask me a question like that?
Paranoid .... You think I don't know the answer, don't you?
Pessimistic .... I'm sure I won't give the right answer.
Procrastination .... I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive .... I already told you the answer once before.
Sarcastic .... That's a stupid question to ask me.
Secretive .... I can't tell you right now.
Seductive ....Lets go somewhere private where I can answer that for you.
Self-Centered .... Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Senile .. When I was your age, we couldn't ask these questions.
Subjective .... It's all in how you look at the question.
Suspicious .... Why are you asking me all these questions?
Temperamental ... What the hell do you want to know that for???
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I reread all of the posts in the poolee forums. There were very few I couldn't catagorize using the above list.

wrbones
02-17-03, 08:47 PM
There are very few of those I haven't used in answering POOL-ee's questions! LOL

jenrmurray
02-18-03, 09:48 AM
ha! my favorite is senile. paranoid is good, too. :)