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11-08-06, 01:29 PM
November 08, 2006
Standup comics bring laughs to the sandbox

By John Rogers
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — Tom Irwin has been “slaying ’em” through four tours of duty in Iraq, but not with bombs or bullets.

Irwin is a standup comic who has been entertaining the troops in dangerous places such as Mosul and Fallujah. His mission, as he sees it, is two-pronged: to give America’s service members the relief of laughter and to make folks back home aware that what the troops are doing is deadly serious business.

The 39-year-old entertainer draws his humor from what he finds on his visits to the Middle East as well as from his days in the Army two decades ago when he served at a military base in the U.S. Midwest.

“When I do shows for Marines, I always tell them that I was in the Army because they always boo me,” he said. “Telling a group of Marines you were in the Army is like telling them you have a flair for interior design.”

He tells the troops in Iraq that their war’s hipness quotient is low. Vietnam War movies, he explains, always contain a scene set to psychedelic music that shows soldiers “wearing bandanas, smoking drugs, listening to Hendrix, all trippy and stuff.”

“What the hell is your movie going to be about? They’re going to cut to the musical montage and they’ll be two guys playing Ping-Pong to a Hilary Duff song,” he said, referring to the blonde teenage singer-actress who’s been in a series of syrupy movies.

Much of the rest of his act is filled with dark (and unprintable) humor about military life, including observations about latrine duty, barracks sexual escapades, military rivalries and, of course, the military’s idea of food.

He has put together a one-man show on DVD, “25 Days in Iraq,” that chronicles his first visit, nearly three years ago.

“My goal is just to make sure that those people don’t get forgotten,” he said — referring to soldiers he met in Iraq — during an interview he gave while safely ensconced on the patio of his favorite coffee shop on a fashionably funky Los Angeles street.

Irwin and his fellow journeymen comedians get their bookings through Michigan-based Comics on Duty, which has 75 or so comics and has been sending them out to entertain soldiers around the world for 13 years.

“It’s about the mission,” said Comics on Duty founder Rich Davis. “If a comic calls me and says, ‘How much does it pay?,’ I don’t call them back.”

Those who go might find themselves on a place like the forward operating base near the Iranian border, once a compound for Iranian terrorists.

Comedian Derek Richards recalled arriving there in 2004 to discover soldiers dumbfounded that comics were in their midst. The area was so dangerous, they told the comedians, that even the reporters covering the war stayed away.

“I went, ‘Oh, sweet Jesus, what did we get ourselves into?”’ said Richards.

At a base in Mosul, a show that included Irwin and Richards was delayed when the area came under mortar fire. After the explosions stopped, the performance continued.

“They said, ‘The good news is that it’s all clear ... and the better news is that the mortar rounds all landed right where you guys were standing about an hour ago,”’ Irwin recalled. (The show was at a mess hall that a suicide bomber blew up later that year, killing 22 people.)

One of the people in the audience for the performance that was delayed by mortar fire was Army Lt. Jody Fuller of Opelika, Ala. A comedy fanatic, Fuller had gotten permission from his commanding officer to lead the convoy that was escorting Irwin’s group around the base. From the driver’s seat of his Humvee, he started cracking jokes.

“They said, ‘Hey, would you like to open for us and do a few minutes?”’ Fuller recalled. “I said, ‘That would be outstanding.’”

The lieutenant had a serious speech impediment, Irwin recalled, but he was incredibly funny. He is retired from the military now, and earlier this year made his professional debut at a club in Birmingham. He bills himself as “Jody Fuller, The Stuttering Comedian.”

Irwin asks his audience to remember that, no matter what people think of the war, the troops are coming home from it all the time.

“And when they do come home,” he adds, his voice catching, “please, be nice to them.”