OLE SARG
01-12-07, 10:02 AM
1. COW
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
Government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they
track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate eleven
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work
environment...
SEMPER FI,
:D
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
Government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they
track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate eleven
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work
environment...
SEMPER FI,
:D