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SGT T
07-02-02, 06:13 PM
DRIFTER BROTHER YOU DA F&*%&$# MAN....HELLO LADIES HOW YOU DOIN

LongShot
07-02-02, 06:15 PM
:cool: 112 here in Phoenix. And I've been out in it all day tracking down kid on warrant. 2 for 5 today. Not bad but it sure is hot! Somebody pass me a really cold, really large beer! And keep em coming.

thedrifter
07-02-02, 06:30 PM
Roger passes LongShot and Sgt T. a cold one, then takes one for himself.....

Yea I know what you mean.....we hit a 103 and that is not the heat index yet.....and they are saying Hotter tomorrow.:eek:

Sgt T. Behave yourself....LongShot you have to watch this Marine...
We are always replacing barmaids around here....The seem to disappear after they meet him....LOL

This barmaid will keep you supplied for tonight......

Sempers,

Roger
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LongShot
07-02-02, 06:40 PM
Gonna be hard to keep an eye on Sgt. T with barmaids like that around.

LongShot down that first beer and buys a round for whoever's drinking. Who's up for a game of Pool?

Sophora
07-02-02, 08:50 PM
look at all that sun damaged skin on those barmaids.:eek: Roger you need to supply them with sunblock. How about a cold one for me..I'll be hiding under the umbrella pool side.

thedrifter
07-02-02, 09:58 PM
Roger walks out to the pool and hands Sophora a couple of cold ones. Watch out for Chesty, he likes to steal your beer. Strangest dog I have ever seen, wonder where Gary got him...............HE HE HE HE

Sophora didn't you notice Sgt T and LongShot putting that sun block on the Barmaids..........HE HE HE HE

Better go back inside and see what those two are up to......... HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

Jim C
07-03-02, 07:24 AM
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Gary
07-03-02, 08:13 AM
Dang Blasted rain :mad: takes his leathers off and hangs them up to dry, looks like I'm the first one in today ;) walks back behind the bar and pours a shoot of JD and grabs a beer out of the cooler, grabs a towel to dry off with.

thedrifter
07-03-02, 08:32 AM
Walks in a sees Gary is dripping wet.....Oh no not again......

I'll put the coffee on......but I going to get a cold one, to Hot here already......we already hit 89 and it is only 0930....

Puts beer in Chesty's bowl.......

Gary what do you want to drink........

This place needs to be cleaned up....will start doing it before it gets any Hotter.....

I will be living by the pool again...........

Sempers,

Roger
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Sparrowhawk
07-03-02, 08:46 AM
He looks rugged and worn, he’s wearing a large brim stetson, Clint Eastwood style cocked to one side. Rain pours down from the brim, as he takes off his long high plains drifter style coat off. In the background the rains continues to pour.

He spits a wad of tobacco juice out the door into the falling rain.

He throws the heavy coat on the nearest table, his shirt soaked from the pouring rain, he walks up to the bar.

“Make it a tall, hard one,” he says, to Gary.

“It’s been a long hard night…”

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CAS3
07-03-02, 11:09 AM
Look out below...

jumping for high dive...

C'mon in the water is cool!

Gary decided to set up a mini bar outside so we don't have to get the floor all wet!


I am out of work..Everyone have a safe and happy 4th. See ya soon.

GrimReaper
07-03-02, 11:16 AM
GRIM REAPER WALKS IN LOOKING LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER. SURE COULD USE A LARGE COLD ONE. BETTER MAKE THAT A COUPLE. HAD A HELL OF A NIGHT.

I SEE MY OLD FRIEND SPARROWHAWK IS IN HERE, GARY SENT ONE OVER TO HIM AND GET ONE FOR YOURSELF ON ME.

PLACE SURE LOOKS GREAT SINCE YOU RE-OPENED.

YOU AND DRIFTER DOING A GOOD JOB OF KEEPING THIS PLACE GOING.

THE GRIM REAPER HAS SPOKEN

Gary
07-03-02, 11:43 AM
maybe I should hang my leathers up outside to dry, grabs his chaps and leather jacket and hangs them on a tree limb, Sparrow it looks like you got caught in the same rain storm as I did, mixes him up a good stiff drinkhere this'll put the starch back in your p*cker :D grabs a couple of beers out of the cooler for GrimReaper, here ya go, mixes up a pitcher of Margaritas for Cas and grabs a couple more beers for himself and Roger, pours some beer in Chestys bowl :)

SGT T
07-03-02, 11:54 AM
CAS AND LL WERE GOING TO BRING SOME SAND TO PUT DOWN TI MAKE THE POOL AREA LOOK LIKE THE BEACH BUT THE RAN INTO SOME TROUBLE



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Sparrowhawk
07-03-02, 11:55 AM
As the weather clears in comes a blonde

she has a long slender body, short blonde hair, nice tan legs.


Her eyes a pitch black, round, she has a wide mouth.


She doesn't say anything as she slowly strolls toward the bar and eyes the GrimReaper's beer.



She leans her head over and sticks her long tongue in his drink....


Drinks it that way, till its all gone.


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thedrifter
07-03-02, 12:22 PM
S..P...L...A...S....H.....

Who took my lounge chair......Looks over the other side of the pool and sees Chesty lounging in my lounge...

Gary I do believe that is hanging around us a little to long...
Next we will see Chesty bringing his own girlfriends over for a swim...

Gary I need a cold one Gary....It's to HOT...we are at 101 and still climbing......Wipes sweat off far head....

I'll make lobster later for the evening crowd.....

Now I'm going to try and get Chesty out of my chair.......

Sempers,

Roger
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Gary
07-03-02, 12:39 PM
everyone, you kmow Roger I think you're right about Chesty, the way he acts, you'd think he owned this bar :D reaches into the cooler and hands Roger a cold beer, hmmmmm I better start getting the fire works set up for tonight, I just hope I don't blow myself up in the process ;) :D grabs a beer out of the cooler and walks out to the field out back, starts setting up the pyrotecnics for the fire works show

thedrifter
07-03-02, 01:25 PM
If I stay out in the sun any longer I'm going to be cooked meat here.....Well we hit so far 104......
Tips chair over in the pool.....Gary I think that everyone is in the pool....all I see is bodies.....and Chesty......

Gary I sure can use a cold one......

Well I better get ready for the dinner crowd....

Sempers,

Roger


WARNING..............................LL........... ......FOR HER STUDENTS........

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Gary
07-03-02, 01:34 PM
goll darn it Chesty! that ain't no chew toy you got there ;) that's the main switch for setting off the fireworks, Chesty stop and waits for me, just as get to him he takes off again, Roger!! head him off he's headed right for you :rolleyes:

LongShot
07-03-02, 02:03 PM
...LongShot pulls out the beggin strips, Chesty says "It's Bacon!" and is under control for the time being. LongShots hands Gary the switch for the fireworks and opens a cold one.

Watch out in the pool, cannonball on the way!

Gary
07-03-02, 02:56 PM
glares at Chesty as he walks back to the fireworks, whewwww! ok that's done fireorks are all set to go, that is if Chesty leaves them alone till then ;) walks back to the pool, grabs a beer and then jumps into the pool, oooops almost forgot about you Roger, climbs back and grabs a beer for Roger

thedrifter
07-03-02, 03:19 PM
Walk back toward the pool from the BBQ pit.....

The lobster is done and the corn in the cob....

Walks in to get the salads and places them on the table...

Chesty I see you weren't fast enough for LongShot...HE..HE..HE..

Well I'm Hot and I'm jumping in the pool again...
S...P...L...A...S...H...

I see the guess are arriving Gary.....
We keep the fireworks out in this heat they will be going up by themselves.........

Sempers,

Roger

WARNING .....................LL................NOT FOR YOUR STUDENTS.......

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Jim C
07-04-02, 07:41 AM
(If pix does not show...right button click....then click Show Pix)

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:D

Jim C
07-05-02, 06:17 AM
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Gary
07-05-02, 07:50 AM
I tryed the right click thing still didn't work :(

thedrifter
07-05-02, 09:13 AM
Hmmm....coffee is on.........Gary is somewhere around.......

Well I see the party continued in the wee-hours again....

This place needs to be cleaned up...........

Well I know everyone enjoyed there 4th.........

Chesty go find Gary..............We have to teach that dog how to clean up this place.............

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-05-02, 09:30 AM
alright, alright, already Chesty, pulls his pants leg out of his mouth :D morning Roger, walks over to the coffee maker and pours himself a cup, yup had a great 4th of July and all the fireworks went off without a hitch :D

GrimReaper
07-05-02, 01:09 PM
You Marines sure know how to party. Enjoyed myself so much didn't go to work last night. Could sure use a cup of coffee, put a double shot of Crown Royal in it.

Gary and Roger, know how you can get a working party to clean up this place every morning: JUST TELL WHO DOESN'T VOLUNTEER THAT THEY WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO THE GRIM REAPER

Now that Chesty is my kind of dog, give him a beer on me and Gary and Roger have one on me too.

The Grim Reaper Has Spoken

Sophora
07-05-02, 02:24 PM
and sweeps the room with a glance. There I did my part of cleaning ;) Whew! that was hard work..can I get a shot of Glenlivet Gary..gotta toast my dying Blazer.

wrbones
07-05-02, 03:46 PM
you know who comes out on top when we tangle. JD on the rocks and leave me the **** alone.

wrbones
07-05-02, 04:14 PM
and keep 'em coming.

wrbones
07-05-02, 04:46 PM
...and sitting at the bar. Keep this damn glass full. So yeah, I'm an ass hole today. (throws a fifty on the counter) When that gets to forty, give me a holler. Ten is yers.

Shaffer
07-05-02, 09:59 PM
Belly up to the bar. Over 400 members AND the picture attachments are working. I know wrbones will be very excited. I think I found a pic of you in action ;)

SF

Jerry

thedrifter
07-05-02, 10:38 PM
Jerry I got a bottle of Yuengling for you. Now let the party begin.
BBQ started, cooler filled up and pool is ready.

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-06-02, 12:28 AM
What can I say, brother, I know you busted your butt on this. Thank you, Marine. Well done! Screw the beer, he deserves something a bit better. A bottle of congnac for the man.

USMC0311
07-06-02, 12:40 AM
Your Fire Team Is Ready

Jim C
07-06-02, 07:20 AM
below the first attempt...."I wish these were brains.

Can I get a cup of coffee...............a little too early for a brew.

Jim

thedrifter
07-06-02, 08:33 AM
Roger walks into the bar. Places donuts down and starts up the coffee pot. Looks aroound an sees a few bodies around the pool table. Looks outside and sees Cas by the pool.

Checks cooler to make sure it is well stocked for the party today.
starts up the BBQ, Surf and Turf sounds good for the party today.

Bones, I have a bottle of JD reserved for Jerry today, he sure did a hell of a job on this site.

Roger passes Jim C a large cup of coffee, think I'll join you. Pours a cup and adds a shot of Jd into it.

I see our Barmaids are arriving early for a change.

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-06-02, 09:29 AM
put a shot or two next my my cup o joe would ya. That dog climbed into my mouth. Gotta wash him out. Saw some fresh meat out by the pool. Might want to let them know...ah, hell, they'll find out.

Gary
07-08-02, 07:53 AM
Roar Roar Rumble parks his Harley and climbs off, takes his shades off and looks around, Hmmmm lots of cars and trucks in the lot today, must have been a good weekend :D , walks inside and see's body's sprawled out every where, shakes his head as he makes his way to the coffee maker, yup must have been a hell of a weekend, pours himself a cup of coffee and sits down at the bar, slides Sgt T down so that he has a place to set his coffee ;) :D

SGT T
07-08-02, 09:12 AM
OH HEY GARY SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN I GET A LITTLE TIPSY I TEND TO SLEEP ANYWHERE....HEY ARE CAS AND LL STILL RUNNING AROUND WITH MY SKIVVIES..........POUR ME A NICE BIG CUP OF JAVA PLEASE SIR...:confused:

CAS3
07-08-02, 09:24 AM
Hope everyone enjoyed their long weekend.
I SURE DID!!
I found myself in foreign places! (or was that positions);)


Sgt T I left your skivvies flying over the barracks this morning. Next time, let us have the ones without the skid marks!!
:D

I need a boost this morning..BACARDI SILVER please and keep 'em coming Gary..Its gonna be hot again!;)

SGT T
07-08-02, 09:37 AM
IT WAS FOREGIN POSITIONS...REMEBER WE WERE DOING THE WHEELBARRELL, THE ONE HUMPED CAMEL AND ALL THOSE OTHERS...THINK IT WAS 115 POSTITIONS TOTAL.......LMAO ABOUT THE SKID MARKS...THEY WERENT THERE UNTIL YOU PUT THEM ON;)

Shaffer
07-08-02, 09:41 AM
Gary,

Make sure you charge CAS3. She is Irish and is known to tip back a pint or 10 at a time. Don't give her to many rounds on the house or you'll bankrupt the Shute. LMAO

But seeing as though I am here, get her a shot of Jamison's Irish Whiskey and a JD for me please.

Semper Fi,

Jerry

thedrifter
07-08-02, 09:45 AM
Walks in sees he is late.........Sorry I slept in........
Needed to relax a little before I started my day.........

Gary, shoot me down some java and the JD......it;s going to be another hot one here again.........

Sgt T.......I don't understand how the girls got your skivvies....but that should be a good story to hear......

Cas i'm staying away from that remark, because I know I will get into trouble....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

CAS3
07-08-02, 09:48 AM
Is it pick on Colleen day?

Thanks for the shots Jerry...
GARY knows I stock the bar when I can! And I unstock it just as quickly!

Hey Mike...they were not from me! I do not leave marks!!


ROG...can you help me out today??

CAS3
07-08-02, 09:53 AM
I think you are the one trying to get free beer...:p

thedrifter
07-08-02, 10:05 AM
I will always help you out when I can..........LOL

Gary I'm going to the pool to relax now...........

Sempers,

Roger

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SGT T
07-08-02, 10:13 AM
SHE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY:D

Gary
07-08-02, 10:14 AM
I see all my sleeping beauties, are waking from their naps ;) walks back behind the bar and mixes everyone their drinks and hands them to them, a pair of skivies on the flag pole? walks over to the window and looks out, hell I thought someone was sending out a distress call, with a white and pink pokadot rag :D :D

CAS3
07-08-02, 11:21 AM
Man it is so hot here...I could use a few ICE COLD ones!
Plus, I have been so busy...heeheehee...

CAS3
07-08-02, 11:24 AM
Don't stay out by the pool too long!!!

Gary
07-08-02, 11:45 AM
grabs a couple cold ones out of the cooler and hands them to her, yes I see that you've been busy hehehehe :D give em hell Cas, so when can we expect to see your picture in the Rogues gallery?

thedrifter
07-08-02, 12:13 PM
Well I see my sis has her war paint on......LOL.......
You Go Sis............

Sorry Cas I don't burn......it's in the blood........

Sgt T....that girl is to modest to turn around for you......LOL

Gary you need to sit down and relax for awhile....you have been jumping all morning..........

Chesty...go get Gary and I a cold one.......

Chesty looks up with a funny look in his eyes....

Gary we need to train that dog to do some work around here, since he drinks up the beer around here.......

Sempers,

Roger

USMC0311
07-08-02, 01:37 PM
Got This from a Lady Friend of Mine.."TY Sweetie..U 2 Cool."

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LadyLeatherneck
07-08-02, 03:01 PM
Looks like you all have been having fun with attaching images...
sorry I've been away looks like I've missed alot of the fun....
caught a picture of my babe Josh..thanks Big Bro :D
Well all I can say is that I'M BAAAAAACK!!

Gary
07-08-02, 03:04 PM
now if only I get it in contract form, I'd have my G/F sign it :D that deserves a beerhttp://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/beer.gif

thedrifter
07-08-02, 03:15 PM
Hey it's great to see you Lil Sis.........always try to keep my sisters, happy......

Ok Gary, I'm ready to party now.......end of the day.........

Joe I don't know if you are ready for that perfect woman.....but you tell me when you find her ...LOL

It hot and I need to cool down.........Gary a cold one........

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-08-02, 03:16 PM
How's it going? Nice poster. Roger told me Miss Ellie is like that...least that's what he says. Give me a JD and coke would ya please? Hello LL. Where ya been hiding, lately? Brought a couple a life guards to try out, Gary. They're out by the pool. How's everyone doing?

SGT T
07-08-02, 03:48 PM
GARY LOOKS LIKE A WAR IS BREWIN SO LINE ME UP A COUPLE OF SHOTS AND TWO BEERS I NEED MY FIGHTIN JUICE IN ME....

wrbones
07-08-02, 04:07 PM
This is some kinda fun! I can see how a feller could derive a whole lot of pleasure and satisfaction from doing this! Here's a twenty,if Sparrowhawk show up, set him up with a couple a martinis, would ya Gary. Oh, by the way keep yer pot handy, the girls are stirred up for some reason......

Gary
07-08-02, 04:16 PM
grabs a couple beers out of the cooler for himself and Roger, heck Sgt T that ain't no storm brewing that be a full blow hurrican headed this way :D mixes him a couple strong drinks and hands them to him, yup Roger it's hot out there alright, even Chesty won't go outside in this heat pours a beer into Chesty bowl and he slurps it up.

Gary
07-09-02, 07:33 AM
shuts down the Harley and climbs off, Whewwww!!! well at least the place is still in one piece :D I see the troops have their fighting holes dug and a few bunkers in place :D walks inside and puts his helmut and flack jacket on just in case there a few short rounds from the war (Huge Grin) walks over and pours himself a cup of coffee and adds some JD.

thedrifter
07-09-02, 07:57 AM
Walks in.....looks around.......looks like everyone must be still in there holes yet Gary........HE...HE...HE....

With all the foxholes around we will need a compass and map soon to get to the door.......;) :D

Well I take a cup of coffee for now before the heat arrives again...

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-09-02, 08:07 AM
pours him a cup of coffee, you want some JD in that? ;) hey I was just looking at our page count, we got to start planning the 25 page party, the way this thread is growing it won't be long before we reach 25 pages again, maybe we even get everybody to call a cease fire for a couple days hands him his coffee.

thedrifter
07-09-02, 09:06 AM
This is great a good way to party...and this is in least than 3 weeks.......and we are almost at page 25..

Come on guys.....I'm thirsty...........

Gary we will have to watch Chesty and his friends a little more.......Look what I caught them doing....

A cold one before Chesty gets them all....;)

Sempers,

Roger

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wrbones
07-09-02, 09:36 AM
Says she likes Marines. Must be the uniform, huh? Coffee for me, with a shot of cold JD on the side, if you please, Gary.

Gary
07-09-02, 09:50 AM
who brought the dang blasted cat :mad: hahahaha I was wondering why the beer was going so fast, now I know Roger :D guess we'll just have to lock the cooler when we're not back here, the guys out in the fighting holes better be carefull too Chesty likes to bury things and he ain't too purticular about what it is either ;) pours some JD in a coffee cup and hands it to wrbones, here ya go, soooo how goes the battle so far bones?

wrbones
07-09-02, 10:18 AM
( Taking a sip of coffee, and then slamming the JD) Battle's going alright, but it's early, yet. They're whipped, just don't know it. Heard a Marine slamming other Marines. Read him from the book. Hope it sticks. Hate to see fellers go to CCP! LOL Well, (drinking the rest of the coffee) Got things to do. Check you guys later.

Gary
07-09-02, 10:40 AM
I read that post too wrbones, I hope that Marine got the hint, I'd hate to see anyone get booted off the site, but if his behavior persists in that manner, that could happen, we're just not gonna put up with that Cr@p here like they do at Mil.com, ill catch ya later Bro, good luck in the battle and keep your head down ;) :D

SGT T
07-09-02, 11:35 AM
I AM WINDED AND HURTING FROM THE LOW BLOWS OF THOSE WOMEN. LINE ME UP SOME POWER JUICE

CAS3
07-09-02, 11:48 AM
Line em up Gary...I am buying..

I have taken a break from work today which means I am not going to pick on the males! SGT T you have a 24 hour reprieve. Take R&R....but come back rested!


Tonights mega milllion is up to 110 million!!!!!!!!!!!

SGT T
07-09-02, 12:02 PM
IF I EMAIL YOU SOMETHING DO YOU THINK YOU CAN POST IT FOR ME...IT IS PG13 BUT I DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE IT FIT FOR THE POST

Gary
07-09-02, 12:05 PM
Cuervo 1898 Gold Tequila, starts pouring shots for everyone, hands the first two to Cas and Sgt T :D I know that you two don't need any training wheels hehehehehe you look a little ragged there Sgt T ;) bottoms up everyone Cheers!!! does two shoots right in a row.

thedrifter
07-09-02, 12:31 PM
Well I see we are all running around and Hey really working...;) :D

This is too much for me Gary....
You better start lining them up for me.........

Nice to see you Cas and Sgt T.....

Well maybe we all should start thing what to do for the party when we make the 25th page.....

Has anybody seen Sophora.....Sophora where are....

I'm going to sit for a spell.....

Sempers,

Roger

SGT T
07-09-02, 01:07 PM
HEY FELLAS SINCE WE ARE ALWAYS HANGING OUT BY THE POOL WHY NOT PUT A FLOATING BAR IN THE POOL. IT WILL KEEP EVERYBODY FROM DRIPPING ALL OVER THE FLOOR INSIDE THE SHUTE AND THERE WILL BE LESS TRASH IN THE SHUTE...LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK:cool:

Gary
07-09-02, 01:29 PM
yeah go a head and e-mail it to me and I'll see if I can put it up, hmmmm floating bar eh? what a novel idea, hey Roger why didn't we think of that :D puts a six pack ina floating cooler and floats it out to Roger there ya go buddie, relax for a while :)

SGT T
07-09-02, 01:34 PM
I WOULD LOVE TO BUT MY COMPUTER IS ACTING CRAZY...IF I GET IT UP TO SPEED I WILL SEND IT.

thedrifter
07-09-02, 01:53 PM
It to quiet around here......Where did everyone go........

Well I guess I start the dinner on BBQ.......Let's see what we have in the refrig.....HMMMMMM

We have turkey in here.........That sounds good.....with bake potatoes and veggie's......now for dessert.....some pumpkin pies........

Gary where is the whip cream.........or should I be asking the girls where it is.........;) :D

Hands Gary a cold one...pours Chesty some in his bowl....Now that tastes great........

Walks back to start the BBQ.........

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-09-02, 02:35 PM
complaining about the heat and there he goes to BBQ, now that's a hardcharger :D geeze in this heat I would have just made some sandwiches, hears a grunt behind him, turns around and see's Chesty with something in his mouth, Chesty! what the H6ll are you chewing on now? A Cue Ball!!!?? dang Dog you'll eat anything won't ya ;) alright spit it out right now!!! PTTTTUUUIIIYYY!! whoa!!! not at me Dang it, Duck!!! incoming :rolleyes:

wrbones
07-09-02, 03:24 PM
( Walking in carrying a large portfolio) Folks be in and out all day. Time for something cold...Got a JD and Coke with my name on it somewhere? Saw a lady in a painting. Guy said it was a classic. Picked it up just for the Slop Chute. Think it'll work in the head? or maybe over the pool table'd be better?

thedrifter
07-09-02, 03:57 PM
Walks in with the food......turkey......baked potatoes......veggies.......places them down...........

Bones......the pic we can put in the mens head......When that pic starts to look good to the men they will know they are drunk...LMAO........

Well I'm hot and thirsty so I'm diving in the pool......
S..P....L....A...S.....H........

Who give me a ten for that dive.......HE......HE......HE.....

Gary pass me a cold one.......

Sempers,

Roger

SGT T
07-09-02, 04:12 PM
CANNON BALL




SPLASH

Gary
07-09-02, 04:18 PM
for that Belly Flop? ya got to be kidding Roger, Chesty could do better than that ;) hehehehehehe, food looks great, as soon as I'm done serving everyone their drinks I'm digging in, hands wrbones a tall JD coke, reaches into the cooler and hands Roger a beer, pours a bottle into Chestys bowl.

Gary
07-10-02, 07:30 AM
climbs off the Harley and looks up at the sky, shakes fist at it and laughs, hahahahaha, I beat ya this time, just as the rain starts to fall :D hope the troops brought their ponchos today, gonna get mighty wet in those fighting holes :p walks inside and pours a shot of JD into his coffee cup and waits for the others.

CAS3
07-10-02, 08:22 AM
Hi Gary bagood job getetin in bebafore the rain...
Where the baheck is everyone?? I am balonely...Roger do you remember that cure for hiccUPS..Cant baseem to stop!!

Sparrowhawk
07-10-02, 08:30 AM
Sparrowhawk walks in, see Cas over in the corner standing on her head trying to get rid of hic-up. Walks by as her skirt falls down over her head.

"Nice color thongs," he says as Gary pours him a cup of dark, hard black cofee.

"Good, just the way I like it," he says, as he eyes Cas and spits a wad of chewing tobacco into the Spittoon.

Gary's, not sure if Sparrowhawk meant the coffee or the thongs.

The sound of the tobacco spit vibrates throughout the almost empty room. It shakes Cas up and her hic-ups stop.

"want some," he asks CAS

thedrifter
07-10-02, 08:35 AM
Walks in sees Gary putting up a few tents by the pool.....

Chesty running after a cat who wanted a drink from his bowl....

Cas, with a bad case of the hipcups,......

Cook, demanding to have his coffee......

Cas I usually find something I enjoy to do, to take my mind off the hipcups....or you can try to have a few drinks.....

Walks over to hand Cook his coffee, pours one for himself....
Gary do you need any help........HE..HE..HE..
Getting ready for the rain Gary.......

Sempers,

Roger

Sparrowhawk
07-10-02, 08:43 AM
That's second day in a row, a red head shows up at the beginning of my day.

Humm, and wearing black nylons as well... now we're talking..

Rog care to introduce me to your friend?

SGT T
07-10-02, 08:50 AM
YOU GUYS MIND KEEPING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT PLEASE....MY HEAD IS RINGING LIKE A RUSSIAN TANK THAT HAS BEEN BOMBED...............GOT ANY ASPRIN AROUND HERE......:confused:

CAS3
07-10-02, 08:52 AM
No thanks Sparrowhawk...I have bad habits, dippin is not one of them!;)


Rog I took your advise...something I like to do...sure you didn't say someone!!

Hee hee hee. Anyone see where SGT T went.....:D

Gary, did I leave any BACARDI SILVERS around after last night?


What ya cooking for lunch today? How bout Ribs?

Sixguns
07-10-02, 10:02 AM
Don't get me started on CAS's affection for the "other white meat"!!!

It is no surprise that she would make the recent post. Her infatuation with meat is mind boggling! But then again, this comes from a woman who actually believed "hide the salami" was a party game.



Sixguns

CAS3
07-10-02, 10:05 AM
ROFLMAO
YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!!!!!


Look I found your next birthday gift...

CAS3
07-10-02, 10:07 AM
HEE HEE HEE..
I think I will get you the blue ones...

CAS3
07-10-02, 10:10 AM
you would like pink(wishful thinking)!!:p

Sixguns
07-10-02, 11:09 AM
I already have a pair.

I thought you wore yours on your belt at the middle of your back!! I would hate for you do give up your set and the enjoyment they bring you.

Sixguns

wrbones
07-10-02, 12:52 PM
(I don't wear a watch, so I never know what time it is) Anyone around here got a drink....something like a cold shot of JD to go next to my coffee. I got some thinkin to do, and then gotta go play with the ladies! Can't a man drink in peace? CAS and SixGuns taake it outside. I know there's a pool out there somewhere, or do ya need a cold shower instead? Gary... where's the hose......

thedrifter
07-11-02, 07:33 AM
Walks in......looks around......see's that the place needs a little cleanning.....

Puts the coffee on........for Gary......

Places food and beer in Chesty's bowls.........

Takes the broom and starts cleanning up........

Everyone is getting a little lazy around here....all I see is people sleeping all over......

Let's crank up the music to see if I can get everyone moving again........;) :D

Sempers,

Roger

CAS3
07-11-02, 07:53 AM
Let me help ya police the area...DAMN who was in the head last...P U

(THAT WAS FOR DON)

Anyway, coffee smells great. Is it ready? I could use a tall double cap!!
I know better than to try to order that HERE!

;)
Just give me the regular with a little JD...

Who's gonna wake up Gary this morning?

thedrifter
07-11-02, 08:10 AM
Here you go Cas..........slides down Cas's drink........

Gary is awake........He is pulling his hair out at this time...

Sent out a search party for him yesterday, since I did not see him yesterday afternoon.........

Found him.........trying to help him to get on board again....

HELP..........HELP.............

He is having troubles............

Chesty still waiting for Gary at the door, with a sad look on his face.........

Sempers,

Roger

SGT T
07-11-02, 09:49 AM
I NEED A BEER.....NEED ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES....MUST HAVE BEER........NEED SEMI NUDED WOMEN..MUST HAVE A SEMI NUDE WOMAN

wrbones
07-11-02, 10:04 AM
Cup o joe and a shot, if ya would, Drifter. Semi-nude wimmin.....Thought I saw one around here.....

Gary
07-11-02, 10:26 AM
ROARS INTO THE PARKING LOT on his Harley hops off and runs in to the Slop Shute, Dang somebody give me a beer :D catches Chesty in midair as he jumps up on him, hey buddie how ya beendid ya miss me, scratches him behind the ears.

thedrifter
07-11-02, 10:59 AM
Welcome Back Gary...........

I see Chesty missed you.....and I do have to say Cas noticed you weren't around either......

Sgt T.....I do see that bones provided you with your Wake Up Call......so I guess I don't need to put one in...;) :D

Well Gary we are near the 25th page so...I will start making the food for the party that will be having here today..............

Well I'm believe we will have some ribs and steaks......

Gary can you slide down a cold one, while I decide the side dishes.......

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-11-02, 11:14 AM
Downs the beer in his hand, and reaches into the cooler and grabs a couple more, slides one down to Roger, takes another and pours it into Chestys bowl, hey thanks for watching Chesty for me while I was gone ;)

CAS3
07-11-02, 12:43 PM
Thats it...I can not take anymore of this work crap...
Set em up I am buying...

WODon
07-11-02, 01:15 PM
I was walking by and heard CAS is buying.
(As he sprays some airfreshener for CAS and sets down a case of Bacardi Silvers.)
Nice place you have here. I might have to come by more often.
This is an all hands pool right?

Gary
07-11-02, 01:25 PM
to the Slop Shute WODon, pull up a bar stool and sit awhile, Rogers out Back BBQing right now for our 25 page party, Chesty get off the nice mans leg :D Dang got to get that dog a girlfriend http://www.boundupdesigns.com/ikBB//emoticons/winkandgrin.gif what'll ya have sir? you name it we got it, got the biggest booze inventory on the internet, if you can type it we can make it :D

WODon
07-11-02, 01:33 PM
Thanks for asking. I will have a shot of Goldslager and Bacardi Silver chaser. No need for the sir, it makes me feel old.

Gary
07-11-02, 02:00 PM
pours him a shot of Goldslager and a Bacardi Silver chaser, don't mind the dog, he just wants some of your drink is all ;) pours a beer into Chestys bowl, shoot WODon age ain't nothin but a number, your only as old as you feel :) Wooo Hooo this post just might put us over the 25 page mark, got to start getting the place ready for the party :D

GrimReaper
07-11-02, 02:02 PM
HEARD THRU THE GRAPEVINE THAT CAS IS BUYING ROUNDS FOR ALL. COULD USE A COLD ONE AND A DOUBLE SHOT OF CROWN ROYAL.
I SEE YOU WERE MISSING IN ACTION FOR A DAY OR SO. GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK GARY. HAVE A COLD ONE AND SHOT ON ME.

THE GRIM REAPER HAS SPOKEN

Gary
07-11-02, 02:42 PM
WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! 25 pages time to PARTY!!!! hands him a cold beer and a double shot of Crown Royal, grabs a beer for himself, hmmmm better bring one out to Roger he's probably getting pretty thirsty out there by the BBQ, grabs a couple more beers and heads out to the BBQ, Hey Roger! how're those Ribs and Steaks coming along? hands him the beers :) :)

thedrifter
07-11-02, 03:22 PM
Thanks Gary,...........Here Chesty ....have some ribs.....

Great Grim Reaper was here.....Should had him cook by that BBQ....It's his type of weather....;) :D

Welcome WoDon...........

Places the ribs and steaks on the table.....goes and gets the mashed potatoes, chips, and corn and beans on table.....
and places strawberry short cake out for dessert........
That should be all........

Gary now set me up........I'm ready to party........

http://www.posters.com/beefcake/1348.jpg

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-11-02, 03:48 PM
grabs a couple beers out of the cooler and pours a couple shots of JD hands one each to Roger raises his shot glass, to 25 pages!! cheers http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/beer.gif

thedrifter
07-11-02, 04:03 PM
Great I have been slaving all afternoon, to make a great meal........and everyone gets lost.......
They don't appreciated me......I feel used......:eek:

Well I guess it is you, chesty and me.........and a few of the guess that have been arriving.......

Well, I'll take another cold one.......and then I jump in the pool,
I'm hurt...........:p

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-11-02, 04:15 PM
Pretty dang hot, maybe everyone is out by the pool, grabs the portable cooler and fills it with ice and beer and follows Roger and Chesty out to the pool, Chesty!! what the heck are you doing up the high dive Splash!!! the little bulldog jumps off and lands with a large splash,dang the little f**kers got more guts than I thought ;) :D

WODon
07-11-02, 07:03 PM
Love to stay and hang out but I have check out for the day. Happy 25 and see you tomorrow. I will definitely be here for 50.

thedrifter
07-11-02, 07:17 PM
Roger hands WODon a cool one, think I'll join you. Don't make yourself a stranger. We enjoyed your company and look forward to seeing you again.

Roger pours a bottle of beer into Chesty's bowl. Gary and i are definitely going to teach you to fetch us our drinks............HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

TopGunny
07-11-02, 10:53 PM
Semper Apologieez to y'all for not droppin' in for a spell!!
Things have been busy at the job site these past coupla weeks and am still trying to separate alla crap into what is considered 'intake', 'exhaust' and 'hovering'.
The work I do is really on the upswing at this time.

I could use a coupla shots of Jagermeister...CAS...is there still some left from my last visit?

If not...please place an order for a case and charge it to my account. Thanx...
Chuck :cool:

GrimReaper
07-12-02, 07:19 AM
Looks like nobody is up yet, guess I'll just have to put the coffee on.
Hope thedrifter remembers to bring the donuts.
No! Chesty to early for you to have some beer.
Guess I'll just wait until Gary and Roger show up. Could use a little company about now.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken

thedrifter
07-12-02, 07:51 AM
Walks in ......smells the coffee.......

Thanks, Grim Reaper........up a little early, or is your night activities coming to an end.........

Looks at Chesty......I don't know where Gary is......We will start looking for him.............Hand Chesty a bone........

Places boxes of donuts on the bar.......

Looks like everyone is not awake again..........I believe some folks need a wake up call here.........

Sempers,

Roger

Rat Patrol
07-12-02, 09:03 AM
Says hello to his good friend The Grim Reaper and sits down in the corner with a hot cup of coffee.

He notices no wimen in yet, walks over to the reaper and whispers something.

They both grin....



and fall on the ground laughing their heads off.

Spiderman
07-12-02, 09:09 AM
He jumps off the wall and crawls over for a hot cup of cofee.

Thank you Drifter, he waves to the Grim Reaper and Rat patrol over in the corner still laughing about what they plan to do.

He sees Sparrowhawk coming in...

hey Sparrow he says.

Sparrowhawk
07-12-02, 09:11 AM
Sparrowhawk walks in and is met by Spiderman they both crack up laughing over what Rat Patrol and the Reaper are up to.

he gets a cup of coffee good coffee he says to the Drifter

GrimReaper
07-12-02, 09:33 AM
Grim Reaper and Rat Patrol wave to Sparrowhawk, come join us.
Grim Reaper tells Sparrowhawk go easy on the donuts, heard that Shaffer is going to buy us all lunch today.
Notice that LL and Cas are hiding from us, wonder why.
I see Gary is late today, guess Roger will have to do all the bartending. Hope he has some pretty Barmaids to help him out.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken

thedrifter
07-12-02, 10:06 AM
I step out for a moment and I get a full house....

Great to see you Guys.....
I haven't seen the ladies.......Cas, LL, and Sophora it is rise and shine.............

There are always barmaids coming and going from here Gary, has made special arrangements, to keep everyone happy.......

Lines up the bar with glasses and pours everyone a drink.......
Walks over to Chesty's bowl and pours him a beer..........

I'll be out back if you need me....I know when you are all together that trouble will follow.......

Sempers,

Roger

thedrifter
07-12-02, 11:33 AM
Walks back in from the pool.........

Well I better get ready for the lunch crowd......They will be coming anytime.........

Well I see that the girls are finally moving about.......
We will see if they see the smoke signal to come over here.......

Poor Chesty....he is real quiet today since Gary isn't around....

Walks back to the kitchen to start lunch......

Sempers,

Roger

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GrimReaper
07-12-02, 12:01 PM
I still see that LL, Cas and prmama are missing in action.
Roger, I could use a cold one and double shot of Crown Royal right about now.
Poor Chesty, he sure does look lost without Gary, give him another beer on me.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken

CAS3
07-12-02, 12:46 PM
You know I only come out and play when Nick is here!

How is everyone today.
I see Sparrow is talking to himself again...gotta get a doc in here.

Thanks Rog for the pic...It brightened my day!
Where the heck is Gary...I hope he is all right..maybe he went to the pool without us or he had to go to the store to get ready for a great weekend here!
So, Shaffer is taking care of lunch today...I hope it is only a liquid lunch!! Can't trust him to cook!

thedrifter
07-12-02, 01:17 PM
Slides down the bar Grim Reapers Drink......

You are sure keeping long hours today.........I hate to see what you are planning tonight.......

Pours Chesty a beer.....Here Boy.........

Cas I knew you would understand those smoke signals.....
Glad to see you come around........

Pours a drink for himself........i need to rest for awhile before the dinner crowd gets in here.......

Pounders......I guess a need to use another signal to get LL and Sophora in here......
Hey I haven't seen Sgt T and Bones in here either........

Sempers,

Roger

GrimReaper
07-12-02, 02:02 PM
Roger I could use another cold one and shot.
Just relaxing and enjoying the day, taking the night off and spend some quality time with the Mrs. Hey Roger, give Chesty another beer, he sure is down in the dumps.
Looks like LL and Sophora are missing in action. Maybe they just don't like our company.


The Grim Reaper has Spoken

CAS3
07-12-02, 02:06 PM
I left him back at the house..I had special handcuffs made, yet I forgot to have a key made. The locksmith wants $100 and I just can't afford it...so I figure I can borrow him a little longer until I find a saw!

NEED ALCOHOL!

Rat Patrol
07-12-02, 02:22 PM
Quickly moves quietly along the floor to where she is sitting.

Spiderman quickly moves into position, this he's gotta see.

Sparrowhawk has set up the Tv to record the moment.

Rat Patrol using one of his many gadgets strapped around his muscular torso, lines up a small digital camera for an up skirt shot!

He clicks, takes the picture and on the large TV monitor over in the corner, everyone turns to look.


AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She's walked into the bar "Commando style"

ROTFLMAO



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Sparrowhawk
07-12-02, 03:19 PM
So, where's Gary, humm he disappears and so does, CAS< Ladyleatherenck and Heather!!!!!

Rog, pour me an Ice Cold Corona please!

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thedrifter
07-12-02, 03:25 PM
Slides the drinks down the bar to Cas, Grim Reaper, Spiderman, and Rat Patrol.....

Cas, I know Sgt T likes his women wild, but I never thought you.......
Sixguns has us believing you are the housewife type...LOL....

Well I do see Rat Patrol likes his women wild to.....

Grim Reaper I assume you like them hot .....

Well dinner is ready we have fish and chips......

Pour himself a drink.....
Anybody hungry.....

Sempers,

Roger

Shaffer
07-12-02, 07:40 PM
Looks like Spiderman has been in here all day! Bout time to cut him off. ;)

Well I watch the show I might as well have a Corona and a shot of JD please.

You go Spiderman!
:p

LadyLeatherneck
07-12-02, 07:45 PM
Do I see my fine looking Ben up there?!!!

Nice way to end the week...HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
EVERYONE...I'm heading out to the city that NEVER
sleeps!!!!

thedrifter
07-14-02, 01:39 PM
Walks in this fine Sunday afternoon..........

Well Spiderman........I see you were told you were cut off......
Shaffer we all get caught into Spiderman's little adventure....LMAO
and he now has you in his web...........LOL

Well Lil Sis it is great to see to do come around and visit us once in awhile...........LOL

Sets up drinks and places on the bar.........Quiet day.......
Let's see if we can get a game of darts going........

Who's In...........

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-14-02, 02:00 PM
Set 'em up on me, Drifter. JD and Coke, if you please. Turn that board around and let's play some baseball! When Sparrowhawk shows up, set him up with a Martini, would ya?

thedrifter
07-14-02, 02:21 PM
Roger slides a JD and coke to Bones, think I'll join you, grabs a cold one from the cooler and pours a shot of JD.

Roger pours some beer into Chesty's bowl. Chesty sure looks sad since Gary has been missing in action.

Bones you got BBQ duties today, what are you going to cook for dinner today???

Sure is quiet around here today. Wonder what the ladies are up to? Probably planning their attack............HE HE HE HE

Bones this Barmaid has volunteered to help you cook.

Noticed SparrowHawk is also missing in action.......HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-14-02, 02:59 PM
I'll let that little lady help me anytime, day or night! Figure we'll have prime rib with au ju, baked taters and just before I start serving I'll throw some aspargus on the grill, serve it all with some Texas Toast, butter, sour cream, and some hollandaise fer the greens. I'll keep it simple, today. Some of these fellers wouldn't know a good meal if they sat on it! LOL

Gary
07-15-02, 07:39 AM
Roar, Roar, Rumble followed by a 40 foot semi trailer, shuts down the Harley and walks inside, I hope that someone is around for a working party to unload this mother, another semi pulls in behind the first, got us enough booze and food here to last us a month :rolleyes: I hope, Hi Chesty!!! gives the little Bulldog a scratch behind the ears, looks like everyone has been taking care of you, reaches into the cooler and grabs a couple beers pours one into Chestys bowl and sits down to wait for everyone to show up so that the semi's can be unloaded, pours a couple shots for the semi drivers.

thedrifter
07-15-02, 08:18 AM
Tip toeing in, trying not to let see Gary see that he is in....

It's to early to put myself to work....LOL...

Shh Chesty, here is some more beer....

Walks quietly over to get a cup of coffee...

and think I'll hide by the pool right now....HE..HE..HE..HE...

but first will put a sign up to warn everyone Gary is looking for workers....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

Sparrowhawk
07-15-02, 08:21 AM
Sparrowhawk walks pours himself a hot cup of coffee, ahhh

That's great Coffee you make there he tells Gary.

He sees all the workk Gary has lined up for others, Ahhhhh, let me find some pvt's and pfc's for you Sparrowhawk says

Meanwhile pour a shot of tequilla into me coffee this morning Im feeling a bit onary this morning....

Humm, wonder what I'll do tday?

SGT T
07-15-02, 08:45 AM
IM BACK FROM MY LONG WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS...AND MAN DID I LOSE SOME CASH....3800 DOLLARS TOTAL...BUT BEFORE YOU CRINGE IN PAIN I LEFT THE BJ (BLACK JACK FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED INDIVIDUALS) WITH 1300 DOLLARS AND RAISED THAT TO 2200 AT THE SLOTS...ALL IN ALL I BROKE JUST ABOUT EVEN BUT MAN DID I GET DRUNK.

CAS3
07-15-02, 09:21 AM
that Shaffers' Spiderman is gay??


Good Morning all..
Need a little sumthin after this morning. Got to work at 0500 and had a hearing....DAMN VETERANS MAKE ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!(I am one too!)
SGT T you didn't mention anything about the chorus girls?;)
Hard to believe that you didn't get nun!!

Roger...get your lazy butt off the lounge chairs.
Gary...Chesty been a bad pup. I think it was because he missed you.

SGT T
07-15-02, 09:26 AM
SINCE YOU ASKED WE WENT TO A PLACE CALLED THE "NEXT STEP" IT IS ON THE OUT SKIRTS OF VEGAS....GOING NORTH...THE LADIES THERE WERE QUITE NICE...THERE WAS EVEN ONE NAMED CASSIE I CALLED HER CAS FOR SHORT...HE HE HE HE.......THEY DANCED AND SHOOK THEIR HIPS AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF TOO..ALL IN ALL IS WAS A GREAT TRIP.....GARY CAN I GET A TALL CUP OF COFFEE PLEASE..GONNA TAKE A FEW DAYS OFF FROM DRINKNING

thedrifter
07-15-02, 10:12 AM
Cas....I thought my age will cover me from not working....LOL

Cook, you see I like redheads too..I put one in the sex symbols...LOL

Sgt T...I see you had a great weekend......and you didn't invite us......that's wrong Bro.........
Cas would have done a dance for you if you asked....

Cas Shaffer was amused with that spiderman...just don't pass out that he is gay....Gary would have his house falling down...LOL

Where is Gary....I need some more coffee since he wants to put me to work......LOL

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-15-02, 10:47 AM
enough of this Jaw jacking, common people, we've got 2 semi's to unload, lets get it done before it gets too hot, takes another pull off his beer finishing it, stands up and walks outside and opens the first semi, thank god this is a refrigerated truck, starts chucking boxes of meats towards the back of the truck ;)

CAS3
07-15-02, 10:55 AM
RAW MEAT...
Do I have to? I want the other truck...
Opens the back...yahoo I found the alcohol...One for the shute, one for me...
Looks like I might be awhile fellas!

CAS3
07-15-02, 10:57 AM
two more for me.........


one more for the shute...three for me.....

UTOH!
This is not really difficult work!:D
I am really gettting the hang of unloading the truck!;)

SGT T
07-15-02, 11:18 AM
COLD ON THAT TRUCK CAUSE WE CAN SEE YOU NIPPLES CAS.......LMFAO:rolleyes:

CAS3
07-15-02, 11:20 AM
Thats not me


It's GARY!

Gary
07-15-02, 11:42 AM
it seems we have a slight problem with Cas :D for every case of booze she carrys in she drinks half of it ;) Chesty you keep an eye on her and make sure that it all makes it inside :D

SGT T
07-15-02, 11:50 AM
THATS GONNA BE HARD SINCE CAS IS GIVIN SOME TO CHESTY TOO...........:D

thedrifter
07-15-02, 11:54 AM
I just love that girl.....LOL....
You should never trust Chesty in watching Cas...they will be working together in hiding the booze......

Gary since you are using cheap labor here you better be having something good for dinner........LOL.....
Let's see what she ask for guys..........

Sgt T....we could have used some of your dancer from over the weekend to help unload some of the trucks.....Next time make sure you invite to Gary's House....

Now where did my beer get to ........

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-15-02, 12:03 PM
take a break!:) we're just about half way through, close the door and everybody inside for a drink break, looks over at Cas and Chesty snoring over on a crate of JD hehehehehehe guess they don't need to take a break :D common everyone drinks are on me, grabs one more case and walks inside.

CAS3
07-15-02, 12:10 PM
Chesty, they think we were passed out!!


Now get in the front of that truck. We are going to go hide the rest.

Yeah you can drive. I think I have had too much!;)

GrimReaper
07-15-02, 01:15 PM
Grim Reaper looks over at Cas, notice she is being sneaky about something.
Aha!!!!!!! Trying to take the truck, and getting poor Chesty involved.
Gary sure could use a cool one and shot of Crown Royal. give Chesty a beer on me and a round for everybody. I'll be out by the pool if anybody is looking for me.

The Grim Reaper has Spoken

SGT T
07-15-02, 01:16 PM
FOR THE PRIVATES

Shaffer
07-15-02, 01:21 PM
CAS (who happens to be Irish) reminds me of the Irish soldiers from the John Wayne movies Fort Apache and She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. Always diping into the liquor no matter how much trouble it got them into. My favorite part is where Captain York tells them to destroy the whiskey. Three soldiers grab a cup and gather around the barrels and one says "Men, we have a mighty big job ahead of us today"...and they start drinking.

Question...what were the names of the 3 soldiers?

SF,

Jerry

SGT T
07-15-02, 01:29 PM
CAS..LL...AND CHESTY ROTFLMFAO

CAS3
07-15-02, 01:35 PM
Jerry how can you ask us to think after all the work we have done today!

If I had to guess I would say SGT T ROG AND GARY...those three are always drinking!!

PS> WHAT TASTES JUST AS GOOD THE SECOND TIME AROUND?

Gary
07-15-02, 01:36 PM
wasn't one of them Sgt Muldoon? always over at the sutlers store, drinkin whiskey and getting into trouble :D thanks for catching those two Reaper, looks at Cas all tied up in a chair and Chesty passed out by the A/C, geeze if you hadn't caught them, there's no telling where that booze might have ended up, sets a drink down on the table just out of Cases reach http://www.boundupdesigns.com/ikBB//emoticons/winkandgrin.gif now Cas if you behave yourself when we come back in I'll untie ya and let ya have your drink, lets go people lets finish this task up and then we can really party, tonight we dine on Porterhouse steaks, checks the knots on the ropes one more time and walks back out side

thedrifter
07-15-02, 02:09 PM
Great I'm tired need to relax and sit by the pool......the heat is cooking again and I feel like I'm getting baked....LOL

Good thing Reaper caught them two....if not the house would be empty.......
Gary I did say you trained that dog to well.....and you know he has a thing for all the pretty ladies........

grabs a beer.......here Gary......I think we all need to relax after that work out.........

Sempers,

Roger

Shaffer
07-15-02, 02:26 PM
One did start with the letter "M" and he was a Sgt. Actually all three of them were Sgt's.

Hints:
Last names begin with an M, B and Q.

Shirley Temple was in the movie too, but she wasn't drinking.

SF,

Jerry

Gary
07-15-02, 02:57 PM
walks in wiping the sweat off his brow, :) man I'm glad that's done, I agree with ya Roger we do deffinately need to take a long break, starts grabing beers out of the cooler and lining them up on the bar, looks over at Cas struggling to get to her drink hahahaha, you all think I should untie her yet? or should I let her suffer a little bit more ;) hears loud snoring coming from the direction of the A/C unit, guess we don't have to worry about Chesty for a while :D thanks for the help everyone.

thedrifter
07-15-02, 03:19 PM
Ok, I'm not cooking tonight so I calling for Philly Steaks Sandwiches and Hoagies........
Who wants some..........LOL

Ok Shaffer is trying to rack my brains out here........and at a lost for now......LOL

Gary we need to have some of our friends come over to start this week on a good note a PARTY.........


This should bring out Sgt T..........

Sempers,

Roger

SGT T
07-15-02, 03:27 PM
WHERE DID SHE GO WHERE DID SHE GO WOO HOOOOOOO:cool:

thedrifter
07-15-02, 03:57 PM
See Gary.....I told you that we would smoke out Sgt T.....LOL

Pours Chesty a beer.........

This dog I think drinks as much as We do.........LOL

I think a need another cold one that I can really start relaxing.....


Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-15-02, 04:04 PM
the cooler and pulls some more beers out, hands one to Sgt T and Roger then pours 3 shots of JD, ahhhhh a fresh bottle from the new stock, hands one to Sgt T and Roger http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/beer.gif cheers fellas! walks over to Cas moves her drink an inch closer to her but still just out of reach, that'll teach you to corrupt my dog ;) Hey Roger do we still have those really long straws?

Gary
07-16-02, 08:00 AM
shuts down the Harley and walks inhttp://www.boundupdesigns.com/ikBB//emoticons/omg.gif oooops sorry about that Cas I completely forgot that I had left you tied up last night :D I suppose you're pretty thirsty right about now, quickly cuts the ropes tying her to the chair and hands her a drink, I see that Chesty made short work of the drink I left for you, picks the glass up off the floor and walks back behind the bar, grabs a couple cold beers out of the coller pours one into Chestys bowl and takes a sip out of the other.

thedrifter
07-16-02, 09:11 AM
Walks in and see Cas giving Gary the evil eye.......

Gary I would stay as far as you can from Cas today.....LOL

The coffee sure smells good today.....I sure can use one.....

Been running around since early this morning and not have had my second cup yet.......

I see that we need a wake up call Gary...Everyone is still sleeping......

Everyone is getting lazy here.....I thought we were Marines....

WAKE UP................

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-16-02, 11:46 AM
with ya there Roger, she hasn't said a word to me all morning, just sits there's sipping her drink and glaring at me ;) it's a good thing she didn't need to use the head last night, otherwise I'd really be in trouble :D I know how to cheer her up, mixes up a big batch of Margaritas and walks carefully over to where Cas is sitting and sets the pitcher down and makes a hasty retreat, there if that don't make her smile nothing will, reaches into the cooler and grabs some beers hands one to Roger and pours another into Chesty's bowl.

CAS3
07-16-02, 12:01 PM
Walking out of the head...phew what a relief! Don't go in there!! HEE HEE HEE
Can't believe you forgot about me...
Chesty and I had a few interesting conversations last night...
for the most part, the shute is pretty neat late at night.
I could hear SGT T knocking and trying to get in. (HE MISSED ME)

Gary you realize this means you are buying all week!!
;)

thedrifter
07-16-02, 12:20 PM
Walk in from the pool.......Oh I see is finally talking with you Gary....
That is a good thing you made her all them drinks.......LOL

It to hot and I don't feel liking working anymore today....
So I'm going to hide out from the boss......He will never think to look for me in here.....LOL

Now where did I put my beer at........
Looks over and see Chesty giving me a strange look....

Gary, Chesty is evil I say...evil....LOL

Gary need another cold one.......

Sempers,

Roger

Gary
07-16-02, 12:22 PM
I can't believe I forgot about you either, Forgive me? pleeeaassee :D I promise next time I tie you up I'll at least leave you a knife so you can get yourself free :p boy you must have really stunk up the head even Chesty's avoiding it and what's that weird green fog coming out of there? :D

Gary
07-16-02, 01:34 PM
I think it's time to move out to the pool for the rest of the day, too dang stuffy in here, grabs a couple beers and heads out side, climbs the high diveCANNONBALL!!!!! Splash!!

Rat Patrol
07-16-02, 01:51 PM
Honest fellows, I believed CAS was talking on the cell phone when she was in the head, so using one of my many gagets I sort of I recorded that conversation.

<B>WARNING! </B>
Genuine conservation recorded when CAS was in the head! Ha,heheheheheeee

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thedrifter
07-16-02, 02:07 PM
Walks in laughing at Rat Patrol.......just wait till she hears this....LMAO......

Gary, I cooking some shrimp up ......Does that sound good....

I'm getting a littlle hungry sitting around here........

Chesty stop chewing on that.........

Well it looks like Cas will be going around topless when she goes into the pool......LOL

Wait till Cas sees what you did...LOL

Pour Chesty some beer......

Passes Gary and Rat Patrol a cold one......then takes one for himself......

Shakes head....I don't know about Chesty..

Sempers,

Roger

thedrifter
07-16-02, 03:37 PM
Walks out toward the pool with the shrimp and fries.....
Places down on the table.......
Food is done........

Gary it has been to quiet around here today.....
Everyone must be in hiding...today....
Maybe you worked everyone too hard yesterday....LOL

Well the supplies will last a little longer than.........

Pass a cold one........

I'll be back, runs toward the pool and jumps in....

S..P..L..A...S...H...

Sempers,

Roger

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Gary
07-16-02, 03:50 PM
to tell everyone :( I wish this was a joke but it's not, I have been layed off from my job as of tomorrow so this will be the last time that I talk to any of you for a long time unless I can find a computer terminal somewhere, or I finally get my own, it's been great knowing all of you, and I wish you all well and good luck in the future, I'm gonna miss this site and allmy Brothers and Sisters :( Good Bye Everyone http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/wave.gif

Sparrowhawk
07-16-02, 04:01 PM
Wow, Gary

Real sorry to hear that.

Pray that you'll find a replacement job soon where your talents will be appreciated.

Sempers

Cook

thedrifter
07-16-02, 04:14 PM
I am sorry to hear this Gary......

We know you will back with us real soon...

Marines adapt........Be Strong......

Go to the nearest library, they have computers......Drop us a line...
Take my addy.....We will be all here holding your home in place for you........

Sempers,

Roger and Ellie

God Bless.......

Jim C
07-17-02, 06:26 AM
Gary, I am very sorry to hear the news you got layed off. I will miss sharing a brewski and morning coffee with you.

Thank you for inviting me to this website. There are a bunch of guys here with terrific sense(s) of humor. (Is senses a word?!!!!)

Your local libray should have an internet connection. You can also use the resources there to find a new job.

Take care now. I sincerely wish you the very best of luck in getting a new job.

Jim

Sparrowhawk
07-17-02, 07:07 AM
Plugs in the coffee pot, pours himself a cup and waits to see if Gary going to show up this morning...

Find's Gary's coffee cup....

I'll pour him a cup....


Just in case......

I wonder where he keeps the JD's?

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Jim C
07-17-02, 07:22 AM
Good morning Sparrowhawk,

Check the last page (29).....Gary got laid off from his job. He does not have a computer at home.

thedrifter
07-17-02, 07:30 AM
Walks in and sees Cook put on the coffee.......Thanks Cook...

Great to see you Jim......

We have a mission here and we will make sure Gary will be back soon.....That is what we are all about Marines Helping Marines......

Walks over to Chesty's bowl and pours him a beer.....
You'll be drinking a lot of them today.....It's going to be a hot one here today........

Walks in kitchen, I start the breakfast.........

Sempers,

Roger

wrbones
07-17-02, 07:40 AM
Gimme a bug cup o joe and a cold shot of JD on the side will ya, drifter. Better put a lid on that cup fer Gray. Don't want anyone puttin salt in it! Wait a minute....I just had an idea......When Gary shows up keep him distraved fer a minute.....

Jim C
07-17-02, 08:08 AM
Thanks Drifter,
A cup of joe sounds good. Gary and I have been buddies through 2 other sites before he invited me here. Sure hope he is not out of work too long.

By the way, I was born and raised in Philly. North Philly and then Northeast Philly.

Sorry to be a bother, but a shot of JD sounds like a great idea, could you pour me a shot? Thanks.

thedrifter
07-17-02, 09:01 AM
Here you go Jim and Bones...........

I live in in the Far Northeast.....I just have to walk less then a mile and I will be in the Bensalem area.......

You got to Love the Brotherly Love State.........

Pours a cup for himself......Let me sit for a spell......

Everyone must be still sleeping around here......

I guess we need to have Chesty...go on a mission to get everyone moving.......

Pours Chesty another beer......

Sempers,

Roger

thedrifter
07-17-02, 11:38 AM
Sitting by the pool to try to stay cool........

Chesty it's too quiet around here.........
Pours Gary's favorite beer in Chesty's bowl........

We need to do something.......
Gary always had this place hopping......

Takes a cold one and puts feet in the pool lets think what will be Gary doing........

Chesty starts barking....you want me to follow you...
Walks in bar.....Chesty goes by the fireplace and barks again...
I look above and look at Gary's most treasured award......

Sempers,

Roger

thedrifter
07-17-02, 03:19 PM
Walks over to the table and puts down the steaks and chips for tonights dinner........

Pours Chesty a beer.........
Takes one for himself......

Walks toward the pool and places down the beer on the table...

Takes a running leap into the pool.......
S..P...L..A...S...H....

Looks around and see Chesty running toward the pool...ANOTHER.......S...P...L.A...S...H.....

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-17-02, 07:58 PM
grabs a beer and walks out to the poolside and sits under the umbrella at the table.

Sparrowhawk
07-17-02, 08:10 PM
Don't be kicking me under the table...

Humm, nice swim suit you're wearing, there... would you like a hug? LOL

Sophora
07-17-02, 08:14 PM
Sparrow?? what you doing under the table??? crawl out and I'll stop kicking you. :) gonna grab another beer, anyone else need one?

thedrifter
07-17-02, 08:23 PM
Roger walks out to the pool, see Sophora kicking Cook under the table. Hands both of them a cold one. Walks over an fills Chesty's bowl with beer. Guess I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.............HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-17-02, 08:30 PM
thanks for the cold one Roger...do you think Chesty could drag Sparrow out from ounder the table? He's taking up all the leg room.

thedrifter
07-17-02, 09:58 PM
Sophora just pour some beer on Sparrowhawk, Chesty will pull him out from under the table............HE HE HE HE

Looks like everyone could use aother round, well since Cas is buying(that's what she told me), until gary gets back.
Roger grabs a bunck of cold ones from the cooler and passes them out. Chesty you get yours after you drag Cook out from under that table..................HE HE HE HE

Sempers,

Roger

thedrifter
07-18-02, 06:28 AM
Walks in and puts on the coffee..........

Great News I talked with Gary last night.....
He is doing well as expected.......

He said he does have a library near him, and will try to hook up with us......but he is only limited to one hour a day....

Chesty looks up at me and starts barking.........
Gary said he will try to get on today.......sometime after 10:00 Central Time........

pours Chesty his beer in the bowl......
Takes a cup of coffee for himself...

Sempers,

Roger

Jim C
07-18-02, 06:43 AM
Hi Drifter, Sparrohawk, Sophara,

Who is tending bar while Gary is on leave? Drifter you said Gary will try to pop in about 10 central. I can't stay that long, have to go and obtain a new pair of glasses. No, not the ones you drink out of.....................the glasses you wear on your news so your eyes can tell what your drinking!!!! Speaking of drinking ............
Who's raiding the beer locker?

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thedrifter
07-18-02, 07:02 AM
Pass Jim some coffee.....

Gary said he will try anytime after 10:00, but can't say for sure...
It depends on how busy the library is........

Jim I really think Chesty is raiding the stock....
I leave with one count and come in the next morning with a new total....

I told Gary to watch that dog.....;) :D

places some donuts on the bar........

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-18-02, 07:31 AM
ahhh...coffee and donuts. Thanks Roger, perfect start to my day. I'm not sure if I'll be able to catch up with Gary today, but send him my best.

So did Sparrow finally crawl out from under the table? never did figure out why he was under there, but got a sore foot from kicking him. :D I wonder where we'll find him today. :rolleyes:

Sophora
07-18-02, 05:53 PM
and sees that no ones around. Grabs a couple of brews and walks out to the pool. Pours Chesty a beer and sits under the umbrella at the table...Ahhh one more day till I escape. Lifts my beer in silent toast of well wishes to Gary. Hurry back.

thedrifter
07-18-02, 06:37 PM
Walks in see Sophora sitting relaxing with Chesty by her side.....

Hi Sophora

Kinda quiet here tonight....
Grabs a beer at sits down........

Everyone must be in hiding.......LOL

Pours Chesty some beer...
I see your foot looks a little bruised.....

You got to use another type of weapon on Cook instead of your foot....LOL

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-18-02, 07:15 PM
Howdy Roger..grab a seat....I grabbed a couple beers earlier..let Gary know to add them to my tab. Roger we should detail this place so it's spit shined when Gary returns from his hiatis...the ladies room needs work :p. Gonna grab a beer for me and Chesty...Need one?

thedrifter
07-19-02, 07:32 AM
Walks in to put the coffee on........

Here Chesty.....gives him a bone and pours beer in his bowl......

Well its Friday.......We can TGIF......but I'm on call starting now...Just hope it's not to busy.....

We have to clean up a little today......at least I did the pool last night when I was talking with Sophora.......

Walks back to kitchen brings out some danishes.....
Coffee and Danishes sound good for today......

Chesty we need to wake up the folks around here....It's been to quiet.........

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-19-02, 08:25 AM
Good morning Drifter, hey ya Chesty. Pours cuppa and takes a danish. Thanks Roger, the coffee's great. :) I'll try to pop in later today to help with the clean-up. Pats Chesty on the head and rushes off to work.

Sophora
07-19-02, 02:08 PM
awww...poor Chesty, your bowl is empty you must be thirsty **Grabs a beer and fills Chesty's bowl** hmmm I should restock the beer..might need it later.

thedrifter
07-19-02, 05:24 PM
Walks in she the Sophora was around.....
Thanks Sophora for clean up the place....LOOKS GOOD.....

Walks over to Chesty and pats his head......
Pours Chesty some beer........

Well Chesty let go sit by the pool and listen to some music....
We will see if Sophora stops in later...

This place is too quiet.......

Sempers,

Roger

Shaffer
07-19-02, 05:47 PM
After a long week I need a nice long neck...hows about a Yuengling please. If I drink that I will need a chaser though...double shot of JD too then ;)

This one goes out to Gary. Here. Here. Don't worry bro. Folks are keeping the place squared away for ya til you get back online.

Semper Fi,

Jerry

thedrifter
07-19-02, 06:37 PM
Walks in and sees Jerry.....Chesty runs by me to beat Jerry at the bar.....

Gary has this dog train to be first at everything....LOL

Hands Jerry a beer........Here you go......Now where did the JD get placed at......

Sophora has been in here cleaning......or was she drinking up the stock.......LOL

Well let me go into Gary Secret Area...I do know where he hides his good stuff.......

Takes a Cold one for himself.....

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-19-02, 06:45 PM
while you're back there poking around Roger...grab me the coldest beer you can find...I'm offically on vacaton. woohoo! :D

Sophora
07-20-02, 12:31 PM
...and fixes a rum and coke. hmmm...collects ashtrays and dumps butts and stacks them in the sink...day one without smokes..not going well..grabs another R&C and a beer for Chesty and heads out to the pool. looks under table before sitting under the umbrella.

thedrifter
07-20-02, 12:57 PM
Walks in.......Pours Chesty his beer........

Be Strong Sophora..... The first day is the hardest....
I'm on my 5th day......
Keep yourself busy.........Habits are the hardest to break......

Pours Sophora another drink.......
Takes one for himself.......

I'm going to sit by the pool for awhile....
Come join me if you like.........

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-20-02, 01:18 PM
**grabs beer and joins Roger by the pool**. Thanks Roger for the encouragement. I've kinda set things so it'll be real hard to fail..had my kid dump me NW of Tucson. House sitting..no car no cigs and about 8 miles to the nearest store :o...does cyber smoking count?? **sparks up a smoke**
Chesty sternly barks....

Sixguns
07-20-02, 02:12 PM
Sixguns strolls up with a case of beer. "Where is the cooler with the ice?" *dumps beers in the cooler saving one for himself* "Hey, Roger. When are those burgers going to be ready?" *Looks at Sophora* "Hey lady, you may want to put some sunscreen on, you're starting to get wrinkled!!" *sitis down and begins to enjoy the beer* "Hey, where's the music and entertainment?"

Sophora
07-20-02, 02:41 PM
those are laugh lines :D if ya want music drop some change in the jukebox. :D Hey ya Roger Chesty just stole yer beer!!

thedrifter
07-20-02, 03:04 PM
Hops out from the pool........

Chesty, the darn dog......he always wants beer.......

If anybody is hungry there is burgers,and dogs.......
Chesty do you hear that.........HE..HE..HE..HE..
The salads are over on the table and we have a fruit float there...

Pour Chesty a beer .....
Hands out one to Sophora, Sixguns and himself.......

I don't know what I'm going to do with the dog.......

Sempers,

Roger




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Sophora
07-20-02, 03:09 PM
I was ready for another :) **adjusts chair to take full advantage of the umbrella's shade** Hey Sixguns pass me the sunblock :D

thedrifter
07-20-02, 04:40 PM
Hands Sophora the suntan lotion.... Sixguns is a little busy at this time in the war with prmama...LOL....
She not gonna win, this one to easy...LOL

Pours Chesty another beer..

Hands Sophora a beer, and then takes one out for himself......

lets sit back and relax listening to the music......

Sempers,

Roger


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Sophora
07-20-02, 04:54 PM
what better way to spend the day...beer music and good friends. **pats Chesty on the head and pours him more beer** poor dog is thirsty. Quiet out here tonight.

Barndog
07-20-02, 06:43 PM
WHAT? The damm BARTENDER IS ON LEAVE? Who knew and didnt notify me? This modern-day Marine Corps is really starting to irritate me. (Chain of Command, General Orders,SOP, etc)
Double shot of JD huh Jerry? Is that one glass or 2?( /me hands Shaffer the fifth - no complaints either jarhead).
Well, I'll kick the plug outta the wall for the jukebox and fire up this guitar and mandolin... any of yawl wanna join in, hell I cant sing worth a pinch of crap, but I do like to play. The drunker I sit here the longer I play, or....... the circle circle little shrink.... am I as fuctd up as I think?
Hey Chesty, have a beer. Next case is on me. Wife has German potato salad goin. Who wants shots?
All request Saturday nite, u say it, I'll play it...

Semper FI

Barndog

fishon
07-21-02, 10:30 AM
Sorry Guys I couldnt get back sooner My computer has been down for three weeks. also my son was in for a week with his family. Enjoyed them but it sure is nice to see them leave. Thingss are back to normal.
I sure could use some of that dark black coffe the kind that makes ur head stand the way Roger makes. Put 2 fingers of Brandy in it so I could get a buzz on. :)
That was good I could stand another one.

Shaffer
07-21-02, 10:34 AM
Thanks for the 5th bro. I certainly won't complain about that. Nice to have you aboard and I enjoy reading your posts. Although after a couple swigs of this here JD I probably will enjoy any post :D Just kidding. Shafffer <----- Doesn't drink anymore.

Don't drink any less either :p

Semper Fi,

Jerry

Sixguns
07-21-02, 10:47 AM
Shaffer is that you in the Speedo in Drifters post? I see you found a great seat between the ladies. Do you think the suit had anything to do with it??

Shaffer
07-21-02, 11:21 AM
Its not the suit bro...
Its whats in the suit!!! :eek:

Semper Fi,

Jerry

Sixguns
07-21-02, 11:28 AM
I guess you grew up hearing that phrase about good things in small packages!!! Just teasing you, Bro. Obviously it must be working. The ladies seem to want to be near you.

thedrifter
07-21-02, 11:34 AM
Well I see everyone enjoyed Barndog playing last night......

Great to see you again Fishon, Shaffer and Sixguns........
Now where did Cook put Sophora.......I know she was here and now I only see her shoes......
Sixguns Shaffer is always in between the women...LOL

Pours Chesty a beer....

Pours drinks for everyone else..........

We have to find something to do today.....Let's see........

Sempers,

Roger

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Shaffer
07-21-02, 11:46 AM
Don't worry. you won't hurt my feelings. I have been short all my life :D

Check your PM's bro.

SF,

Jerry

Barndog
07-21-02, 02:39 PM
Thanks for puttin up with my attempt (abeit ) at imitating Bill Monroe. Was I drunk, or was that Shaffer in his speedo? I gotta go wash my eyes out with battery acid......... man
Well, Bones made my day, more like Month. Around 1300 my phone rings - it's the old jarhead himself. We talked about helo's, all that good s*#t, you know....... funny - we did breathe some of the same jet fumes at the same time. (maybe that was the problem ?????? LOL ) Couple of names we passed across hit the old bell too. That what this site is all about - Marines helping Marines. I know Bones has had his share of down time recently. Haven't we all. I feel honored that he could pick up the old land line and call me and chat like we were in the same squadron together. Damm sure made me feel good. Hope it did the same for you Bones, you old so-n-so.. LOL

"You take everything I own, everything I cherish, my home, my dog, my worldly possessions, BUT you will never take from me the fact that I will remain, until the day I die,
A UNITED STATES MARINE"

Semper FI

Barndog

wrbones
07-21-02, 02:51 PM
Give Big Dog whatever he's drinking, too. Put 'er on my tab. Dog be a trtange ranger, but he's a Marine. Wasn't the JP- 5, it was the freon did me in! LOL. It's a pleasure to visit with any of you folks. Now where's the nekkid wimmin...

thedrifter
07-21-02, 03:44 PM
Passes everyone a drink........Here you go guys........

it's great to come and starting talking to people and find out you, sometime in your life you crossed paths..............

Yea, Barndog that is what we are hoping for Marines helping Marines..........

No Women Here.................Bones you better put your glasses on..........
Anyhow I never look at naked ones.... ;) :D

Sempers,

Roger

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Sophora
07-21-02, 07:29 PM
Howdy guys. Nice quiet Sunday here. I'll just grab myself a beer Roger. Ok Chesty I'll get one for you too :) I think I'll go sit by the pool..not sure I want to be in here when the nekked women arrive ;) Come on Chesty..you're too young to see what happens :D

Sparrowhawk
07-21-02, 07:51 PM
I CAN't believe you posted that picture.




I am sorry But I'm going to have to CENSORE it.




It's just too revealing!




Please be more careful about the pictures you post!

Sophora
07-22-02, 08:28 AM
Walks in and puts on a pot of coffee. Wipes down tables and bar while waiting for brew. Poors a cup and heads out to the pool. Discovers a girl with black tape over her eyes stumbling around the pool deck

WTF? Happened here last night?:eek:

thedrifter
07-22-02, 08:50 AM
Walks in and see that Sophora made coffee............
Great morning present to have a cup of coffee ready.......

Sophora Cook was in one of his kinky moods last night......
I never ask....is my motto........LOL........

Walks over to Chesty hands him a bone and pours a beer in his bowl.........

Pours some coffee....and thanks Sophora for cleanning up.....
Been running around I got in here a little later than normal......

places some donuts on bar......i have to think of something for dinner.......

Sempers,

Roger

Sparrowhawk
07-22-02, 11:19 AM
Glad you guys cleaned up.

Feeling a bit loving today.

Walks over sits next to Sophora, thanks for the good Coffee, Sparrowhawk says, as he pours her a cup, and a shot of Pinch 15 Year Old Scotch Whisky


Humm, says, Sparrowhawk

That reminds me, of a song my dad used to sing, let me see if I remember the words.

Janine and Roger gather to hear the song.

Oh, yes, Now I member, it goes like this.

Ah, you'll have to click on the button to hear me sing...


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Sophora
07-22-02, 11:59 AM
Thanks Sparrow for the drink and the tune. Now if I could just get ya to wear a kilt Sparrow ;) the picture would be complete. Gonna get me a Guinnes to go with the Scotch. Anyone else for one?

Gary
07-22-02, 01:27 PM
Pulls into the parking lot on his Harley Roar, Roar, Rumble, Rumble at least nobody has taken my parking spot:D shuts down the Harley and walks in, catches Chesty in mid air as he jumps up on him, Hey Chesty!!! how you been Boy? gives the little bulldog a scratch behind the ears, http://www.boundupdesigns.com/smileys/wave.gif Hi everybody, you can't keep me away forever, Roger I'll take a cold beer and a shot of JD please.

thedrifter
07-22-02, 01:28 PM
Sophora, don't gave Cook anymore ideas...tonight we will be seeing him in one...and I don't really want to know what they wear underneath...:eek:

Well set up the bar...line them drinks up, because I see that Gary is here...........Welcome.........

Chesty runs toward Gary...almost knocking him over.......

I'm going out back to start the BBQ...we are having a smoke pig tonight...........

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-22-02, 01:42 PM
let me get ya a wee dram of Scotch..wait make that a half glass...You'll need it if Sparrow shows up singing in his kilt. :D great seeing ya guy :)

Sparrowhawk
07-22-02, 02:54 PM
Good to see you

Been riding all day?

Sorry about the mess, janine wiped the tables but she didn't do the dishes.


Ahhh, about that girl with the see thru top, don't remove the black patch over her eyes, we dont want her to know we can see her.




Since your here can we have Carne Asada for dinner at the club?

I know Janine can cook up a batch of home made tortillas if we ask her nicely..

How about a tall frosty glass of beer!

Sophora
07-22-02, 03:43 PM
ifn you're gonna leave on the black patch covering her eyes at least get her a white cane or a seeing eye dog. she keeps tripping over the chairs and falling in the pool..she's stumbled into the table and knocked over my drink 3 times...good thing Chesty's been here to clean up the spill or she'd probably be slipping in that. :o

Sophora
07-22-02, 05:36 PM
the lady with the black pached eyes falls into the pool...Chesty rises to alert and jumps into the pool to the rescue....again :rolleyes:

Chesty grabs bikini top. must be something in the name....:D and drags black-eyed patch girl to side of pool...Sophora helps pull her out.

Patting Chesty on the head... "great job..luckly the bobbies were flotation devices" :D

Barndog
07-22-02, 06:01 PM
Oh man........... you guys (and gals) /me pats Chesty on the head 'good boy for grabbin her top'...... Damm fine dog you got there Rog....... Damm fine Marine Dog...........
I was thinkin Debbie Harry from 'The Plasmatics'. who had electical tape over her headlights. Next round's one me..... here's a case of JD (from the liquer cellar, uhhhhh don't need this backstock anymore, make sure Shaffer gets a couple : I wanna see him in his speedo again LMAO).
Well, Chesty ol' boy.... here - it's yer turn to have a beer (pours a long cold one for the MAN). Pops (the 1Sgt) told me to draw you a cold one.
Barndog, then, goes to do the dishes ( like around the house too..... just like a Marine - something needs to be done instead of waiting for it, just do it).

Semper Fi

Barndog

thedrifter
07-22-02, 06:14 PM
Walks out toward the pool......Well Cook did again....
The poor lady walking around with tape on her eye and she falls in the pool..........

See's bikini top floating around the pool ......Now she running around with no top......Wait to Shaffer here's this.......We are in big trouble........LMAO........

BarnDog we pretty well get a lot of what we want around he...After you learn the place we just grab and have fun....
BarnDog Shaffer denies he wears Speedo's....but we do have to watch Cook he is talking about wearing a kilt tonight in the chatroom...since Sophora gave him the idea....LOL

See's Chesty has been taken care of..........

Grabs a beer and sit down by the pool...........

Sempers,

Roger

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Sophora
07-23-02, 07:47 AM
walks in and puts on a pot of coffee. Opens doors to let the fresh washed morning air in. Takes cup and heads out to the pool. Streightens up table and chairs the black-patched-eye girl knocked over. Pours Chesty a beer and snatches away the bikini top while he's drinking

Now where is that girl..???

thedrifter
07-23-02, 10:24 AM
Walks in and smells the fresh brew coffee.......HMMMMMMM

pours a cup......and walks toward the pool.....
see's Sophora out there relaxing by the pool......
Chesty is sitting by her side.........

now that is a site I like to see.........

Goodmorning Sophora, beautiful morning today...A little warm for me, but I'll live with that......

pours a beer for Chesty.....

Do you need anything Sophora before I sit down...........

Sempers,

Roger

Sophora
07-23-02, 11:31 AM
Pulls a large pizza with everything on it from the oven. Grabbs a couple beers and heads out to the pool. Pours the beers in Chesty's bowl. Hey Roger, need a warm up on that coffee? I'm gonna have one more cup before I join Chesty in a beer :D