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07-06-02, 01:23 PM
The following are real ads—classified and otherwise—published in newspapers across the U.S. <br />
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Nordic track, $300. Hardly used, call Chubby. <br />
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Exercise equipment: queen size mattress and box...

07-06-02, 09:01 PM
I'ld say you gotta be making these up, 'cept my kids work at the local Bakers Square and posted on the blackboard: Today's Special: Baby Seal Club and Grilled Porpoise. Management didn't catch on 'til the cooks came out and yelled "No mas porpoise, no mas porpoise!"