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wrbones
01-28-03, 02:20 AM
Got this from flatfoot



>I believe that the General "Black Jack" Pershing found another way to demonstrate the "Twist in the Wind" idea.


>Very effective, even if the ACLU would not approve.

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>John J. Pershing:

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>Born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS &died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.

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>Education West Point.

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>1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of

>Nebraska

>1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War

>1901 Promoted Captain

>1906 Promoted Brigadier General

>1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916

>Promoted to Major General

>1919 Promoted General of the Armies

>1921 Appointed Chief of Staff

>1924 Retired from active duty.

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>One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72

>virgins) and doomed to hell.

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>Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.

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>The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world!

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firstsgtmike
01-28-03, 03:34 AM
He'd NEVER get away with that today, not with our Politically Correct climate. <br />
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Someone would be sure to bring charges against him, and anyone else that tried the same thing, regardless of HOW...

Barrio_rat
01-28-03, 04:39 AM
Good to see he did not put the entire pig in the hole with the dead terrorists. They proabably had a pretty good bar-b-que when it was over.