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thedrifter
11-24-06, 06:58 PM
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Grandma Go BOOM!

The doddering may have limited the effectiveness of a new Hamas tactic, the Granny Bomb. But it raises an important question ... does Granny get virgins? A head-scratcher. We may need to bring in the mullahs on this one. In any case, what is important here is what the Dowager of Doom project tells us about Hamas' forward-thinking equal opportunity program for suicide bombers, which accepts women of all ages and even members of the Palestinian transgendered community. "Juma the Hermaphrodite" was frustrated before his/her efforts bore fruit, so it remains an open question whether and what kind of virgins he/she would get.

The old dear's family couldn't be happier.

Zuheir, Najar's 20-year-old son, told AFP from the family home: "We are really happy. It's a big operation. She told us last night that she would do a suicide operation. She prepared her clothes for that operation and we are proud.

"'I don't want anything, only to die a martyr.' That's what she said."

Grandma was looking forward to oblivion, and now she has it. Not like that petrified mentally retarded kid in Iraq, whose forced participation and wretched death yet again illustrated exactly what we are dealing with.


Ellie