Open for Business

[Sparrowhawk]

Chesty doesn't like anyone drinking beer from his saucer...LMAO

Pizza, humm, sounds good, put some Jalepano chilies on one side for me will you.

I think, I'll have a Martini, its Tuesday, Martini's are always good on Tuesdays....

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[Gary]

thourly disgusted, throws his leathers over a chair and sits down, Roger let me have a beer and a double shot of JD, Dang Job Market really s*cks, been a week now and I still haven't found a job :( but at least I'll be able to collect unemployment, pats Chesty on the head and gives him a sip off his beer.

[thedrifter]

Sure will Gary.........Passes Gary his drink.........
We have Sophora running around here working and cleaning up since she likes to drink your good stock....LOL.....

That is good you are able to collect unemployment....but yes a job is better.......

take a slice of Pizza, Sophora treat............

Pours Chesty a beer, and takes a beer for himself......

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

well at least there's no anchovies on it ;) as far as I'm concerned fish have no business being on pizza :) thanks for the the drink, yup going down to the unemployment office tomorrow and applie, Awwww heck set everybody up with a drink on me, glad to see that everything is still running smoothly around here, I don't know just when I'll get back on line but hopefully soon, but will drop in when I get a chance, only got about 4 minutes left :(

[Sophora]

Great seeing you. Don't worry about any of those dang fishy thingies. :p But watch out I think I saw Sparrow sprinkling Jalepeno juice on there. Prob trying to catch this gringa off guard. :D Hmmm..think I'll blend up a white russian milkshake before eating my next slice Anyone else want one?

[thedrifter]

sneaking in that Chesty don't see what I have........to late.....

OK OK, sit still....I know you are happy that you saw Gary...so guess what he left you...a nice giant bone...till he come back again..............Pours Chesty a beer........

Sophora we always have to watch Cook.....he is always trying to get us all in trouble....LOL...

That pizza sounds good about now, but you can make your drink and I'll just get a beer for now.......

We need to be on the lookout because Cook will be around....

Sempers,

Roger

[Barndog]

KILT? I got one of those.... I call it my 'hippie skirt' - it's made from 60's recycled neckties..... pretty kewl I think. Top that.
You can call me a hippie if ya want, I like to consider myself a 'progressive' -taking in all information resources and making my own decisions.
Regardless......... Here's another case of JD....... I'm waitin for the call from the distillery, the Board is meeting to discuss my recent outlay of backstock. Guess some ppl never catch the cluetrain.
Chesty, heres a beer. Drink or else I'm drinkin for ya.
I'm makin steak fajitas - anyone want any? The hot sauce doesnt match the stuff we got in Yuma..........

Semper FI

Barndog

p.s. but it's close

[Sophora]

Don't worry Chesty is on Sparrow watch **reaches down and scratches Chesty behind the ears..

Milk shake sounds a little heavy right now..think I'll do a rum and coke instead...Can I get ya another beer while I'm up?

[Sixguns]

*Sixguns crashes through the gate and runs toward the pool, jumping in with all his clothes on* "Man, is it hot today." Looking at Chesty says "I'd trade places with you any day pal." *Climbs out to get a cold beer* "You know, it's the job that makes me drink!"

[Sophora]

Sixguns..that was one heck of a belly flop. almost got water in Chesty's beer. Ya mind grabbing me a beer while you're up?

[thedrifter]

Well, Sixguns just made a good landing.....I hope he is alright....

Sixguns I have been saying that for years women and the job drives us men to drink...LOL..

Piering around....looks like Ellie didn't see that one...I don't see the frying pan yet.......

BarnDog, that sure sounds good to me...you can fix me one of those steaks....I'm sure hungry again....
Hippie, I use to that,...you can say Ellie is one she sure loves her freedom....LOL

Sophora I'm glad you have Chesty on Sparrow Watch....I don't know what to expect tonight....Looks Around...I know he is watching....

Passes everyone a drink.........

I think we all need one today.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

It's official everyone's wearing Kilts tonight.
Marine Corps Kilts only allowed, going "Commando," under the kilt optional...LOL


MARINE CORPS. SGT. A. LYN BELL and
fiancee HEATHER BANNAN wearing the
Marine Corps Leatherneck tartan kilt
and sash to a wedding in McCloud,
Okla. in April 2002.

[Sophora]

be still my heart...Marines going comando in kilts. Man I hope the wind picks up :D I think I'll have to have a double shot of Scotch to calm my excitement :rolleyes:

[thedrifter]

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Well just for Sophora the storms are coming.......

passes her her drink......I do believe you will get your wish my dear.....:D

Kilts for all tonight in the chatroom.......

takes a drink for himself and Cook.......

Sempers,

Roger

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PS...Sophora I'll give you the website to where I found what men where under there kilts....Ellie

[lindagr41]

:eek: :p DANG Roger and Ellie. If that body comes with the kilt...I'll take one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me

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Darn it...no matter how I try...I cn't peek underneath

[Barndog]

Linda,
You can find those bodies all over in GQ. They dont have the guts to become Marines. In fact, I bet if you check their wrists - they would be a little on the weak side.
Unlike Sgt Bell's or mine.

Semper FI

Barndog

/me starts cleaning up the bar while laughingly hysterically - in his kilt..............lmao

[CAS3]

Good Morning Marines and Friends.
I can not believe I missed the "commando kilt" party.
Geez, why didn't anyone call...would have loved to see Bruce in a kilt!!

NOT

:D
Glad to see Gary making it in every now and then.

Rog Is the bar open...had a crappy weekend! NEED ALCOHOL

[thedrifter]

Walks in starts coffee, put donuts on table, and opens windows.....Great a fresh morning breeze.....

Pours Chesty a beer.........I see you are making good use of that bone Gary left you...........

Hello Stranger,.......Not a good weekend......Sorry about that.....

What is your poison Cas...??

The kilt party was great......everyone was wondering what everyone was wearing underneath....LOL

Pours a cup of coffee for himself......
Oh Yea, before I forget the next DC reunion we all will be wearing kilts......

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

I think it is time for something stronger than coffee.


I would like a few Bacardi Silvers.

Chesty get the hell away from there..That is the last time I wear a skirt to the shute!!;)

Rog can you or Ellie find me something a little more romantic than this dogs cold nose??

[Spiderman]

Don't know what CAs really is looking for, but maybe this site will help you find what she may have in mind!

ROTFLMAO


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[thedrifter]

Sure can do Cas......We look like we are the only one up around here........

I was starting to get use to Sophora coming in here and having the coffee made and the place cleaned up.....
I had to do it this morning........

Pours Cas a drink......
I think I have a cold one.......

it's too quiet around here......we need to find something to get everyone moving out of there foxholes.......

Pour Chesty a beer....

LMAO@SPIDERMAN......

Sempers,

Roger

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now this is for Sophora.......
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[CAS3]

Sparrow..
That is hilarious..
Where were you Sunday morning when I had to go find a convenience store!!

[Rat Patrol]

Drifter

I'm buying CAS all the drinks she can drink today!

I love her skirt outfit..

HUmm I wonder if she's going "Commando," today?

I'll buy anyone a drink, that finds out...LMAO

[CAS3]

Does this mean I get ALL the free drinks I can handle...

[Rat Patrol]

Okay everybody, let's hear it for her!

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[Gary]

pulling into the parking lot, Gary walks in http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/wave.gif good morning everyone, just topping in before I head down to the unemployment office this morning :rolleyes: leyt me have a beer and a shot of JD Roger.

[thedrifter]

didn't hear you come in Gary.....with all the cheering going on with Cas in her new suit........LOL

sure thing Gary........passes Gary the JD bottle, and a cold one....

takes one for himself......
pours Chesty one......Chesty finally see Gary......goes jumping toward Gary............

it's been a little quiet around here......

Sempers,

Roger

I see someone is eyeing you up Gary.........

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[CAS3]

THOSE CAN'T BE REAL


JEALOUSY/ENVY?????

[Gary]

if they're real or not http://www.boundupdesigns.com/ikBB//emoticons/winkandgrin.gif they still look nice :D nice Kilt Cas .......LOL even nicer legs, I might as well have another beer and another shot, pours a beer into Chestys bowl, geeze that dogs getting fat........lol gonna have to put him on a PT program ;)

[SGT T]

1. To take charge of this table and all drinks within reach.

2. To walk quickly to and from the bathroom to prevent serious
interference with drinking.

3. To report all soda drinkers to the manager.

4. To repeat all calls for refills from comrades too far gone to be heard.

5. To quit my table only when satisfied there is no more to drink.

6. To receive, put away, or pass on to anyone who can handle them all
shots from the bartender, waitress, cooks, dishwasher, and all
helpers of the bar for that matter.

7. To talk to no one who drinks soft drinks.

8. To give the alarm in case of "last call" so that all present may get
the maximum benefit from the time remaining.

9. To call long and loud if the drinks seem to be coming to slowly.

10. To salute all Bourbon, Scotch and Gin not corked.

11. To be especially watchful for nights that the drinks are free,
and during the times that the liquors are running short, to challenge
anyone who seems to be getting more to drink than myself, and allow no
one to get drunker than I do.

[Gary]

Hey Sgt T how ya been? I loved the 11 generals orders for the Slop Shute, you should post that as a seperate thread, Roger give Sgt T anything he wants, I'll take another round while your at it :D

[thedrifter]

I say the same thing, they still look good to me.......

Most of us are sitting around the pool......we are a little lazy today......

slides down another cold one to Gary........
slides one down to Sgt T

takes one for himself.......

I wonder where Cook got to.......and Sophora today decides not to report to duty.....what a day........
Had to clean up all by myself.....and all Cas did...is to ask for more to drink....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

But as I see it...I wasn't here to make a mess!!
I did clean the pool...someone is shedding again....think ratpatrol got in there.

Need another one. I am going home for the day!!
0500-1300...great hours!

[Sparrowhawk]

Oh, well maybe she overdid it with all the drinks you all were buying for her.

Of course it was fun placing her drinks on the table instead of the bar. That way she had to bend over, for her drinks. LMAO


Where is Sophora? She's probably debating to go "Commando," or not.

Come on Sophora, We wore kilt for you yesterday!

Gary can we proclaim today <b>National Commando and Skirts Day for women</b> at the Slop Shute?

[Sophora]

Howdy everyone. Sorry I didn't make it in early to make the coffee Roger..was journeling...

Not sure if ya want to see me in a skirt Sparrow..my ghostly white legs can cause shock reactions :D

**grabs a couple cold brews and heads out to the poolside. Pours Chesty a beer.**

Hey Chesty it's gonna be a full moon tonight..lets have a howl at the moon contest. hmmm..maybe not, the Marines prob just know how to ooh rah and now howl.

**scratches Chesty behind the ears, sits back and takes a long draw on her beer**

[thedrifter]

Hey Sophora.......glad to see you made it......

Hope you enjoyed your day.......

Passes Sophora a drink.....
Takes one for himself.......

Chesty barks....ok I'll get you yours...pours beer for Chesty.......

I'm going to relax by the pool again.....
Nice evening........I'll sit back and wait to see the stars.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Sorry Chesty, didn't mean to startle you. **rubs chesty's head** Just practicing for later.

Oops Roger, didn't mean to make you spill your beer...I'll grab you another one.

[Sixguns]

Why would today be different??

Colleen, thanks for stopping by the office to brighten my day. Even though I am surrounded by idiots (well at least one), you find a way to make me laugh. Sorry we couldn't talk for very long. Let me buy you a drink in here and make it up to you. Cheers! Who loves you?? You know I do!!!

[Sophora]

**Heads in and gets a pot of coffee going.** Howdy Chesty, are you thirsty? **pours a beer in Chesty's bowl. Takes coffee cup and walks out poolside to sit and enjoy the morning** It's a nice morning.

[thedrifter]

Walks in and smells the aroma of fresh coffee.......

Sophora is here............THANKS.......
I been running around and haven't had time to put the coffee on.......

It is a nice day.....I'll sit here a bit and take a rest.......

I see you have been running around too.....
You need to relax a bit to Sophora.......

Want a danish.....here is another cup of coffee........

Chesty looks like he needs another beer.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

Is anyone else awake?

I could smell the coffee a mile away. Nice black hot cup of coffee, on a beautiful morning.

Think I'll drive into the pool ~~~~~~~~ Clothes and all.....


:banana:http://www.news.ai/web/splash/media/3dl1B9.jpg :banana:


Oooh, oh, Got Sophora wet.

[CAS3]

Yup, I have had too much coffee.

Having a problem sleeping..


Hey guess what...
The Vice President of this great nation is on his way into my building!!

See ya later.:p

[SGT T]

THIS IS WHY WOMEN HAVE A BAD NAME IN THE WORK PLACE:ninja:


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[SGT T]

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:devious:

[Sophora]

that was one heck of a splash..but do me a favor and jump in again..I kinda like the way your kilt floats around yer waiste when you're treading water :D

Gonna go grab a towel to dry off **scowls at Sparrow** Anyone need anything while I'm up? Yes Chesty I know..you want another beer....:bunny:

[thedrifter]

Wakes up from the chair which was by the pool......

Sophora why didn't you wake me up......

I knew I was tried, but i didn't need to sleep the morning thru......

Now I'll have to catch up on all my work...

Sure Sophora pass me a cold one.......

Well I'll have tomorrow to catch up on my work.......
To nice of a day to be working.......

Sempers,

Roger:banana:

I see everyone is enjoying there new found friend...LOL

[SGT T]

I NEED A BEER...SOMEBODY TOSS ME ONE :yes:

[Sophora]

**hands Sgt T a beer and pours one for Chesty. Walks into the bar and sets out a big platter of fried chicken and several side dishes onto the buffet. Grabs a beer and heads back out to the pools. Drags chair into the shade of the table umbrella and takes a slig of beer**

Ahhh now that tastes good :banana:

[Sophora]

Good Morning everyone **puts on a fresh pot of coffee. Pours chesty a beer** quiet night here last night. At least there isn't a mess to clean. **Takes cup of coffee and goes and sits by the pool to watch the sunrise.

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparrowhawk walks in, doesn't see anyone, but can smell the freshly brewed coffee. The place looks clean.

He walks over and pours himself a cup of coffee. The coffee, is hot FArmers Bros, brand. "humm just the way I like it," he says to himself.

He sees Sophora sitting out by the pool. She only has a nightshirt on. There's a nice clean fresh smell in the air, like right after a thunderstorm. A full moon is still visible as the sun's rays began to flood the area with a new day.

He walks over to Janine, nods his head good morning. She smiles and he plants a kiss on her forehead.

She looks up at him, he can tell she desires more. Her womanly passions have been aroused, her eyes sparkle with renewed excitement, and she slightly opens her lips. They're moist, inviting.

Sparrowhawk doesn't know what to do now. He looks at her wanting, desiring , he desided right there and then, he would do it.

Chesty, looks up, he sees Sparrowhawk moving towards Sophora.

He quickly grabs the plate of donuts away from her. They struggle, fighting, kicking, biting and screaming for the last Krispy Kream donut on the plate...... (To Be Continued)

[thedrifter]

Damn Cook you are leaving me hanging here......LOL......

pours a cup of coffee.......sits down and smells the morning air...., with the aroma of the coffee.........

looks at Chesty, and see the cream from the donut on his nose...
Gary is yelling now that you are getting fat...wait till hears...what you have been eating....

Yes, Sophora it is a nice morning, just a little gloomy here now...but cool.......

takes another sip of coffee, I see everyone is getting ready for bikini night......that will be interesting later......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

Chesty leaps into the air, straight into the middle of the The struggle bewtween Janine and Sparrowhawk.

The fighting continues with kicking, biting, screaming, barking all for the last Krispy Kream donut on the plate. The three of them knock over the women with the tape over her eyes.

She begans to fall toward the pool, as she does she grabs hold of Sophora's night shirt . It comes off as both fall into the water.


Chesty and Sparrowhawk look on as the two women pop back up out of the water. Assured both are safe, they lay out Sophora night shirt on the grassy knoll near the pool and sit down on it and split the donut.

"It's going to be a nice day," Sparrowhawk says to Chesty as he pads him on the head. Chesty wags the little stump of a tail, lays down and bites down on his share of the donut.

Sophora helps the blind women out of the water and now both walk back toward the club house> The naked and the blind walking together.


Off in the distance everyone can hear the roar of a motor cycle.


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[SGT T]

IS THIS MONEY ANY GOOD HERE


http://www.orangomango.com/data/pictures/20006.jpg :evilgrin:

[SGT T]

IM DROPPING THIS OFF FOR LL..SHE WAS UPSET THAT WE DIDNT HAVE MORE LATINA STYLE SAUCES AND WHAT NOT AROUND FOR HER


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[SGT T]

I JUST INSTALLED A NEW KEY BOARD ON MY COMPUTER...MAN IT HAS GOT SOME HIGH SPEED **** ON IT..

[Sophora]

Janine walks back outta the bar wearing a tablecloth, toga style. Her eyes burning a steely gray, she walks toward the grassy knoll. Whith a mighty yell she shoves Sparrow of her nightshirt. Chesty chases as Sparrow rolls and tumbles down the knoll, the krispy cream donut smashed into his mustach. Janine grabs up the nightshirt and heads back into the bar. She retuns shortly leading the black patched eye girl to the table. she sits the poor girl into the chair and fetches her a bowl of kibble "Dang Sparrow, you need to take better care of your pets" Janine returns to the bar and comes back with more Krispy cremes. "Back off Sparrow, these are mine" :mad:

Chest barks and prances in front of Janine :bunny: "Ok Chesty you can have one." Chesty turns and throws a doggy gloat at Sparrow.

[CAS3]

Stop fighting...
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR...HEE HEE HEE

Coffee and a shot for everyone..Lets start off BIKINI NIGHT the right way..

CHESTY here boy..throws him last nights steak leftovers...

[thedrifter]

Cas I believe if they want to fight they should be fighting over something that is much better than a donut....Don't you.....LOL

pours Cas a cup of coffee....and hands her her shot.....
takes another cup of coffee for himself.........
Pours Sophora and Cook a cup of coffee.....
Hands Sgt T a cold one.......I do believe you are ready for Bikini Night........LOL
Pours Chesty a beer in his bowl........

Sempers,

Roger

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[CAS3]

*walking out to the pool*
Hey Rog wake up! Its about to storm...


Where did Janine and Cook go...nevermind..I don't think I want to know...

Maybe they took my advise!!http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/fk/tropical.gif

[Sophora]

Freshly showered, in jeans and t-shirt. Janine grabs a beer to fortify her for her return to Tucson hell'ole. Walks out to the pool and gives the black-patched-eye girl a squeeze bottle of water.

"Now where is that Sparrow" Eyes narrow as she scans the landscape.... Puts glasses on and looks again :D

I guess he left..That tumble I gave him must have been to much :banana:

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparrowhawk sees Janine walk out of the club. He’s eyeing her from behind so that she doesn't see him.

Humm, nice butt, just like I remember, when I first met her in Hot Tucson.

<HR>

Those memories flood his mind, just as fresh as it had happened yesterday, She was walking in front of me; He remembers

<I> I was hot from having been driving through the Arizona sun, since early morning. Sophora (something about that name, I’ll have to look into) was leading me down into the bowels of her dungeon, where she works. It’s there she’s "The Boss."

I followed quietly behind her. Her phone rang and she issued orders over the phone like a lady that knows what she wants and does what she wants.

Her hips swayed back and forth, mesmerizing me, I was caught and I knew it …..</I>
<hr>

Now Sophora was standing there in front of me wearing a light white tight t-shirt, almost see-thru.. Humm Sparrowhawk began to contemplate his next move... (To Be Continued)


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[SGT T]

HERE I AM IN MY SPEEDOS AND NOBODY IS HERE...WTF OVER.

I WANT TO SEE SOME FLESH LADIES.....


..SGT T PEEKS OUT BACK TO SEE IF ANYONE IS THERE AND FINDS THAT IT IS EMPTY AS WELL...

HMMM GUES ILL JUST HELP MYSELF TO SOME JACK....AT LEAST HE IS HERE FOR ME..BUT IM GOING TO BE STEALTH LIKE A NINJA AND HIDE SO NOBODY CATCHES ME:ninja:

[thedrifter]

Sgt since you are already, and waiting for the show to start.....I figured you could use a double........

Pours the drinks for the house......

Sempers,

Roger

Miss Cancun, Mexico

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[CAS3]

WAKE UP...
I will put the coffee on...hope you like it dark!

I was home alone Friday night waiting for everyone to show up....bikini night was a bust...http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif

I think we need to start this week off on a theme...

Any suggestions?

Anybody see Gary?
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[Sparrowhawk]

YAWN!!!!!

I was dreaming of a red head, then I smelled the coffeee, and I was thinking oh, good this is not a dream... and then you're standing there in your satin jeans, tight blouse and I'm thinking, as my vision begans to work its way up.......

WOW!

then OH, OH!, OH, it's not a redhead.......

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PS;

<b>Missed you Lady, Where the heck U Bean?</b>

[CAS3]

Satin jeans????
Man I am too young to even know what those are...(unfortunately I do know)!

I have been resting all weekend...vegged out watching movies and sleeping whenever I wanted to!;)

Movies suggestions: maybe a "chick flic" but I thought they were good and did have a plot and an unexpected twist:
A Walk To Remeber
I Am Sam
Kate and Leopold

DO NOT rent the Royal Tennambams..I think it sucked big azz donkey balls!:D

WAKE UP EVERBODY...WAKE UP http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[CAS3]

Anybody have an idea for this weeks theme?

We need a lot of ice it's gonna be in the 100's for the next couple of days!...
I am gonna grab a beer anybody else want one?





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[thedrifter]

Walks in a little slow.........It way to Hot today....

We will have to start throwing ice in the pool Cas......

You have that right, the first cool front is Friday...and that is going to be 92.....LOL

Pours coffee but throws an ice cube in.....this will help.....

We have to think of a Theme here......HMMMM......

Cook I love those red heads too.....LOL.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

This weeks theme, humm

How about Tropical MADness?


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[CAS3]

It is way too hot. Time to go jump in the pool.
You all have a great day. I will have a beer for you as soon as I get home!!:yes:

The work day is officially over...
PARTY TIME!:banana:

[Sparrowhawk]

can I come to work for you?

I would like the same hours... please

and same time to chat on line

dont know about that commando stuff though..LOL

[thedrifter]

Walks in and see's Gary........Chesty runs toward......Gary...

LOOK OUT>>>>>>>GARY>>>>>>>>>

Great to see you......pours Chesty a cold one.......

passes Gary, Cook, and himself one.........

Too Hot Today.........and it is suppost to be this way all week......

The pool will be mine soon...........

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

on his Harley, heads straight for the pool without bothering to stop and get off first Huge Splash!!!! ahhhhh man that feels good, too dang hot out today:banana: climbs out of the pool with his leathers dripping wet, Ummm Roger you better call a tow truck to get my Harley out of the pool:D in the mean time let me have a beer and a shot, strips off his wet leathers and clothes, doesn't care if the ladies see him naked ;) walks inside and grabs some dry clothes.

[thedrifter]

Tow truck is on the way...........

passes Gary a cold one..........takes on for himself........

maybe you should have your brakes look into Gary.....LOL......

Your leathers should dry soon with this heat..........

pours anothe beer for Chesty.........

Gary.......I think the girls are in hiding again.......LOL.....

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

the brakes are just fine, I just didn't want to stop long enough to shut it down and get off:banana: hee hee hee, hey Chesty, catches the bulldog in mid air, gives him a scrarch behind the ears, thanks for the beer and shot.

[SGT T]

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT...CAS AND SIX GUNS HAVE MORE POSTS THAN ME...CAN I HAVE A DOUBLE PLEASE.WHAT THE F AM I GOING TO DO

[thedrifter]

It will take awhile they said for the tow truck......

You'll just have to fight Chesty for pool areas........

This dog thinks the whole pool is his......You should see us fight him when a pool party is going on...........

Sgt T........need to keep up with them guys......LOL.........

Hands everyone a cold one and Sgt T a double.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Rat Patrol]

I Need a Beer, make that TWO!http://www.branders.com/media/images/productCat/bs/00-0000-4896-bs_94e8.jpg

[Sixguns]

Just thought I'd come by and cool off with a dip in the pool and a cool frozen Margarita. I am on leave starting today and thought I'd get it started right. So, for all you saps who will be working the rest of the week, I lift my glass and salute you!! That by the way, is the picture of me (drinking Margaritas) you should have as you think about me while you are at work!!

[thedrifter]

Hey Rat,

Here you go, nice cool one coming up. Roger passes Rat a cold one right from the frig. Think I will join you, grabs one for himself. Guess I had better fill up Chesty Bowl or he just might steal one of ours..............HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

[Barndog]

Yah pour everyone else a beer.
That's fine. See if I care. I'll get my own (as USUAL)
StaffNCO's BAH.

Gimme a bar full of LCPL's and let's see what happens...........

And, wheres my cooler.........

Semper FI

Barndog

p.s. I WONT be wearing my skirt again. The hell with them damm speedo's.......

[SGT T]

MAN TODAY HAS BEEN AMAZINGLY BUSY FOR ME SO I WILL BEED YOU TO PLEASE JUST LINE THE BAR WITH DRINKS AND I WILL MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO THE END:D :banana:

[thedrifter]

Hey Guys,..........

Passes a drink to Sixguns, and BarnDog......
Starts lining up on the bar a row of beers just for Sgt T.......

takes a beer for himself.......
Yea been busy myself......

BarnDog I don't wear skirts either,...I don't have the legs for them.....LOL........

Sixguns enjoy your time off......Oh I do remeber them days.......LOL
Something to brighten up the evening for us.......

Sempers,

Roger

http://www.hawaiiantropicgirls.com/images/models/HTUSA2000/DanaGrimsby_port.JPG

[SGT T]

I KNOW HER.....SHE WAS IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT:yes: :D

[wrbones]

Blah.....

[wrbones]

...blah.....

[wrbones]

...blah....

[wrbones]

pick one, dammit! LMAO Make sure ya have the big one back in time fer the squadron party next week, ok! And here all ya gave me was a six pack cooler!

[Sparrowhawk]

http://www.hi-gene.com/images/The%20Irish%20Box.jpg


<B>The Irish Box</B>
Based on the classic Irish coffin boxes found throughout Ireland. Our variant in solid hardwoods incorporates inset drip tray, face branding opportunities and classic detailing. Easily removable lid for easy cleaning.

[thedrifter]

Walks in a puts the coffee on...........Yawns a bit and walks over to Chesty....rubs his head.....gives him a bone and pours beer in his bowl........

I see nobody is up around here......
Lazy Lazy people...........

pours a cup of coffee for himself......

Well I better get the pool cleaned.....it's going to be a hot one again......and I think it will get good use today.......

Call Chesty to follow to the pool........the ice truck should be coming soon to give us some ice for the pool.....don't need a pool to feel like a bath........

Sempers,

Roger

[SGT T]

WALKS IN WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE....MORNING DRIFTER HOW GOES EVERYTHING THIS MORNING. CAN I GET A CUP OF THAT COFFEE PLEASE. ALL OF THE O'S ARE BACK TODAY SO I WILL BE WORKING MY BUTT OFF AGAIN. SO I FIGURED I WOULD HAVE A NICE QUIET MORNING BEFORE THEY GOT HERE. WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE AT.:smiley:

[thedrifter]

Watch as ice truck drops ice in the pool........This should help foe awhile.........

Well with that smile on your face.....I guess you had a good evening.......LOL
Pours Sgt T a cup of coffee.......

Sgt T......maybe they all had a Good Evening last night.......LOL

Pour Chesty a beer.....
Takes out beer for himself.....
Need to start the morning on a good note......LOL

Sempers,

Roger

[SGT T]

MUST HAVE HAD A GREAT EVENING. MINE WAS COOL I JUST HUNG WITH SOME MARINE BUDDIES THAT I HAVENT SEEN IN A WHILE AND WE DRANK BEERS A TRADED STORIES.........IT WAS A BLAST...WELL LETS TRY TO GET THIS DAY KICKED OFF:yes:

[CAS3]

YAWN...
Figured I would sleep in and avoid the FRIGGIN traffic...still got stuck in it...
Need to go jump in the pool.

Whose making margaritas this morning?

Shouold be a quite week..Bruce is away and Sgt T is working..
HIP HIP HOOORAY!!!

hey Chesty hows my favorite pooch?

[SGT T]

SO YOU BETTER MIND YOU P'S AND Q'S OR ELSE I WILL HAVE YOU STANDING TALL IN FRONT OF MY DUTY HUT:ninja:

[CAS3]

ME .... BEHAVE????


I think you know me better than that studmuffin!!

:lick:

[SGT T]

I WILL HAVE TO DISIPLINE YOU ALOT........THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME...HAHAHA BUT I WILL ENJOY IT :D :lick:

[CAS3]

that SgtT is full of bologna about working hard today...hardly working!!

But Mike if you want to play you have come to the right place.

You are on..I am not easily hurt!!:banana:

[thedrifter]

Well I see most of the gang is here and in a playful mood.......LOL

Slides down the bar......everyones drinks........

here you go guys..........

pours Chesty a beer........

If we all behave......we wouldn't have much to talk about.......around here......LOL
I tried to cool down the pool with ice this morning.......by this afternoon it will feel like bath water again.....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

[SGT T]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF..BUT WE CAN PLAY GAMES;) :p :lick:

[CAS3]

We can't all be serious 24/7...
This wouldn't be the best slopshute on the web if that were the case.

How are the margaritas coming? The pool is just right! It is supposed to thunder storm this afternoon so watch out for lightening in the pool!


:p

[SGT T]

CAS LAST TIME YOU HAD MARGARITAS WE ALL SAW YOUR TA TA'S AND THEN ME AND YOU DID THE CHA CHA UNDER THE POOL TABLE:D :cool: :banana:

[CAS3]

BRING IT ON!!
We have already discussed size so I am not afraid of YOU!!!HEE HEE HEEE:p :banana:

Seems that was in one of your many wet dreams....

[SGT T]

IN MY CASE SIZE DOESNT MATTER...IT IS NOT HE SIZE OF THE HORSE YOU RIDE BUT HOW LONG THAT RIDE LASTS............................................. ..............HINT HINT:evilgrin:

[CAS3]

Seems you are admitting the size of the weapon may not be large!!

What do horses have to do with it??:D

[SGT T]

KNOW WHAT HORSES HAVE TO DO WITH IT THEN YOU BETTER NOT TRY AND RIDE

[CAS3]

I derive much pleasure from him and I do not think you could compare!!:bunny:

[SGT T]

THAT WAS A LOW BLOW...MAN YOU COMPLETELY SHOT DOWN MY HOPES AND DREAMS

[Sparrowhawk]

AFTER THAT HORSE POST....

The pleasure you receive from your stead at home...

I censored myself...ROTFLMAO


CENSORED

[SGT T]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

[CAS3]

SPARROW YOU ARE NUTTY!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


SGT T Don't let it get you down...There is a mare for every stead, get it!!! Horse joke!!!


:classic:

[SGT T]

SUCH DRY HUMOR..I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT CAS.....BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY INTERNET GIRL...HAHAHA:D

[SGT T]

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE TIED FOR POSTS

[SGT T]

TO TAKE THE REINS...GET IT REINS HORSE JOKE..HAHAHAHAHA:D :lick:

[CAS3]

We call a truce and declare a tie...If baseball can do it so can we!!

[SGT T]

I GIVE IN..WITH YOU STANDING THERE IN NOTHING BUT VICKIES WITH A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS I MUST SURRENDER:yes: :eek:

[CAS3]

such a terrible thing to waste!!
You have such a wonderful image of me!!!:banana:

[SGT T]

I THOUGHT THAT FIT YOU PERFECTLY AM I WRONG

[CAS3]

We don't ned everyone to know the real me!!!:D ;)

[CAS3]

Line up the drinks...We gonna have a party..
I just had 269 posts!!


DRINKS ARE ON ME....

Belly shots are not!!:banana:

[CAS3]

Why aren't you here...It is time for me to quit for the day!!



See ya later:p

[SGT T]

SO WHOSE ON TOP WITH THAT ONE...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:evilgrin:

[CAS3]

Just like I like it!!:banana:

[thedrifter]

Roger sees Gary walking up to the bar, grabs a couple of cold ones from the cooler and pours a couple shots of JD. Hands shot and beer to Gary. Nice to see you in here "Boss". Sit down and relax. Too hot to go outside,............... Pours some beer into Chesty's bowl, that Marine Dog sure misses you.

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

in his pickemup truck, Dang bike is so water logged from yesterdays dip in the pool it wouldn't start :no: :lick: Hey everybody http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/wave.gif I see things are rolling along as usual in the Slop Shute, Roger let me have a beer and a shot would ya?, common Chesty lets go see if we can dry out the hogg some more

[CAS3]

Glad to see you are back.
You still owe me for the night you tied me up and forgot about me...

How are ya doing..let me get you another beer...

Chesty!!! stop humpin on Gary...

[Gary]

thanks for the welcome back, if only for an hour at a time :classic: Dang!! 60 minutes just isn't enough time to go through all the posts that I've been missing, but I still try to post on as many as possible in that time period, Roger line Cas up with anything she wants and keep them coming until she passes out or gets sick which ever comes first :D I think I'm gonna have to drain the tank on the bike, got a gallon of water mixed in with it, Chesty !! Dang it get off Cas's leg:evilgrin: I told ya Roger we got to get that dog a girlfrind before he starts freaking out on us

[SpringDawn]

Gary, remember me?
Where's my shot of Jagermeister?

[Gary]

How ya been kiddo? :banana: now ya know I can't be serving anyone under the age of 21, your Dad would kill me if I did that, but if he says it's alright then ok, but I'll serve ya a coke or anything else ya might want, just no alcohol unless approved and acompinied by a adult, Sorry

[prmama]

It has not been the same without ya..... Hope to c ya soon... Bring me a coke please, since drinks r on the house here.
Heather

[CAS3]

It is TOO HOT to drive home and I have nothing to do....

guess that means it is time to start drinking heavily in the shute!!!

Gary, come back...I have not passed out yet!!:banana:






:lick:

[Sparrowhawk]

Actually I needs to get drunk tonight... line them up!!!!

WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know they're there to punish me!

[Sparrowhawk]

iN THAT ORDER, PLEASE....

sPRING dAWN i'LL BUY YOU A DRINK............

bUT DONT TELL rOG OR eLLIE!, OR CHESTY, OR GARY ....lol

[chado]

Now that's the best idea I've heard all day. Let's get tanked.:thumbup:

[thedrifter]

Roger sets up the drinks in order for Cook. Also gets a Jagermeister for SpringDawn. Ellie says it is alright for her to have a couple................HE HE HE HE
Springdawn learned from the best...........HE HE HE HE
Chado, what will it be???????
Think I'll join Cook, grabs a cold one from the frig and pours a shot of JD. Looks over at Chesty, pours some beer into his bowl.

Sempers,

Roger

[SGT T]

ABOUT ME...LINE THEM SHOTS UP ON THE BAR:yes:

[chado]

I'll have something cold, carbonated, with alcohol.:D

[thedrifter]

Roger pours 10 shots of JD and lines them up for Sgt T, when you finish these let me know...............HE HE HE HE
(Those were all double shots)............HE HE HE HE

Welcome chado to our home away from home.
Grabs a couple of cold beers from private stock and hands one to chado. Pours a couple of shots of JD hands one to chado.....Cheers.........Semper Fi.........

Set another round up for Cook, fills up Chesty's bowl. Boy, that dog sure can drink then beers.............

Sempers,

Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

I'm going over to the tities bar......

Come on Rog.... Don't tell Ellie,

Hummm, Ellie you want to come?

Heck with it let's all go to the tittie bar, Im buying, bring lots of $1.00 bills.....

[SGT T]

MAN DRIFTER YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THOSE DOUBLES:confused:

[thedrifter]

Walks in, and see's Cas passed out on the pool table.....
looks on the floor under the pool table and sees Sgt T..passed out there.......
sees Chesty pop his head up.....Oh you watching Cas...

Well I guess the heat got to them....LOL.....
Walks to put the coffee on.....walks toward the pool and sees Cook lying on chair by the pool....Do you need anything......

No Answer.....HMMMM.....everyone is sleeping around here.....

pour a cup of coffee.....gives Chest some beer....
puts some music on.....
takes the broom and starts cleaning up.....
Well everyone should be getting up soon......

Sempers,
Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparrowhawk wakes up, still holding CAS clothes in his hands. What he heck he wonders.

He walks back into the club house and sees CAS laying spread eagle on the pool table. He places her clothes next to her, doesn't want to be caught with the evidence. Chesty wags his stubby tail.

Sparrowhawk takes a few digital pictures to post later in Leatherenck.com.

"Morning Rog," he says as thedrifter pours him a cup of hot coffee.

"What happened last night?" he asks.

[thedrifter]

Cook Cas was drinking Margarita's all day.....
and Sgt T wanted me to line up the shots......which I gave him doubles.....LOL....
When I left late last night they both were still here.....
Maybe the heat got to them......LOL
They will have to explain why we see them here......LOL

pours another coffee......
Where is everyone at.............
Is there a sale going on.........
making breakfast Cook, do you want bacon and eggs......

Sempers,
Roger

[Sparrowhawk]

I'll go get some pan duce...

MAybe one of these days we'll get LL in here to cook us some huevos rancheros.

Humm, I've bene thinking Rog, how much you think we'll get on ebay for CAS's pictures?

[chado]

walks in, sees drifter and sparrowhawk. Looks like they had a good time last night. Pours them another cup of coffee....adds a shot of JD because its Wednesday....(thats as good a reason as any)

[thedrifter]

Great to see you chado.......
We start pouring that JD early every morning.....
We all need that extra boost ......
I'm making bacon and eggs...want any....

pours Chesty another beer.....

puts Cooks eggs and bacon out for him.....

Cook you should a good deal on those pic's......
they are starting to line up for the bidding already....LOL

takes a beer for himself....
sits down to eat breakfast.....

Sempers,
Roger

http://www.greatgatsbys.com/pgpix/bidding.jpg

[CAS3]

Man somebody get me a drink...make it a triple...why am I on the pool table again and why are my clothes lying next to me???

SPARROW...What have you been up to {looking into those beady eyes of his}???
Sgt T wake up...you must be responsible for this catastrophe!
You said...just one more...and then just one more...
twisting my arm the whole time!! :D
Please turn on the fans those eggs are gonna make me blow chow.

Man that is the last time...sure it is...

:hurt: I am hurting this morning........
Rog make them drinks real strong...Need a hair of the dog:confused:

[Gary]

coming up the road, back firing and sputtering and missing, pulls into the parking lot :no: geeze thats the last time I ride the Harley into the pool, still ain't running right :cry: walks in to the Slop Shute, Hello everyone Howdy chado, nice to meet a new member, Roger let me have a bottle of beer and forget about the shots just give me the whole dang bottle, got a lot of work to do on the bike before it'll be up and running again. Oh ya before I forget I,ve just about got all the components for my puter now, just need a monitor and I'm set to go, now the only problem is How the heck do you set it up????? the one I had at work was set up by our IT department if any one has a diagram please sent it to me

[CAS3]

Great to see you...
Hope the bike is ok...

I have an IT depertment here to and the home comp was done by COMP USA!
Sorry I couldn't be more help.

[thedrifter]

pours everyone a drink...............

Great to see you Cas and Gary...........

Cas I really don't know what happen last night but I did throw a cover on you this morning....LOL

Yea Gary, no more driving the harley into the pool......to much after effect....to deal with LMAO

There is pizza here for all for lunch..........
Beer is on Gary.......LOL

Sempers,

Roger

[thedrifter]

Since I'm able sit down and relax for a bit.....now is a good time to start having a few cold ones before I have to go fix dinner......

pours Chesty a beer in his bowl.........

I haven't seen Cook in awhile.....

Cas I think, I want to see a smile on your face........

Let's see for dinner grilled shrimp, baked potatoes, and veggies......I do have fresh fruit......I'll need to go get whipped cream.........

Place some music on......and relaxes......

Sempers,'
Roger

http://www.hawaiiantropicgirls.com/images/models/htintl2002/summer_lee_lnd2.jpg

[chado]

Well work was kinda slow, so I decided to have a beer or two.
...walks in, sees Roger, grabs a coulple of beers out of the cooler...refills Chestys bowl...thats a good dog. Days like this, a beer just isn't enough,.....pours a couple shots. Cheers!

[thedrifter]

Roger walks over and hands chado a cold one. Pours a couple of shots of JD, hands one to chado.......Cheers and Semper Fi.......

Gets a bigger bowl for Chesty and fills it up with beer. That is the only dog I have ever seen who can handle beer like that..............HE HE HE HE HE

Dinner is done, don't want to see any leftovers..............

Hope Cas got the whipped cream............

Sempers,

Roger

[GrimReaper]

I see Roger and chado are sitting by the bar enjoying the slow evening. Roger sure could use a cold one and a shot of Crown Royal.
Roger set up around for yourself and chado, could use the company tonight.

Roger don't forget one for Chesty, a Marine's Dog if I ever saw one.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken

[thedrifter]

Sure can Grim Reaper......

Yea, it got quiet for now.......don't give it much more before the crowd comes in again............

pours Chesty a beer..........

Sets everyone up with a cold one and a shot........

Starting work a little early I see...........

Sempers,

Roger

[chado]

I think I'll have another.
...pours another round for the house...
.....refills Chestys bowl, I just love the
way that dog drinks....

Semper Fi

[Sparrowhawk]

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[chado]

Break out the Cuervo.
I guess kidney failure is as good a way to
go as any. :dazed:

[thedrifter]

Walks in and put the coffee on......
Places on the A/C......
Pours Chesty a beer......
Places donuts on Bar.........

Pour a cup of coffee..........
Now I think I can relax and really enjoy my coffee......

This day has started out, with to much things to do and not enough time to do it all in........LOL....

Chesty we need to Wake Up everyone.......
Let's put the music on real loud.....to jump start everyone's day....

Chesty barks with excitement.....

Turns on the jukebox real loud with CCR on.........

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/wave.gif hello everyone, Hi Chesty!! Dang it looks like he's drunk already :evilgrin: I wonder if they have AA meeting for dogs?? I'm getting a little tired of JD Roger let me have a cold beer and a whole bottle of tokillya hehehehehehe what's for lunch today?? I think I'm gonna sit here the rest of the day and get p!ss @ss drunk ;)

[thedrifter]

Sure will Gary..........

The way Chesty drinks that beer he sure can use AA....LOL...

It's been kind of quiet around here.....

I tried to Wake up everyone with music...but I guess I put them all to sleep instead......LOL.......

Have have shrimp for lunch if you would like some.....sure goes good with a cold one............

Chesty takes off......running toward the pool......No Chesty .....

SPLASH>.......what a dog..........

Sempers,

Roger

[Gary]

the least ya coulda done was wait till I got out of your way before ya jumped into the pool, Roger hand me a towel would ya, geeze that dog makes a bigger splash than Sparrowhawk :yes: :D let me have another beer would ya Roger, and a plate full of those shrimp sounds good also, starts drying off.

[Shaffer]

Good to see ya Gary. Know you have been on vacation but how bout you get back to work...I sure could use a ice cold Yueng Ling!
Hope the job hunting is going well.

Semper Fi,

Jerry

[thedrifter]

hands Gary is plate of shrimp.........

Hands Shaffer and Gary a beer......takes one himself......

Chesty when he gets in the mood he just drives in the pool.....
I just feel sorry for Cas....the dog hairs always cling to her...LOL...
Good thing she loves that dog.....

I will be going into the pool real soon, its to hot here.....we are at 100 already........This heat is dragging me down.......

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

Went to see the B-52's and Blondie last night. Finally starting to recover now...
No more alcohol today...it is way too hot....
May I have a large ice water Gary? Glad you are here!
Shaffer we all know you can not handle your alcohol..so slow it down!:lick:

Last one in the pool is a rotten banana :banana:

[chado]

Nice to see everyone today....walks in, gets a beer out of the cooler, hands one to Roger and Gary... CAS, are you sure I can't get you one. These sure do taste good. I don't know what you all are complaining about, heck it's only 75 degrees here.


:D :banana:

[thedrifter]

Great to see you.......Chado......strolling in late.....LOL

pour Chesty a drink.......

Cas you are always partying.....so now I know why I couldn't get anyone up this morning.....

Everyone was out having fun again........

takes more beer out for everyone......hands it out.....
makes Cas a large ice water.........

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

was starting to go away but then Jerry started to play around with colors and I got nauseas(sp) again!
Good thing I wasn't in the pool when I saw it...We would have had to hire a professional pool man. WAIT A MINUTE...a professional pool man...LL where are you? We need to have a vote on the pool man...as long as he is young hot, has awesome abs and a great tooshie!!...
If that were to happen I would never get in trouble, I would always be out by the pool!!

[thedrifter]

It was an eye opener......LOL....
I happen to be away from the computer and when I came back....I thought my Monitor or my colorboard was going....LOL...
till I figured Jerry was trying out a new crayon......LOL.....

Hello Sophora.......I know you are around ....Welcome back....
Hope your trip was great......

takes a cold one out for himself......

Well Cas I hope this don't make you sick.....but you might have to share with the other girls........

Sempers,

Roger

http://www.posters.com/beefcake/2615.jpg

[CAS3]

I have no idea what that word means....
Anyone have a Websters hanging around?


mine, mine, mine, mine!!!:banana:


Need more water, Rog, make it really really cold with a little lemon please...

:eek:

[Sophora]

Thanks for the welcome back Roger. I had a great time with the other tree geeks. Too many late nights though. How about an Irish coffee for me. I need to wake up.

[Ploft]

:banana:


Good to have you back, Learn anything LOL:lick:

[Ploft]

Janine:lick:

[Sophora]

Thanks for the welcome home..I did learn that I'm suppose to be respectful, positive and professional in dealing with the #$@*! idiot architects and contractors...Oops :D I mean the professional designers and contractors :)...hmmmm..I reckon I can TRY to be.

Need another beer while I think on that....

[thedrifter]

Well I think you learned a lot....you just got to keep them thoughts to yourself now....LOL....

Great to see you Ploff....How's your daughter doing.....
and are you still coping with your babyseitting duties....

Cas.....I do understanding you not sharing......but you no your not going to get an A than.......

pours everyone a cold beer,
pours Cas a large glass of ice water with lemon....

No, I did forget you Chesty.....pours one for him.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Thanks Roger..that sure does hit the spot. Nice to be back with friends..I'll buy a round for the house. Cheers **raises glass**

[Sparrowhawk]

Welcome BACk Janine, I'm buying, what are you drinking tonight?

Roger keep the drinks coming for Janine, what ever she wants. Maybe if she drinks enough, she'll dance naked for us on the pool table like CAS did the other night.


Where's Chesty?

He hasn't been himself lately and I wasn't sure what might be bothering him, so I got him a present.

A video, one of those dating services videos for dogs. This one is called "The right dog for you."

Figured we'll show him the video and if he takes to liking one of them, we'll send away for one, might cheer him up.

http://www.akc.org/store/images/videos/sm_rightdogforyou.jpg

[Sophora]

Howdy and thanks Sparrow. Roger I'll have a shot of Glenlivet and a beer chaser.

Sparrow, me naked dancing would get this place closed down :D besides I don't think the pool table could handle my weight. Gary would be ****ed to come back to a busted table. lol

[thedrifter]

Roger walks in to see Sophora dancing on the Pool table...........
Cook did you spike Sophora's drinks again........HE HE HE HE
Guess I better set up a round for the house, Cook is buying........

Roger looks over and sees Chesty glued to the TV, the video tape sure has him locked on those female dogs.........He isn't even drinking his beer, it is warm as ######..........LMAO

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Walks in and puts on a fresh pot of coffee. Sweeps the room with a glance. Emptys the ashtrays and wipes them down. Clears away all the emptys and takes out the trash. Grabs a cup of coffee and goes out to the pool and sits under the umbrella at the table.

It's a nice day to relax with friends. :)

[thedrifter]

Hey Sophora......thanks for cleaning up around here...

It's Friday...and I need a break....about now......
it's going to be a long weekend for me....have to work this weekend........

pours Chesty a beer....you need this boy it's to hot out.....

sits down, that pool looks very inviting about now.........

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Hey Roger, I'm gonna have a beer to kick off the weekend..Can I get you one? Down Chesty I know you want one :bunny:

Walks into the bar to grab 3 cold ones. Hands one to Roger and pours Chesty's into his bowl. Takes a big slug of hers **BURP**

escuse me :D You're right Roger that pool does look inviting. Think I'll go for a dip. **Splash**

[thedrifter]

Chesty runs to jump in the pool.........

I go over and then jump in........

It's to damn hot here........

We will just relax here for awhile....till everyone else starts to come in............

the pool feels like bath water...........

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Parched from the desert heat. Grabs a icy cold brew and heads out poolside. Sits at the table under the umbrella and watches Roger and Chesty swim dog-paddle races across the pool.

Dang I wish someone would come in, I'd like to make a wager on the outcome of this race :D

[lindagr41]

Linda comes out with a Long Island Ice Tea http://www.bestanimations.com/Food/Beverages/Drink-01.gif and joins Sophora under the umbrella

I think the dog will win. Just because it has four legs...and Roger's dog paddle is looking kind of weak. "surprised

me

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[Sophora]

Chesty the bulldog VS Roger the Marine....maybe I should put an ice cold beer at the end of the pool to make this exciting

[TopGunny]

So sorry I'm late this evening!!! Was out sick and quite under the weather these last three and a half weeks. Am still not up to 100%.
Sure could use a tumbler of Schinkenhager or Jagermeister right about now!
My apologies for not keeping everyone updated.

Sempers; Chuck:tired:

[chado]

Good to see everyone today. Let me get a few beers for everyone. It's kinda warm today, the wife's out doing her thing, I think I'll have a shot. Anyone else?
...walks over to Chesty, refills his bowl....
I just love the way that dog can drink. HE..HE..HE

:D

[thedrifter]

Sophora....you put that beer at the end of the pool and you know that dog will take off like a bat out of hell......LOL......

Howdy TopGunny,
Nice seeing you again....I knew I haven't seen you for awhile...Hope all is well with you....

chado....It to damn hot here......We need a break from this heat...

lines up everyones drink.....here you go.......
takes one for himself and walks toward the pool again....

Sempers,
Roger

[Barndog]

I'd have brought beer for everyone (and a case for Chesty) but Bones and Hawk seem to 'misplaced' my cooler. Chesty, heres yer beers Pal.... seems as if WE cant get cooperation from the Senior NCO's around this slop chute.
That's okay......... hell knows no fury like a ****ed off Marine and his AWOL cooler......

Barndog

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparrowhawk walks in, "Line them up, Rog," he says, I’m buying a round, and he walks on toward the pool area.

He walks over to the springboard, and takes off his shirt; his dark tanned muscular chest reflects the pools crystal clear water.

He sees the sign, posted years ago on the wooden fence by the Old Breed, "NO Nude Swimming," the sign reads.

He unbuckles his belt, his blue Levis, fall to the ground. Commando style, he steps up on the board, Jumps on it, once, twice and springs high into the air.

His dive is picture perfect, splashing, soaking the goggling women sitting by the poolside.

He swims back and forth, once, twice, three times; oblivious of the eyes of Sophora and Linda whose eyes are glued on the whispering waves he leaves behind. He strokes back and forth, slowly swimming from one end of the pool to the.

He reaches the steps, and walks out slowly, takes a towel from the towel bin and with his back to the women, slowly dries himself off. He wraps the towel around his waist and walks back into the club, coming back to the pool area with a beer in both hands...... (To be continued)

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparrowhawk almost trips, and remembers to open his eyes. he figured no one would have seen him skinny dipping earlier if he had his eyes closed.

He opens them in time to see Sophora and Linda running for the diving board shedding their clothes... Huummm he wonders.

"I wonder what they are up to?"

He sits down pours Chesty a beer and rubs a slice of lime juice on his chilled beer glass, sprinkles salt on the rim and pours his beer into the glass.

Aww, that taste great, he says as he pads Chesty on the head.

Hummm, Chesty's sitss then lifts his head toward the pool area. Sparrowhawk looks over and sees Sophora and then Linda one after another run then jump naked off the diving board into the pool.

They should have closed their eyes, Sparrowhawk is thinking, but because they didn't he can see them.

[CAS3]

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend.
It was too hot here!! :(

I am lonely...anyone gonna join me for coffee and a shot?

I'm putting on a pot now...

Chesty...wake up poochie! Wanna beer for breakfast?


:yes:

[Sixguns]

I'd love to join you for coffee. I have the day off and I am up anyway. Let's do breakfast. Well, coffee at least.

[CAS3]

joining me for coffee...

Do you want any breakfast?
I think we can talk Rog into making us some bacon and eggs?


How is the vacation going?

[Sixguns]

I am home, but today is my last day of leave. I head back to work tomorrow. Bummer. It's OK. I have another week of leave next week. WooooHoooo.

[thedrifter]

Walks in a sees Cas with a sad face.....why so sad.....

Thanks Cas for making the coffee.....

what you upset you missed Cook, in one of his greatest moments, here last night...I did hear that the girls really enjoyed it......LOL....

Pours Cas and Sixguns there coffee....
pours Chesty a beer in his bowl.....

Sixguns time off always by quickly....LOL.....hope you a least enjoyed your time off.....

just for you Cas I will make you bacon and eggs....i do want to see a smile on your face......

pours a cup of coffee, and walks back to kitchen to start breakfast.......

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

But I don't think the picture of ELLIE as a "boxing round" girl is gonna cheer me up any!!!:banana:

[thedrifter]

Ok.......I know this will help Cas..........

hands her her bacon and eggs with toast......

Would you like some juice with your breakfast.......

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

Smiling my ass off!!!:yes: Damn he is a hottie..
Don better hope I never see him in person!

May I have some more coffee with a shot or two, please, Rog?


Where the heck is COOK?
Is he still going commando in the pool?
Its gonna shrivel and fall off!!!:banana:

[Sparrowhawk]

Sounds good Rog, ahhh throw in a Prozac for CAS, we need a bit of excitment around here.

Looks over at CAS sitting there in her faded jeans,, some thoughts come to his mind...



Sparrowhawk Walks over to the music box and can't find a quarter in his pocket... Hehehee he is still in that Towel, so he kicks the Juke box....


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[thedrifter]

Morning Cook,

Great song........

You know how these girls are...they won't be able to keep there hands off you if you keep running around in that towel....

Here you go Cas......

Here is your breakfast Cook.......

pours himself another coffee......



Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

You guys are so good to me. I am glad I have big bros making my morning much brighter.
Thanks for the songs cook...got me dancin' already!:banana:

Was it the music or the shot?
Either way...it is a beautiful morning........:yes:

[Sparrowhawk]

Rog give the ladies, small towels.....LOl

Time for some cool drinks, something new, something I can chase down with a cold beer...

What are your favorite drinks?

I like a stinger with a beer chaser (the beer gotta be in a frosted salt rimmed glass).

Or a Cadillac Margarita, with a gran Marnier chaser, followed with a beer.



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[GrimReaper]

ROGER SURE COULD USE A NICE COOL ONE WITH A SHOT OF CROWN ROYAL.

I SEE MY OLD FRIENDS ARE STILL AROUND, GUESS I'LL BUY AROUND FOR THE HOUSE.

ROGER, DON'T FORGET TO FILL UP CHESTY'S BOWL.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken.

[thedrifter]

Well did you want a certain color for them towels.....LOL....

sets up the bar with the drinks......

passes out the drinks......

fills Chestys bowl with beer.....

I believe it is going to be a interesting evening tonight...everyone wearing towels....and they should be wet to cling to the body more......LOL.......

Sempers,

Roger

[Sophora]

Walks in with a large beachtowel wrapped around toga style and tied at the waiste with a rope.

I'll have a Diet soda tonight...

[thedrifter]

Walks in......and see that Sophora is sleeping by the pool....

puts the coffee on
opens up a beer and puts it in Chestys bowl....

Chesty comes running in from the Sophora side....
Oh, you sure know when you are getting your beer don't you....

puts out donuts on the bar......
opens the windows....nice breeze out today....

pours a cup of coffee.....I'll sit for a bit and wait for the other folks to wake up and get in here.....

Sempers,

Roger

[mrbsox]

steps in... eyes adjust to the LACK of smoke filled air...

nice breeze in here !! rubs eyes...

"Nice place you got here, how deep is the pool?"

lays dollar on bar... "Coffee please" :bunny:

[mrbsox]

With his hands firmly grasping what some say to be the nectre of the Gods, it's hot steaming aroma fills the waiting nostrils. The vapors of life itself enters the minds sleepy corners, shouting

WAKE UP YOU FKUCING MAGGOTS :eek:

"Hey barkeep, that doll over there by the pool, is she a permanent fixture, or a left over from last night ??

... as the memories are stirred to life, croggy neurons remember some of the best coffee....

came from a steel pot. Had to strain the grounds with your teeth, but at 0:dark30, and 25degrees, DANM good coffee !!!!

[thedrifter]

Great to see you........

Hands mrbsox a cup of coffee......

the pool ranges from 3 to 8 feet.....we made it that all enjoy the pool.....With this heat the past few weeks the pool is the hit of the bar......

You'll just have to watch Cook....he likes to swim in the nude.....he doesn't like speedo's......LOL......

pours Chesty more beer in his bowl......

takes a cup of coffee for himself.......

Sempers,

Roger

[mrbsox]

NAhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Mrs. Howell :thumbup:

Older wimmin:

don't swell

don't tell

and gratefull as hell :banana: :banana:

[thedrifter]

We are always having women running around this place.....and they don't like leaving.......LOL.......
After a good Marine Bash.....we have bodies sleeping everywhere......
Sgt T has been know to slept on top of the ceiling fan.....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

http://www.hawaiiantropicgirls.com/images/models/htintl2002/denise_garcia_port.jpg

Miss San Antonio,Texas

[thedrifter]

mrbsox.....to be fair we do invite a few of what the ladies like to.......
takes a cold one for himself.........

Sempers,

Roger

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[CAS3]

No thanks Rog...I prefer Ralph Lauren and boat shoes!!!

How is everyone this afternoon?

I stayed up late watching Houston loose to the Giants!!
Yeah, I am a chick who loves football...not just because of the tight pants!!


I can use a beer.
It is going to be a long day and night.

:rolleyes:

[chado]

It's good to see everyone today....Looks like everyone had a good time last night.
I'll think I'll grab a beer. I think ol Mr. Murphy is
going to be here today.

Semper Fi

[chado]

It was kind of a lousy day here, I think it's time for a beer...nah...
better make it a shot.....nah....better make it a double...yeah, that sounds a bit better. Kinda quiet here today... I think I'll go relax by the pool.

Semper Fi

[SGT T]

I WILL NOT BE POSTING VERY OFTEN ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO BE INSTALLING SOME NEW FIREWALLS THAT BLOCK UNOFFICIAL WEB SITES FOR US OUT HERE IN THE RECRUITING FIELD (I AM NOT A RECRUITER). I HAVE FOUND WAYS AROUND THE WALL BUT HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IF CAUGHT I WILL HAVE MY COMPUTER RIGHTS REVOKED. WILL KEEP YOU ALL INFORMED. SEMPER FI

[thedrifter]

Walks in to open the windows.....nice breeze....
puts on the coffee....places danishes on bar......
pours Chesty his first beer of the day in his bowl......

Sgt T.....Hate to hear this type of news...You can make some good points here on these forums and give us a good chuckle when you are having fun with the girls...

pours a cup of coffee......
Ok, Chesty I'll take you outside, the others should be coming soon......

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

Studmuffin's not going to be here much??

What are we going to do for fun now?

I'm going to need more coffee to THINK about this...

:(

[Sixguns]

With Birthday Cake!!!

[CAS3]

I spiked it!!:yes:

[CAS3]

Come out and play....


It is time to go home!!

Line up the drinks...I am on my way.:banana:

[Sparrowhawk]

Set them up, Here CAS, I'll pour you a beer.

Rog, is it Saturday , Yet?

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[Gary]

Dang almost 50 pages already, Roger I do believe this calls for a Party!!! :yes: set up the bar with drinks WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

[chado]

That just might be the best idea I've heard all day.
Let's set 'em up!!!!

[Sophora]

Have a great one kiddo **raises glass in toast**

[Sophora]

Walks in and puts on a pot of coffee. Wipes down the bar and re-stocks the beer fridge. Clears away the emptys and takes out the trash. Grabs a cup of morning brew and wanders out to the pool to enjoy a quiet moment. Pours Chesty a beer and gives him a doggie bone. Sits under the umbrella and sips the coffee. Pats Chesty on the head.

It's gonna be a nice day :)

[Sparrowhawk]

Sparowhawk walks in, pours himself a cup of hot coffee, pours in a shot of strong Kentucky Whisky, ahh great.

He walks over to where Sophora is sitting, sits down, Looks at her sitting there and in his imitation of Joey's voice from "Friends," says....

<b>How, you doing?</b>

[thedrifter]

Walks in and pours a cup of coffee......
looks around and sees Sophora has cleaned up...
see's Cook sitting and laughing at something Sophora has said....
see Chesty's bowl is empty again....Dog I sometimes wonder how you stand up....LOL...

opens the windows again....another great breeze today....
walks over to sit by Cook and Sophora....
What's going on....and has anyone seen Cas, and LL...today...

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

It is a wonderful day in the Nations Capitol.
Beautiful breeze and the park workers just pine-soled the park.

I have had a headache for three days and I feel aweful. Went home around 1:30 yesterday and crashed. Hope Bruce isn't too ****ed at me.

Got any homemade cures under the bar Rog?

[chado]

Walks in, pours a cup of coffee, good to see everyone today.
Anyone hungry?
I think I'm gonna make some breakfast.
Yes Chesty, I'll make you some too. :)

[GrimReaper]

WHERE IS EVERYONE????????? WE CANNOT HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT MARINES WHO ARE READY.

WELL LET'S SEE: CAS HAS A HEADACHE(WOMEN ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THEM). CHADO IS DRINKING COFFEE.

WELL ROGER AND CHESTY IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL JUST HAVE TO BE THE 3 OF US PARTYING.

SURE COULD USE A NICE COLD ONE WITH A DOUBLE SHOT OF CROWN ROYAL. DRINKS ARE ON ME. DON'T FORGET TO FILL UP CHESTY'S BOWL.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken.

[thedrifter]

Well it nice to see everyone starting to get alive around here....

starts pouring the drinks for all......
Yea we need a party around here...it's been to quiet since we don't see Gary that much.....
pours Chesty a drink.........
We are approuching the 50 page....so Gary said we should throw a party.......HMMMMM....we need to come up with a theme.......

Shaffer did request us to put a jacuzzi in here last night...
I'll have to run it through Gary, but I see no problem with that.....does anyone.....??????

Sempers,

Roger

[CAS3]

As long as there is a height requirement ,my vote is yes...
We don't need any little people drowning around here.

HEE HEE HEE

Since it is about time to leave, I will have a Bacardi Silver Rog.

It is chilly today and that Jacuzzi is starting to look better and better.:yes:

[Sophora]

ahhh that feels great. I think I'll just float here for awhile..Gary should get some of those floaty tables so I can have my beer nearby. Few more hours and I get to go home. Roger have a couple cold ones ready for me

woohoo! page 50!! do I get a prize. :yes:

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by CAS3
It is a wonderful day in the Nations Capitol.
Beautiful breeze and the park workers just pine-soled the park.

I have had a headache for three days and I feel aweful. Went home around 1:30 yesterday and crashed.


You're suppose to wait until you're married to say that! LOL

[chado]

Walks in, grabs a beer,...refills Chestys bowl....
Better wash that beer down with a shot.
I think I'm gonna tie one on tonight..
Hey Roger, let me get you one too. You
look like you might need one. We'd better make it a double

[Sixguns]

Nothing like standing in formation for more than an hour and a half to make you thirsty!!! Keep 'em coming. I am totally dehydrated.

[Sophora]

Sophora dives into the pool. A tidal wave rushes to the far end and engulfs Sixguns.

"that should help with your dehydration" :) :banana:

Climbs outta the pool and grabs a rum and coke. Yo ho ho.

[CAS3]

Get the heck out of that rack...
Why am I the only one awake..
O YEAH I made a cure for that headache and passed out for ten hours!

I'll put the coffee on. Strong today. Maybe a cappuccino machine would bring some class to this joint.
How is the voting going on the jacuzzi?

Sgt T get your butt in here. Since you put in the horseshoe pit...we may have some more work for you!!;)

So, are we having a party tonight?:banana:

[thedrifter]

walks in and smells that the coffee is on.....what a sweet smell to walk into....thanks Cas.......

pours the coffee....
pours Chesty a beer.......

Cas I see no problem with a jacuzzi......
I have been looking at plans do you appove of this....
I think this should house a few Marines.........

Sempers

Roger


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[SGT T]

WHAT WORK DO YOU HAVE ME CAS OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MRS. CAS..HAHAH JUST KIDDING. WELL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO AND I WILL DO IT....IT WILL BE MY WEDDING GIFT FOR YOU. ALSO I WOULD LIKE A TALL JAVA PLEASE.

[CAS3]

You will do anything I ask..


HMMM lets see....

Can you take off your cammies and clean the pool? I know you go commando in them!!

Can you start digging for the jacuzzi..we need electrical and plumbing....

The sooner you are done the sooner we can get in!:banana:

[SGT T]

BUT I WILL GIVE YOU FAIR WARNING I DONT GET MUCH SUN ON THE BACKSIDE SO IT CAN GLOW LIKE HALOGEN. WORK WORK WORK...ALL I DO IS WORK AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN FOR IT................................

[CAS3]

Rog can find something for you!!

ITS FRIDAY>>>NO WORK>>>LETS PLAY>>


LINE THAT BAR UP.....:yes:

PARTY

:banana:
SGT T you can start wok Monday morning.

[Sparrowhawk]

Bring me a Throat-Burning, Gut-Searing, Toe-Curling, Flaming Dead Man's Rum!!!!!

[CAS3]

will be tending bar I guess I can learn here...
What the hell is that Sparrow?

[CAS3]

Looks Like I have poured one too many and drinking alone!!

Somebody gotta get me a designated driver....

[SGT T]

Subject: the juggler

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles
north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why
he
was
> speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and


he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to
be late.
>>
> The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket.
>
> The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
>
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad
car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could,


so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.


>
> While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then
went
over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy
observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door
and
asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
>
> The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, theres no
way in hell I can pass that test."