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yellowwing
02-13-07, 01:24 PM
There really is a city named Liberal. It's right on the Kansas Oklahoma border. They good folks of Liberal Kansas (http://www.cityofliberal.com/) have put up a website. This month you can catch their Pancake Day Festival.

Fans of Judy Garland can even visit the Dorothy House! :banana:

gwladgarwr
02-13-07, 02:06 PM
There really is a city named Liberal. It's right on the Kansas Oklahoma border. They good folks of Liberal Kansas (http://www.cityofliberal.com/) have put up a website. This month you can catch their Pancake Day Festival.

Fans of Judy Garland can even visit the Dorothy House! :banana:

Do you have a day job? :p :banana:

yellowwing
02-13-07, 02:08 PM
Yes of course! I'm the Secretary Treasurer of the Judy's Memory Local 487 Lodge. :confused:

(this is where Marine84 tells me I'm not right in the head)

ZSKI
02-13-07, 05:38 PM
Oh i can do that just fine as well corpral. Your not right in the head. But when ya think about it, anyone who chooses to join the marines, go to boot, get shot at, and yelled at really isn't right in the head.

DWG
02-13-07, 05:47 PM
Oh i can do that just fine as well corpral. Your not right in the head. But when ya think about it, anyone who chooses to join the marines, go to boot, get shot at, and yelled at really isn't right in the head.

I don't know if you've noticed but (yellowwing lives in Canada; not much to do up there, how "right" in the head could he be? shhhhh!)

FistFu68
02-13-07, 06:48 PM
:evilgrin: DO THE SPEED LIMIT~IN LIBERAL,KANSAS!!!OR THE BOY'S IN BLUE, WILL FIX YOU'R HEAD;TO WEAR A BIGGER COVER SIZE!!!:D

10thzodiac
02-13-07, 06:57 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/As_Dorothy_with_dog_Toto%2C_The_Wizard_of_Oz.jpg/180px-As_Dorothy_with_dog_Toto%2C_The_Wizard_of_Oz.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:As_Dorothy_with_dog_Toto%2C_The_Wizard_of_Oz .jpg)


"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

10thzodiac
02-13-07, 07:32 PM
Oh i can do that just fine as well corpral. Your not right in the head. But when ya think about it, anyone who chooses to join the marines, go to boot, get shot at, and yelled at really isn't right in the head.

From the horses mouth !

Amen !

DWG
02-13-07, 08:40 PM
Geee! Now there's a news flash! Marines ain't right in the head! If we were we'd be in the Air Force or high paid fast food service jobs!
;)

Damn good thing there ARE some folks in this country that aren't "right" in the head or we'd all be speaking japanese, up to the point where we started worshipping bobble head mohammed or some other dirt religion! Thank God (the real one) there are a lot of of "slightly off center" types that will shoulder a weapon and stand a post!
:evilgrin:

10thzodiac
02-13-07, 09:07 PM
Does this mean I could of had sushi three times a day ? I'm lucky if I get it once a month now...

I didn't know God had a Religion, it wasn't Hebrew was it ?

DWG
02-14-07, 03:47 AM
[quote=10thzodiac...

I didn't know God had a Religion, it wasn't Hebrew was it ?[/quote]

It was, before we improved it and got it right!:D

hmckinley
02-14-07, 05:01 AM
From the horses mouth !

Amen !
I would think that being a paying member of this site, your's should be upgraded to plat.. help support the marines and wantabe's, and stop taking pot shot's at the wing, he can live where the hell he wants to. I don't remember anyone getting shot at in the cuban missile chrisis anyway

DWG
02-14-07, 07:59 AM
I would think that being a paying member of this site, your's should be upgraded to plat.. help support the marines and wantabe's, and stop taking pot shot's at the wing, he can live where the hell he wants to. I don't remember anyone getting shot at in the cuban missile chrisis anyway


If you don't rag on the Canadians, they think you are ignoring them and it hurts their feelings. :cry:

Personally I wish more people would retire to the winter wonderland instead of Florida. Way too crowded down here!;)

10thzodiac
02-14-07, 08:52 AM
I would think that being a paying member of this site, your's should be upgraded to plat.. help support the marines and wantabe's, and stop taking pot shot's at the wing, he can live where the hell he wants to. I don't remember anyone getting shot at in the cuban missile chrisis anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Major_anderson.jpg/300px-Major_anderson.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Major_anderson.jpg)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/AFCross.gif/105px-AFCross.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:AFCross.gif)

drumcorpssnare
02-14-07, 09:13 AM
10thz- I didn't know Dorothy's dog was named "Toto." My hearing must be bad. All this time, I thought her dog was named "Scrotum.":banana:
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

10thzodiac
02-14-07, 01:23 PM
10thz- I didn't know Dorothy's dog was named "Toto." My hearing must be bad. All this time, I thought her dog was named "Scrotum.":banana:
drumcorpssnare:usmc:

I have a Toto and he keeps my butt clean http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/18.gif
http://www.washlet.com/whywashlet.asp

yellowwing
02-14-07, 02:26 PM
I have a Toto and he keeps my butt clean http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/18.gif
http://www.washlet.com/whywashlet.asp
You were just waiting fer that one! Nice shot ;)

10thzodiac
02-14-07, 03:33 PM
You were just waiting fer that one! Nice shot ;)

Check this out ! http://www.washlet.com/quicktime1.html you can get these for about half suggested retail price on ebay or other on line advertisers. Easy to install, make sure it will fit your bowel !

The cats meow, next best thing to sex http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif

DWG
02-14-07, 03:53 PM
Check this out ! http://www.washlet.com/quicktime1.html you can get these for about half suggested retail price on ebay or other on line advertisers. Easy to install, make sure it will fit your bowel !

The cats meow, next best thing to sex http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif

Is that "bowel" or "bowl"?

10thzodiac
02-14-07, 04:17 PM
Is that "bowel" or "bowl"?

Hey, give me a break, LOL you got me, Bowl http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

One time in Kissamee I was changing motels ahead of agreement and was using the excuse that my daughters toilet bowl was backing up in her room to leave early. The 'dot head' asked me, "well, what did your daughter eat last night to bowel out our bowl ? LMAO, she's the one married to the crazy- loves-to-fight son-in-law of mine that just challenged Hercules at Universal Studios ! After my son-in-law threatened him with great bodily harm he billed my credit card as checked out today.

I'm going to miss him...he gets served this week by the sheriff [divorce] http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

DWG
02-14-07, 04:35 PM
I'm going to miss him...he gets served this week by the sheriff [divorce] http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

You know what they say about counting your chicks before they hatch! People seem to enjoy hanging around just to make others, and themselves, miserable! Appears to be the only reason some people have to live, just to PO other people, even to their own detriment!

ggyoung
02-14-07, 05:27 PM
10++++++++++++It is always good to get rid of dirt bags that some of our sons and daughtrs seam to marrey(sp). One of mine just divorced----------for the 2ed time.

DWG
02-14-07, 06:34 PM
Check this out ! http://www.washlet.com/quicktime1.html you can get these for about half suggested retail price on ebay or other on line advertisers. Easy to install, make sure it will fit your bowel !

The cats meow, next best thing to sex http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif

That "bowel" comment had me worried. Exactly how do you measure that? Do they send some one over to do it?:scared:

Glad it is just a porcelein measurement!
:D

The1stSgt
02-14-07, 07:18 PM
Gang, this TOTO fixture has me wondering. Is the water cold :scared: ? Does one use a bore mop, tooth brush, finger, rag, etc. to assist in the clean up job :confused: .

10thzodiac
02-14-07, 08:34 PM
Gang, this TOTO fixture has me wondering. Is the water cold ? Does one use a bore mop, tooth brush, finger, rag, etc. to assist in the clean up job .

Top, I first saw one in Japan back in 1999, sat on it, in a Naha department store. Scared me, everything was in Japanese. I thought for sure if I started pushing buttons it would be a cluster fcuk. Never tried it.

It wasn't till last year in Tokyo some of the hotels I stayed at had them in the room. I didn't even pay attention until I sat down and the seat was nice and cozy warm http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/07.gif. I was close to the shower in case anything went wrong so I started pushing buttons ! Said, "this is almost as good as sex."

It doesn't make a mess in the toilet hardly anymore than a regular dump would, maybe less depending what you're eating, Lol.

When my grandchildren come over they lock the door and stay forever in the bathroom. Of course they screw up all my settings and I might get cold water instead of warm the next time I use it or front cleansing for a women http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/11.gif. The model I have has warm water on demand, no waiting, just have to change the setting. Does a super clean up and if you have the time it'll blow dry with different heat settings and you'll never have to run for TP again.

My grandchildren eat junk food (their dad) and usually have a hard time going, but once you hit the ole anus with a stream of warm water you'll never have to use Metamucil again. No more straining or ex-lax required. Not to mention piles.

It has a 1 year warranty and if mine broke after that, I wouldn't be able to get one fast enough to replace it. I hear TOTO has two or three plants in America now ?

It is a little pricey, but they have basic models w/o all the bells and whistles that get the job done just fine. I used those models in Japans airports, hotels and restaurants.

:thumbup: