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DragonGunner67
01-19-07, 06:19 PM
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between<o></o>
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One<o></o>
of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a<o></o>
member of the ACLU.<o></o>
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He<o></o>
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real,<o></o>
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15<o></o>
minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes<o></o>
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."<o></o>
<o></o>
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got<o></o>
out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;<o></o>
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.<o></o>
<o></o>
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The<o></o>
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in<o></o>
silence.<o></o>
<o></o>
The professor eventually came to, noticeab ly shaken, looked at<o></o>
the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter w ith you? Why<o></o>
did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting<o></o>
America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid<o></o>
**** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."<o></o>
:bunny:

greensideout
01-19-07, 07:02 PM
I have seen that before but it still makes me laugh! Thanks!

The1stSgt
01-19-07, 07:32 PM
I'm a believer and a Marine...... I can relate.

FistFu68
01-19-07, 08:17 PM
:evilgrin: I MET GOD & SATAN, IN THE BUNKER'S OF "DODGE CITY";GOD WON!!!:evilgrin: SEMPER~FIDELIS :iwo: