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Mike McIntyre
09-07-06, 12:12 PM
There is going to be a New Survivor show in the coming year. The reality show will be called, “Survivor Southern Style”. The rules are as follows:
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Ř Each contestant will be given a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates
Ř Each contestant will have to drive state roads only
Ř Each contestant must stop at only rural gas stations or truck stops
Ř The coarse will Start in Texas and pass through Arkansas. Tennessee, N. Carolina, S. Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and end back in Texas
Ř Each car will clearly display the following stickers: Gore is the Real President, Ban Handguns, Bush Lied, Animals are People Too support Peta, Gay and Proud, Eat Vegetarian, Legalize Marijuana, Hunting is Murder, Murtha is a Hero, Eracism, Hillary in ’08 & NASCAR Sucks
Ř The first contestant to make back to Texas (Alive!) wins