Slick Willy's 60th Birthday

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Slick Willy's 60th Birthday <br />
August 19, 2006 <br />
By John Lillpop <br />
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Today, August 19, former President Bill Clinton will celebrate his 60th birthday. According to some written accounts, &quot;celebrate&quot; is...

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This seems fitting;)

"Top Ten Bill Clinton 60th Birthday Plans."
cbs ^ | 8-18-06 | dave letterman


From the August 16 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Bill Clinton 60th Birthday Plans."

10. The usual -- bucket of KFC and a lap dance

9. Get cracking on second 2,000-page biography

8. Bust open a pinata full of Lipitor

7. It depends on what your definition of the word 'plans' is

6. Thank Letterman for the $10 Radio Shack gift certificate

5. Pretending to be excited when Hillary wears one of her 'sexy' pantsuits to bed

4. Going to Foxwoods with Kofi Annan to catch Regis and Susan Lucci

3. Hit on that cute AARP receptionist

2. Reminding Gore the cake is for everyone

1. In honor of 60, 20-year-old triplets!

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