thedrifter
02-16-03, 09:05 AM
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of
affairs in our great nation
have many civilians up in arms and excited to join
the military. For those
of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the
areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking during the
playing of the National
Anthem, kick their ass.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in
protest...kick their ass.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount
of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing
otherwise, quietly pull
them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for
the very freedom they
bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down
while a Disabled Veteran
kicks their ass.
4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling
others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia,
might have been okay if
you were still seven. Now, it will only make you
look stupid and get your
ass kicked.
5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine
"Sir," stand back... a
Marine will kick their ass.
6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do
not ask them, "Do you
fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a
pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper...it was a
disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your ass will be
kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and
pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
heart. Quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her.....
of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy.
The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just
mention her nomination for
"Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked..
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran.
We are Americans and we all bleed the same
regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our
commander in Chief. The
President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC
regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important
buildings where all those "representatives" meet.
All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the
military to go straighten it out. The military
member might direct you to
Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass
already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense
to me...stop saying it!
If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
probably kick your ass!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying "Let's go
kill those Commie's!!" And stop asking us where he
is!!!! Crystal balls are
not standard issue in the military. That reminds
me...if you see anyone
calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me
know, so I can go kick their
ass.
13) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are
terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service
member or vet, you have not
earned the right to use them. You could get your
ass kicked.
14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military,
support our troops and their families. Every
Thanksgiving and religious
holiday that you enjoy with family and friends
please remember that there
are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing
they could be with their
families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without
them, our country would get its ass kicked.
Sempers,
Roger
affairs in our great nation
have many civilians up in arms and excited to join
the military. For those
of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the
areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking during the
playing of the National
Anthem, kick their ass.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in
protest...kick their ass.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount
of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing
otherwise, quietly pull
them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for
the very freedom they
bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down
while a Disabled Veteran
kicks their ass.
4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling
others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia,
might have been okay if
you were still seven. Now, it will only make you
look stupid and get your
ass kicked.
5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine
"Sir," stand back... a
Marine will kick their ass.
6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do
not ask them, "Do you
fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a
pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper...it was a
disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your ass will be
kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and
pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
heart. Quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her.....
of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy.
The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just
mention her nomination for
"Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked..
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran.
We are Americans and we all bleed the same
regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our
commander in Chief. The
President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC
regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important
buildings where all those "representatives" meet.
All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the
military to go straighten it out. The military
member might direct you to
Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass
already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense
to me...stop saying it!
If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
probably kick your ass!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying "Let's go
kill those Commie's!!" And stop asking us where he
is!!!! Crystal balls are
not standard issue in the military. That reminds
me...if you see anyone
calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me
know, so I can go kick their
ass.
13) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are
terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service
member or vet, you have not
earned the right to use them. You could get your
ass kicked.
14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military,
support our troops and their families. Every
Thanksgiving and religious
holiday that you enjoy with family and friends
please remember that there
are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing
they could be with their
families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without
them, our country would get its ass kicked.
Sempers,
Roger