thedrifter
01-17-03, 08:33 AM
A DAY in the Life of a MARINE
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the
people I had to kill today because they ****ed me
off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step
on today, as they may be connected to the ass that
I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always
give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays
and help me to remember.... When I am having a really
bad day, and it seems people are trying to **** me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
my middle finger and tell them to:
"SCREW OFF"!!!
Author Unknown
Sempers,
Roger
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the
people I had to kill today because they ****ed me
off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step
on today, as they may be connected to the ass that
I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always
give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays
and help me to remember.... When I am having a really
bad day, and it seems people are trying to **** me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
my middle finger and tell them to:
"SCREW OFF"!!!
Author Unknown
Sempers,
Roger