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wrbones
07-07-02, 01:41 PM
I'm worried about you.

wrbones
07-07-02, 01:42 PM
does that make your heart flutter?

wrbones
07-07-02, 01:45 PM
and I miss you terribly when you aren't around.

wrbones
07-07-02, 01:47 PM
just for you!

wrbones
07-07-02, 01:50 PM
PLEASE COME OUT AND PLAY!

prmama
07-07-02, 02:42 PM
r u lonily hon?


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luvs ya hon
heather

wrbones
07-07-02, 03:27 PM
My own mind is plenty of company for me..... Would you like to join my little wotld?

prmama
07-07-02, 05:45 PM
u want to c something hon
this is u when u think it can't get any better

wrbones
07-07-02, 05:53 PM
You be stylin' now!

wrbones
07-07-02, 05:56 PM
in a dream world.

wrbones
07-07-02, 05:58 PM
....in hell.

wrbones
07-07-02, 05:59 PM
"Are my feet too big?"

prmama
07-07-02, 06:01 PM
20- Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
19- Do I look like a freakin' people person?
18- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
17- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
16- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
15- You! Off my planet!
14- Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
13- Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
12- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
10- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
9- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
8- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
7- Adults are just kids who owe money.
6- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
5- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
4- Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done.
3- Does this condom make me look fat?
2- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
1- I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

wrbones
07-07-02, 06:01 PM
...hangs you out to dry.

wrbones
07-07-02, 06:02 PM
...the storm gathers.

wrbones
07-07-02, 06:03 PM
...why your little world seem so strange.

prmama
07-07-02, 06:04 PM
in ur dreams bones

wrbones
07-07-02, 06:06 PM
you're entering my world.

prmama
07-07-02, 06:08 PM
here is a kiss to ya hon.

wrbones
07-07-02, 06:08 PM
I play nice, but I don't play fair.

prmama
07-07-02, 06:14 PM
divas

prmama
07-07-02, 06:23 PM
Old Sex
An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather hopefully.

'Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently,' she responded.

The old guy paused.... then he asked, 'Was that one word or two?'


bones is this u hon??????????????[COLOR=blue]

prmama
07-07-02, 06:28 PM
hey u go bones i think maybe u like this one.


Hired Marine
A man was being interviewed for a job.

'Were you in the service?' ask the interviewer.

'Yes, I was a marine,' responded the applicant.

'Did you see any active duty?'

'I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.'

'May I ask what happened?'

'Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.'

'You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.'

'When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability.'

'Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.'

wrbones
07-07-02, 07:39 PM
Heather, that was cold! LMAO

wrbones
07-07-02, 07:42 PM
You poor little angel.

wrbones
07-07-02, 07:45 PM
...what you've gotten yourself into.

wrbones
07-08-02, 04:06 PM
Ya want romance and dancing?

wrbones
07-08-02, 04:09 PM
You're already dancing to my tune.

prmama
07-08-02, 05:02 PM
this is the way i think a man should be.

prmama
07-08-02, 05:03 PM
u need to keep ur clothes on.

prmama
07-08-02, 05:05 PM
what happened to listening to me bones?

wrbones
07-08-02, 05:13 PM
I love it when you give me those bedroom eyes....

prmama
07-08-02, 05:15 PM
this most be a pic of yourself. hon u look great.

wrbones
07-08-02, 05:24 PM
make me laugh.

prmama
07-08-02, 05:33 PM
I told u time and time again to close to door to the head.